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Screen time so high, I should send another risky message and then ignore my cell phone for three days.

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Sometimes you need to turn the music up louder and sort your shit out.

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You want fast replies from a female? Argue with her!

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My retirement plan is 100% contingent on me finding a buried treasure at some point.

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My husband told me that he used my sock trick on a recent trip, so he wouldn’t lose any. Reader, my “sock trick” is rolling matching pairs together.

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If you haven’t tried blindfold archery, you should give it a go. You don’t know what you’re missing.

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I’ll stop smoking weed when life stops smoking me.

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Brother: What are you bringing to Thanksgiving dinner? Me: Wine and unresolved issues. They pair nicely.

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Health nuts are going to feel stupid someday, lying in hospitals dying of nothing.

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I held the door for an old person today and he was like, “didn’t we go to high school together” and we did.

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Some days you have breakfast for dinner and live life on your own terms.

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Ugh, but profoundly.

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My fairytale would be called the princess and the pea sized bladder.

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There’s a certain nothing about you.

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I’m tired and drank a lot of coffee, so now I’m tired but faster.

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I yelled at my cat and the other cats yelled at me. Like wow, okay, pay my mortgage then.

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Dear men, my ‘biological clock’ isn’t my weakness. It’s your final deadline to prove you’re worthy.

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Do you think birds, once they get older, start people-watching?

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I get so crabby when strangers waste my time which is unfair to them because I waste almost all of my own time to begin with.

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Dating apps never work for me because I need at least two years of friendship charged with weird sexual tension to even consider falling in love.

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“I asked Grok.” “I asked ChatGPT.” Well, I asked R2D2, and he said you’re a loser.

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A little time spent not acting your age is never a bad thing.

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Al guys are like, “We can’t use it to cure cancer, but we can suck all the joy and purpose out of life so that dying isn’t sad.”

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Not a fan of frozen pizza. Too cold, in my opinion.

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I hope your spoon slides into your soup.

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Couldn’t afford a man cave. Had to settle for a gazebro.

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If you want to be sure that you never forget your wife’s birthday, just try forgetting it once.

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I started at the bottom and worked my way down.

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If you would like to get an idea of what an exorcism is like, try putting clothes on a toddler.

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You ever notice how when you get home from food shopping, the kids turn into airport security?

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One of the main reasons to drink tea is because you can say, ‘Let me put the kettle on,’ and stuff like that.

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Okay, this is getting ridiculous. It can’t just be the one guy. It’s gotta be a group of people pooping my son’s diaper.

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Hardest part of beekeeping is thinking of all the names.

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I hope you all get laid soon, for your own mental health.

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Not to brag, but I ate all of my bananas before they turned brown. Don’t be jealous.

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My husband said we need to start exercising and get into shape, so I’m going to wake up early tomorrow and start looking for a new husband.

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Part of getting older is having a favorite pen.

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When someone says “I expected more of you”, I’m always like “well who’s fault is that?”

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Don’t ask me ‘how are you?’ unless you’re willing to sign an NDA.

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Young witches boil every cauldron on high.

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I’m so hungry, I could eat my own cooking.

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I dream of disappearing into the woods with Wi-Fi.

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If you think about it, Santa really has the best job, he works one day a year and spends the rest of his time judging people.

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Forget tagging friends, I want to be able to tag my enemies.

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If a beer is 8 bucks, it’s a show. If a beer is 14 bucks, it’s a concert.

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