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Computers used to scream out in pain when we connected to the internet. This was a warning and we did not heed it.

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I could never be an Instagram mom influencer. For starters, I wouldn’t be able to give my kids a name like Banjo or Parmesan or Chandelier.

Someone from 🇺🇦 has downloaded:

Can you put some pants on my voodoo doll and pop some money in the pocket, please?

Someone from 🇵🇱 has downloaded:

“Jump to Recipe” is the closest we’ll ever get to teleportation.

Someone from 🇲🇨 has bookmarked:

It should be illegal to take a nap and still have a headache when you wake up. Like, no, I shut it off and back on again. Why are you still here?

Someone from 🇺🇸 has downloaded:

Scientists just confirmed that our dreams were real in another reality.

Someone from 🇹🇩 has bookmarked:

Rental car companies seem so insanely helpless at their one job. You show up at the airport, reservation in hand, and they’re like, ‘Wait, really? You wanted a car? Sorry, you totally caught me off guard.’

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I hate it when I’m cleaning the house and suddenly find a bowl of ice cream in my lap and my soap opera on.

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Never forget that your fave celebs were trying to sell you cartoon monkey pictures during a pandemic.

Someone from 🇧🇹 has shared:

Biting your tongue while eating is a perfect example of how you can still screw up, even with decades of experience.

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I hope we’re good friends until we die, then I hope we can stay ghost friends, walk through walls and scare people.

Going viral on Facebook:

No one lies more than a parent who says, “We’ll see.” You know we’re not seeing anything.

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Sat at a stop sign waiting for it to turn green, if you’re wondering how I’m doing today.

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One of the most underrated benefits of having a cat is that you get another creature to look around in confusion with you when you hear a random loud-ass noise in the middle of the night.

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I have a great poker face because I have no idea what’s going on.

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Rappers be making you feel guilty for no reason at all: “You was in the house eating dinner while I was in the streets hungry”. Like my fault, bro.

Just shared via LinkedIn:

What did parents do before smart phones, hold their babies with two hands or something?

Seen just now on WhatsApp:

Whoever named the grapefruit when there was already a fruit named grape. Incompetent legend. I wish we could hang out.

Spotted on Threads:

Did you know that if you listen to any Black Sabbath album backwards, you can hear them singing backwards?

Trending via Messenger:

Home is where you trust the toilet seats.

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26 shares on Slack this month:

Will someone please make me drink some water and limit my screen time?

85 shares on Telegram this month:

I need an app that deletes my number from other people’s phones.

39 shares on YouTube this month:

Once I find a dragon, y’all are toast.

31 shares on Facebook this month:

In the future, there will be grandmas who can’t bake but have tattoos on their backs.

33 shares on Snapchat this month:

It’s like 10,000 Tupperwares when all you need is a lid.

96 shares on WeChat this month:

With great power comes a huge electric bill.

74 shares on X this month:

I’m getting targeted ads about chin fat and I’m offended by the relevance.

40 shares on Facebook this month:

I am on a diet where you just speak Italian: “Pasta,” “Pizza,” and “I’m leaving Rooma for dessert.”

89 shares on TikTok this month:

I wish rage burned calories. I would be so skinny.

53 shares on Messenger this month:

Babysitting a pair of twin babies right now and feeding them saying “here comes the airplane”. I don’t know, just feels weird.

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True luxury is sleeping until you wake up by yourself.

Someone from 🇲🇬 has shared:

At the plastic surgeon: Please, Doc, help me. My Barbie doll has appendicitis.

Someone from 🇱🇸 has viewed:

We should all start texting each other like old time explorers. ‘Dearest friend, I have survived another week. The horrors persist.’

Someone from 🇮🇶 has shared:

Exercise won’t cure your depression, but it can make you hotter than your enemies.

Someone from 🇳🇪 has shared:

I miss when my biggest problem was whether my Happy Meal toy matched the one from the commercial.

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I need to know the brand of toothbrush my neighbor has. I hear it buzzing sometimes an hour at a time and she’s clearly enjoying it.

Someone from 🇱🇺 has shared:

Called in, “Taking a gap year.”

Someone from 🇩🇴 has bookmarked:

Sorry, I can’t come over tonight. I’ve become too invested in these fictional characters and whether or not they will kiss.

Someone from 🇧🇧 has bookmarked:

People acting all happy and energized first thing in the morning. Chill out! You aren’t a Teletubby.

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I refuse to learn the color coding for heart emojis. Your heart means what I want it to, and vice versa.

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Seen just now on Facebook:

It’s crazy windy today. Trash is blowing everywhere, so watch out for your ex.

Freshly posted on Messenger:

I accidentally clicked on an ad, so I guess I will see that product all over my phone until I’m dead.

Just shared via TikTok:

The Recipe for Disaster in me, recognizes the Appetite for Destruction in you.

Freshly posted on Messenger:

I may not have lost all my marbles yet, but there’s a small hole in the bag somewhere.

Spreading quickly via Discord:

Look away from your laptop for 1 second, and MS Teams will say you left the country.

Going bananas on Discord:

“There’s a reason religion tells you your reward is after death; it keeps you quiet while you’re being exploited alive.”

Just landed via TikTok:

Twitter is great because you can get good life advice from other emotionally unstable adults.

Shared recently on Twitch:

Situationship where the situation is being madly in love with each other.

Just shared via Telegram:

I love how my brain is like, “We’re not going to think about that,” and then thinks about only that.

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