Funny household chores quotes

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  5 months ago

  Share →: Sorry I’m late, I believed the washing machine when it said it only had one minute left in the cycle.

  Commentary:
  "Sorry I’m late, blame it on the washing machine's sneaky time management skills! 🕒🧺 Maybe next time I should double-check if it’s on ‘spin cycle’ or ‘time warp’ mode! ⏳😆"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: Who needs a dominatrix when you can be beaten up by an automatically retracting vacuum cleaner cable?

  Commentary:
  "Who needs a dominatrix when you have a sassy vacuum cleaner cable giving you a run for your money? It's all fun and games until the power switch becomes the ultimate safe word. 🌀💥😂 #CleaningUpLiterally"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: If you want your teen to finish her homework, tell her to fold the laundry.

  Commentary:
  "Ah, the age-old parenting hack – the elusive art of distraction! 🧺📚 Tell a teen to fold laundry and suddenly math problems seem like a piece of cake! 🤣 Who knew chores could be the homework motivation we've all been searching for? 🤷‍♂️ #ParentingWin"

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