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Someone from 🇭🇹 has shared:

I taught my kids about democracy tonight by having them vote on which movie to watch and pizza to order. I then picked the movie and pizza because I’m the one with the money.

Someone from 🇭🇳 has downloaded:

If the office is always a little cold, you might be working for the lizard people.

Someone from 🇨🇴 has copied:

Sucking melted cheese off the burger wrapper as God intended.

Someone from 🇱🇻 has viewed:

I have almost 100,000 miles on my office chair. So I got that going for me.

Someone from 🇰🇪 has viewed:

I miss the days when our biggest argument was whether West Coast or East Coast rap was better.

Someone from 🇺🇦 has copied:

Date idea: you hold my hand while I call the dentist and you tell me I’m so brave.

Someone from 🇲🇦 has viewed:

If someone ghosts you, respect the dead and never disturb them again.

Someone from 🇦🇪 has downloaded:

I know it’s traditional to start work at 9, but I think we could lower that age to 8.

Someone from 🇲🇱 has bookmarked:

My goal was to look good in a bikini this summer, but the call of the barbecue is stronger.

Someone from 🇫🇲 has shared:

She’s got style. She’s got grace. She dropped her cellphone on her face. She’s a lady.

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Broadcasted on Facebook:

If you love someone, let them sleep.

Freshly posted on Reddit:

This cannot be the cost of living after Jesus paid it all.

Seen just now on YouTube:

I’ve got midlife crises older than you.

Seen just now on Threads:

Donuts are beautiful creatures, and they deserve their own week on the nature channels.

Just shared via X:

You ever see a woman so beautiful it makes you momentarily mentally ill?

Spotted on Discord:

What do people do with all the extra time they save by writing ‘k’ instead of ‘ok’?

Broadcasted on TikTok:

My pronouns are she/her and my adjectives are problematic/overwhelmed.

Just landed via WhatsApp:

Monsters can’t hide under my bed. That’s where my cats have their fight club.

Just shared via Pinterest:

Good luck sending me mixed signals. Most the time I can’t even understand the direct ones.

Spotted on Snapchat:

As a man, it’s my job to mistake kindness for flirting.

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Someone from 🇰🇬 has shared:

Sorry for widening my eyes and whispering “The prophecy” when we first met.

Someone from 🇦🇺 has shared:

Welcome to Twitter: yeah, none of us can sleep either.

Someone from 🇳🇬 has downloaded:

So many people say they love their Roomba, but you never see them set it free.

Someone from 🇬🇶 has viewed:

You should be able to donate somebody else’s body to science.

Someone from 🇳🇴 has shared:

Is there really anything worse than being forced to watch a video on someone else’s phone and having to pretend to laugh for 2 minutes?

Someone from 🇭🇹 has viewed:

If Spotify has taught me anything, it’s that I don’t know the correct lyrics to any of my favorite songs.

Someone from 🇱🇾 has copied:

My anti-theft device in my car is that it’s manual.

Someone from 🇬🇭 has shared:

My sleeping pattern isn’t even a pattern anymore. It’s a lifestyle.

Someone from 🇨🇺 has copied:

Book reviews be like: “5 stars. I’m sobbing. I’m unwell. I haven’t eaten in 16 hours. Highly recommend.”

Someone from 🇪🇨 has shared:

Can someone please fix the algorithm of my life?

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Going viral on WhatsApp:

Shorts should be half the price of pants.

Seen just now on X:

As per my last curse, I have no interest in this.

Just landed via Messenger:

The females who don’t go through phones will definitely find out through dreams.

Just shared via WhatsApp:

While a leaf blower is a close second, my preferred cleaner is a flamethrower.

Going viral on TikTok:

I think during winter we should also get to work less hours in a day, just like the sun.

Spotted on Discord:

There should be a special rating system for movies that tells you how uncomfortable you’ll be if you watch them with your parents.

Breaking via Instagram:

Youngest siblings are literally weaponized incompetence, final boss.

Reported on WhatsApp:

If we’re not supposed to be snacking late at night why is there a light in the fridge?

Seen just now on WhatsApp:

My morning yoga routine has really helped shift my lower back pain into my upper back.

Broadcasted on YouTube:

Dark mode changed me. White screens now feel like staring into the sun.

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