52 funny ghost quotes - Page 2 - Wordgag

For as long as that song was, you’d think the Ghost Busters would have mentioned their phone number at least once.

May 22, 2026

Tornados are just a bunch of ghosts fighting over a cow.

May 22, 2026

Massage therapist asked how I felt about chiropractics and I told her the guy who invented it says he learned it from a ghost, and that shut the conversation down pretty quick.

May 21, 2026

Probably the most humiliating thing that can happen when you die is that you come back as a fitted-sheet ghost.

May 21, 2026

Actually, it’s illegal to be upset if you make a date on Halloween and they ghost you.

May 21, 2026

Halloween is the only day you can ghost someone and blame it on being festive.

May 21, 2026

Sorry for levitating at the end of your bed all night, I just think you’re really cute.

May 21, 2026

Be the reason why your local woods are haunted.

May 21, 2026

I hope the ghost of Michael Jackson Hee-Hee’s in your ear while you tryna sleep.

May 21, 2026

I hope we’re good friends until we die, then I hope we can stay ghost friends, walk through walls and scare people.

May 20, 2026

If I ever become a ghost, I’m gonna go back and haunt college me. Tell him to hydrate.

May 20, 2026

Catching me in person is rare. I move like a ghost.

May 19, 2026