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All the stops on the bus are pointless, except the one I’m getting off at.

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Captain America taught me that I just need to take performance enhancing drugs to be loved by everyone.

Someone from 🇲🇼 has downloaded:

My housemates are convinced our house is haunted. I’ve lived here for 274 years and not noticed anything strange.

Someone from 🇯🇵 has copied:

The worst part of marriage is when you do something stupid, the best part of marriage is when your partner does something stupid.

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I love being married. It’s so great to find that one special person you want to annoy for the rest of your life.

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My advice to young people to prepare for getting older is to start stretching immediately.

Someone from 🇪🇪 has shared:

Harmonicas are basically for people who like to hear music while they spit.

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Beautiful women named Severe Thunderstorm Warning are blowing up my phone.

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You can count the number of times my wife has agreed with me on one hand, if you don’t have fingers.

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GTA6 should have streams and wetlands so we can work to conserve and restore them.

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Making waves on Messenger:

Being a goldfish must be brilliant. Every six seconds you’re pleasantly surprised to find that you live in a castle.

Trending via TikTok:

I talk to my dog like she’s human and, like most humans, she looks at me like I’m an idiot.

Seen just now on Facebook:

Laying in bed with the nervous system of someone going to war.

Going viral on Twitch:

So, if I take out a reverse mortgage on my house does that mean I’ll own a bank after 30 years?

Breaking via Facebook:

What bootlickers fail to understand is that the boot eventually comes for them too.

Trending via Twitch:

This post is invisible, and only heathens can see it.

Trending via Facebook:

When you have finished reading this funny quote, you will be a little closer to death than before.

Shared recently on Threads:

Remember that your face is literally a combination of hundreds of generations of people who fell in love!

Going viral on YouTube:

Calling a lobotomy a “lobobo” to fit in with Gen Z.

Going viral on YouTube:

Has anyone else noticed that it’s hard to do things when you don’t want to?

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87 shares on TikTok this month:

I love when the plot thickens.

68 shares on Messenger this month:

If lying was a job some people would be billionaires.

74 shares on WeChat this month:

Life isn’t funny, why should my posts be?

53 shares on WeChat this month:

I’m letting go of all earthly attachment — exactly like Buddha, except for the things I like and want.

37 shares on WhatsApp this month:

I’m so unpopular at school they call me “Batteries”. I’m never included in anything.

54 shares on Messenger this month:

Perhaps the most universal American experience is your mom being like, “Wasn’t he such a good dentist? He’s in prison now.”

74 shares on WeChat this month:

My favorite part of the Bible is when Jesus says to put a cross emoji and a Bible verse in your bio, and then call people slurs on the internet.

98 shares on Slack this month:

I was googling about the best time to visit the Maldives. It’s when you have money.

20 shares on TikTok this month:

Putting sunscreen on kids feels like cardio.

11 shares on Twitch this month:

As a man, it’s my job to mistake kindness for flirting.

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Welcome to your 40s, you’re too old to sit on the floor and put furniture together.

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Whoever named them fitting rooms has a lot of nerve.

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Babe, you’re not acting according to my delusions right now.

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I never oversleep in the mornings. I set an alarm and a back-up alarm. Plus, there’s also a noisy kid once those fail.

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If you buy something with a lifetime warranty and it breaks, the manufacturer will send a hitman to your house.

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I am re-watching “Narcos,” and I have to say that for someone who smokes so much weed, Pablo Escobar gets a lot done.

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Doctor: Your body has run out of magnesium. Me: OMg.

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It can be so healing to stay up until 3am. Unfortunately, it will also completely ruin your life.

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Men call us “gold diggers” when we expect them to pay for a meal. Honey, a gold digger goes after yachts, not a piece of chicken.

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Of course there’s birth control for men. It’s called the way they act.

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Activity Log ✨

Someone from 🇲🇨 has shared:

Met a microbiologist once. They’re a lot bigger than I imagined.

Someone from 🇮🇷 has copied:

We all have that person who insists on using a blanket on the couch, no matter the weather.

Someone from 🇦🇬 has bookmarked:

I’ve reached that age where I don’t have to drink to forget because it just happens naturally now.

Someone from 🇰🇳 has shared:

You used to calm me on my cell phone!

Someone from 🇧🇳 has viewed:

Driving behind a salt truck on a snowy day is a Midwest police escort.

Someone from 🇦🇴 has copied:

You can’t scare me; you’re not my credit card bill.

Someone from 🇹🇩 has bookmarked:

My sleep apnea was diagnosed at a staff meeting.

Someone from 🇧🇳 has bookmarked:

I’m still annoyed that you can catch Covid more than once. I can’t explain why, but it feels kind of rude.

Someone from 🇳🇱 has downloaded:

Welcome to your 40s, you now don’t understand a single word anyone under 25 is saying.

Someone from 🇦🇪 has viewed:

Eat whatever you want. If someone calls you fat, eat them too.

Social Media Log 💫

Making waves on WeChat:

Don’t be part of the problem. Be all of it.

Trending via Slack:

Is it just me, or does anybody else get excited about cancelling plans?

Just landed via Slack:

Old age comes at a bad time. Once you finally know everything, you start to forget everything you know.

Just landed via WhatsApp:

Welcome to middle age. Everything you encounter is either blurry or too loud now.

Going viral on Telegram:

We were never supposed to have this much access to stupid people’s thoughts, beliefs, and opinions.

Going viral on Telegram:

If you’ve seen one shopping centre, you’ve seen a mall.

Trending via Facebook:

Don’t worry, darling, you won’t break me. Someone already beat you to it.

Live now on Pinterest:

He was clicking his pen 137 times a minute, Your Honor.

Just landed via Twitch:

No one talks about how uncomfortable it is to ask for your own money back.

Making waves on Messenger:

A storm knows it’s laced with destruction, and yet it rages on.

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