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People watching you so close, you’d think you were a Netflix series.

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I hope this is the year my teen learns how to turn off a light when she leaves a room.

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Remember, guys, it costs zero dollars to be annoying to strangers on the internet.

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Politicians and diapers must be changed often, and for the same reason.

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Gonorrhea would’ve been a great name for diarrhea medicine.

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Why are they called “grammar Nazis” and not “the Gestypo”?

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I don’t think you all understand. If Taylor Swift didn’t have a private jet, she’d be Taylor Slow.

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Everyone you meet is fighting a battle you know nothing about. Make it worse by saying they look tired.

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It’s so funny when someone writes a song to try to get someone to have sex with them. That’s what a bird would do!

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Let’s lay on the couch together, play on our phones, and ignore each other, babe.

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Me at war: You guys mind if I leave a bit early today?

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Please just wait until my mating ritual is over before you decide.

Broadcasted on Reddit:

That awkward moment when you’ve said “What?” three times, so you just say “Oh, yeah..” even though you have no idea what they said.

Just landed via Facebook:

Cool times create cool guys.

Trending via Instagram:

Roses are pink. I need a drink.

Just landed via Twitch:

Somewhere on our planet, there is someone who doesn’t care about you at this moment. It could be billions.

Seen just now on Twitch:

There’s no-one who can get more drunk on power than the admin of a village Facebook group.

Freshly posted on Discord:

Hey man, just wanted to reach out and say I loved how much you drank at my wedding last night.

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All this suffering on earth because someone ate an apple once.

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Every person you meet is fighting a battle you know nothing about. Make it worse by asking if they’re drinking enough water.

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Someone from 🇬🇾 has bookmarked:

When things get hot, they expand, so I’m just getting warmer, not gaining weight.

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Called myself to see if I’d answer, sent me to voicemail. Twice.

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You don’t get to tell me what to do, you’re not my cat.

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My son just turned an everything bagel into an everywhere bagel.

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I love how these vegans still drink water. That’s a fish’s house!

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People who own banana costumes will wear that shit to anything.

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No one suddenly needs anything more than a kid whose mom has just sat down and gotten comfortable.

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I take offense when people don’t invite me to events l’d like to turn down.

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I hope this email keeps you awake at night.

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The nice thing about getting older is that you don’t even have to be drunk to fall in the bushes.

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Making waves on TikTok:

I’m not shy, I’m holding back my awesomeness so I don’t intimidate you.

Spreading quickly via LinkedIn:

Why do men always think “looking for fun” means sex? Wat if I want us to draw?

Seen just now on YouTube:

Parents may forget many things, but they never forget who brought the noisy toys into the house.

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I think, therefore I am. I am, therefore I think. Therefore I am. I think.

Seen just now on WhatsApp:

I put on my Godzilla costume, then go to the miniature golf course to beat up the windmill.

Trending via Discord:

I hate when I grab a live wire and everyone sees my damn skeleton.

Spotted on Discord:

Doesn’t matter if the chicken or the egg came first. Still a weird thing to just appear.

Going viral on X:

I’ve asked so many people what LGBTQ stands for. So far no one has given me a straight answer.

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My favorite things about Texas are definitely toast and chainsaw massacres.

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Loving her was my second biggest mistake. Not buying Bitcoins in 2010 still remains the first.

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