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I’ve arrived like the sun: blinding, necessary, and impossible to ignore.

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Thaw me like one of your french fries!

Someone from 🇨🇬 has copied:

The masculine urge to make a woman sit through a YouTube video that she will not find funny or entertaining.

Someone from 🇦🇿 has shared:

I won’t rest until a cure for insomnia is found.

Someone from 🇸🇧 has downloaded:

I learned that when dogs lean against you it’s their version of hugging and now every time my dog leans against me my eyes start leaking.

Someone from 🇬🇳 has shared:

I give such good nudes that nobody ever needs to ask me for a second one.

Someone from 🇨🇻 has viewed:

Sorry I marked myself as safe on Facebook after your PowerPoint presentation.

Someone from 🇰🇷 has shared:

The train announcer just said we should keep our personal belongings with us at all times but I’ve left most of mine at home.

Someone from 🇧🇪 has viewed:

I don’t need to touch grass, I need to touch one million dollars cash.

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Jeez. It’s like the people in this nursing home have never heard techno before.

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We go together like coffee and cigarettes.

Broadcasted on Facebook:

My rapper name would be 2 stressd.

Freshly posted on X:

If they don’t look at you like you’re magic, disappear like Houdini.

Shared recently on Reddit:

You should always wear a helmet when doing dangerous things or talking about politics.

Trending via WhatsApp:

There is no ‘we’ in ‘food’.

Going viral on Facebook:

Eating wings is the opposite of flying.

Breaking via Twitch:

Unlike smoking, vaping doesn’t reduce your sex drive. It just reduces the sex drive of the people who see you vaping.

Making waves on Telegram:

A lot of people are afraid of heights. Not me, I’m afraid of widths.

Making waves on Snapchat:

Don’t ask me for work advice, I’m just going to tell you to quit your job.

Going viral on Facebook:

A lot of y’all don’t understand politics because your history teacher was the football coach.

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Someone from 🇹🇻 has downloaded:

Anything is free if you can outrun security. The more you know.

Someone from 🇿🇦 has bookmarked:

If I got possessed demonically, I wouldn’t even notice it. With everything else I’ve got going on.

Someone from 🇬🇶 has bookmarked:

I was raised to be humble which I excel at cause I excel at everything.

Someone from 🇨🇱 has bookmarked:

Waiting for toast to toast takes forever unless you walk away for 10 seconds, then it burns.

Someone from 🇲🇪 has bookmarked:

I drive safer when there’s food in my passenger’s seat than when there’s a person sitting there.

Someone from 🇦🇷 has viewed:

Diet tip: Your pants can’t get too tight if you never wear any.

Someone from 🇷🇴 has viewed:

Why call it a “step dad” when you could have called it a faux pas?

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I like how people say “travel safely” like I’m the one flying the plane.

Someone from 🇰🇬 has bookmarked:

Can’t, too busy deleting screenshots of my lock screen.

Someone from 🇱🇧 has downloaded:

I hope this email finds you at relative peace with the paradox of existence.

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Spotted on Reddit:

I never knew how fast I could write until the teacher said pencils down.

Just landed via Messenger:

I haven’t spoken to my wife in years. I didn’t want to interrupt her.

Freshly posted on WhatsApp:

With all the fake information out there, I refuse to believe scales or mirrors.

Spotted on TikTok:

My mom asked me where I’m taking her to eat on Mother’s Day. I told her we have food at home.

Seen just now on X:

Me waking up: wow, I can’t wait to go to sleep tonight.

Shared recently on Telegram:

I can’t believe I used to think I was stressed in high school.

Making waves on Threads:

According to the web, caffeine deficiency is a life threatening condition for people around you.

Broadcasted on TikTok:

I would cry but my makeup is too expensive.

Freshly posted on Facebook:

Me to cat: quit looking at me like I’m an ingredient.

Reported on Reddit:

Dinosaurs are always described as “roaming” the earth, which is patronizing as hell, I bet they had places to go and important shit to do.

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