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If your kids aren’t drinking enough water, tell them it’s bedtime.

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I let my cat smell every wine I drink so she can get a job as a sommelier and help pay my rent.

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“I’d rather hurl myself into an active volcano!” -me, politely declining dates.

Someone from 🇹🇭 has shared:

If you breakdance you buy dance.

Someone from 🇦🇺 has copied:

“This was on sale!” is why I’m always broke.

Someone from 🇹🇴 has viewed:

My husband and I are doing a workshop. He works and I’ll shop.

Someone from 🇲🇳 has downloaded:

Twitter is like talking to yourself in public and some random dude walking by agrees with you.

Someone from 🇸🇧 has bookmarked:

I’m best man at my buddy’s second wedding. Is it appropriate to open my dinner speech with “Welcome back everyone”?

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McDonald’s will “anything else” you to death. Can you wait a McMinute?

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It’s important to get out of the house every once and a while to remind yourself of why you don’t go out.

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Remember, when a package says “sharing size”, that’s just a guideline. They have no enforcement mechanism.

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Doomscrolling: because who doesn’t love anxiety as a hobby?

Just landed via Slack:

Can’t. Typing a password into a TV.

Trending via Threads:

There are a few certainties in this life: death, taxes and when a Canadian tells you it’s cold out, it’s cold out.

Spreading quickly via Telegram:

I’ve got a neighbor who’s really into morons. I should introduce her to you guys.

Going viral on Instagram:

The cool thing about being a procrastinator is, really bad ideas also don’t ever make it off the ground.

Just shared via X:

A Southerner dies every time you people type “ya’ll” instead of “y’all,” btw.

Seen just now on Reddit:

Paw Patrol is just annoying. Exactly how long do dogs live again on average?

Spotted on TikTok:

I can’t explain how it works, but one day, you just wake up and like sauerkraut.

Freshly posted on Pinterest:

Only thing sexier than a bad decisions is a bad decision with queso.

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Share →: Taking action is my least favorite thing to take.

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"Oh, taking action? You mean like taking out the trash or taking on responsibility? 🙄 Yeah, that sounds about as fun as taking a nap… Wait, actually, taking a nap sounds way better. 😂 #ProcrastinationQueen"

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Someone from 🇧🇸 has bookmarked:

Not all angels are in heaven, me for example, I’m at work.

Someone from 🇸🇮 has viewed:

It’s wild that “Jason” is a name from ancient Greece, because it sounds like it was invented in Florida in 1983.

Someone from 🇬🇳 has shared:

Apologies about the delay to your flight. We’re just waiting for one 3D printed part, but apparently a ‘fuselage’ takes a little time.

Someone from 🇨🇿 has shared:

Handing the bus driver a $50 bill and telling him “Just drive”.

Someone from 🇬🇪 has downloaded:

No matter how old you are, an empty Christmas wrapping tube is still a fun thing to bonk someone over the head with.

Someone from 🇬🇪 has downloaded:

They are mad because you took that knife out of your back and used it to cut ties.

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Some say the world will end in fire. Others say in ice. Coming up next, our expert panel breaks down the arguments for each side…

Someone from 🇧🇾 has shared:

My boyfriend always complains that I never smile, but he’s the one who wanted a serious relationship.

Someone from 🇲🇻 has bookmarked:

I am a friend to all cats. Yes, even the mean ones. They have their reasons.

Someone from 🇧🇭 has copied:

Cake hits so much harder off a plastic fork.

Social Media Log 💫

Just shared via Telegram:

I’ve done literally nothing all day, except feel guilty about doing nothing all day.

Spotted on TikTok:

My only plan for this weekend is to move just enough so the people don’t think I’m dead.

Just landed via Reddit:

If you’re going to walk in my shoes, please also wear my FitBit.

Broadcasted on Reddit:

I’m off to club bed, featuring DJ Pillow and MC Blanky.

Just shared via X:

You live in a great city when you get pooped on by a seagull instead of a pigeon.

Broadcasted on Reddit:

My new diet plan is to hibernate and live off all this fat I’ve accumulated.

Just landed via WhatsApp:

Three out of five times, my intuition is right. Not in casinos, though.

Spotted on Reddit:

Surely, this is the hangover that will teach me my lesson.

Breaking via Snapchat:

It’s a shame that the know-it-alls know everything better but don’t do anything better.

Spotted on LinkedIn:

My husband asked me if he had any annoying habits then got offended during the PowerPoint presentation.

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