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“You’re at the age where both 1990 and 2003 are flirting with you.”

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I’m done with self-care. Time to learn some spells.

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Why can’t Chinese restaurants chop the broccoli in their dishes? I feel like I’m trying to fit an entire bonsai tree into my mouth.

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Cats have 32 muscles in each ear, to help them ignore you.

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My heart says, chocolate and wine, but my jeans say “Woman, are you kidding? Eat a salad!”

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I’m glad it’s not snowing. I can’t imagine shoveling snow in this heat.

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How many filters does it take before it’s technically a painting?

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Remember, you don’t have to worry about being around annoying people in public if you never leave the house.

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Sometimes people come into your life — and they need to stop doing that.

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Refusing to attend my brother’s gambling intervention until they agree to call it a slot shaming.

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Live now on Pinterest:

Not texting back is only ok when I do it.

Just landed via X:

Relationship status: he escaped.

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Oh really? We’ll see what the same six people who always agree with me think about that.

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The cinema vibe is my favorite, you literally forget about the world for like 2-3 hours.

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Some of you are still single because, when someone sends you romantic words, you reply with “hahaha.”

Just shared via Instagram:

Airplanes are so weird because how does a giant metal box stay in the air like that, and why am I craving tomato juice?

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I used to have a great future in my past.

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If I were Noah, I’d bring three of every animal just to create some drama.

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Have a good weekend, unless you have other plans.

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Hot wings have killed many people starting with a dude named Icarus.

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You cannot hurt me. You are not a hip-height table corner.

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“I don’t care!”, he posted, again.

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“AI is coming for your jobs!” I’d like to see AI take a 30-minute poop right after clocking in.

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Seaweed is great for when you want to eat pure salt but wish it had the texture of slime.

Someone from 🇱🇸 has bookmarked:

If you don’t want to be in love with me that’s fine. You’re entitled to your wrong and very stupid opinions.

Someone from 🇸🇿 has viewed:

I want a pet eagle that’s trained to steal people’s sandwiches for me.

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I’ve been doing Dry January, but it’s literally just been my lips and skin.

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I’m not enjoying this slow-burn apocalypse. I need it over and done like a popular Netflix show.

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I’m not asking for a lot, I just want someone down to earth that’s gonna touch me all over like my shower curtain does.

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Only two things are certain: death, and Princess Diana’s face on at least one grocery store magazine.

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“Life is a marathon, not a sprint.” Cool, I dislike both of those things.

Live now on LinkedIn:

This is your sign to cancel all work meetings today.

Spotted on X:

Mad that so many renaissance artists were named after ninja turtles.

Seen just now on Messenger:

Engaging in deforestation (trimming my bush).

Just landed via YouTube:

There’s literally no law that says you can’t put your friends down as your references and pretend they were your boss at an old job. Literally, there’s no law that says that.

Going bananas on WhatsApp:

Spoiler alert: Monday doesn’t care about your feelings.

Spotted on Pinterest:

Buying new glasses this week, so a whole bunch of you are about to get a whole lot uglier.

Broadcasted on Twitch:

Unfortunately, I wasn’t built for casual dating, I’m only built for intense soul crushing love at first sight.

Going bananas on WeChat:

So many mistakes to make, so little time.

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It’s not ‘drinking alone’ if you’re at work.

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