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My train of thought derailed. There were no survivors.

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Flirting back when you’re bored can really get you into some unwanted situations.

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Aging gracefully is like getting steamrolled gracefully, you should really be screaming.

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An easy way to check if you’re attractive: send a “Hey” DM and see if they reply.

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Holding it together with duct tape and sarcasm.

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I haven’t tried Yoga, but I bent over to pick up my keys off the floor, so I’m sure I wouldn’t like Yoga.

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If you get drunk and message your ex, don’t worry. When you wake up, send bitcoin ads and pretend you were hacked.

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Just had a salad but it didn’t make me laugh like women in stock photos.

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My problem is I always think I can get ready in 15 minutes when I have repeatedly proven that I can’t.

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I don’t know the difference between “gray” & “grey” and I’m too scared to even ask.

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I hope this is the year my teen learns how to turn off a light when she leaves a room.

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Someone is probably in the worst argument of their life right now. LOL!

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I feel a deep connection to librarians because I also love telling people to shut up.

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It’s strange being the same age as old people.

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My mom sent me a text message so long I had to refill my Adderall prescription to read it.

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The concept of a courtroom sketch artist is so funny to me. Here’s our little murder doodler.

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Dear algorithm, please show this post only to people who have innate psionic abilities and would use their abilities for the betterment of humanity if given a chance.

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Ever since I was little, I always knew I wanted to retire.

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I am the opposite of artificial intelligence. I am authentic stupidity.

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Sawing a hole in a table from underneath to steal a cake is a lot harder than cartoons would have you believe.

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50% of parenting is just trying to decide if that noise is worth walking up all of those stairs.

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Losing a white tee to a stain is a different kind of grief.

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He died doing what he loved: trying to find out if gang members are ticklish.

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We’re putting that movie you love back in theaters on one random Wednesday — and we’re not gonna tell you until Tuesday.

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Hate when people ask “why is it called Silence of the Lambs?” Like, did you hear any lambs during the movie? Use your head!

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Why are conclusions necessary in essays? Were you not following?

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Be the reason why your local woods are haunted.

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They’re releasing another “Jurassic” movie. Let me guess: The dinosaurs get loose.

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Sex is cool, but have you ever made peace with the horror of being alive.

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When you bury a body, cover it with endangered plants, so it’s illegal to dig it up. Follow me for more gardening tips!

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You don’t get much engagement? Have you tried being retarded.

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I love all mythical creatures. Vampires, werewolves, unicorns, kids who listen.

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Sometimes I clean my room so dramatically, it feels like I’m erasing evidence.

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I know it’s traditional to start work at 9, but I think we could lower that age to 8.

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I enjoy long walks up and down my stairs trying to remember what I was supposed to be doing.

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Half princess, half menace.

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Whoever came up with the name wallpaper really nailed it.

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I have nothing nice to wear for the government shutdown.

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Why do people always assume it’s a compliment when I tell them their baby looks just like them?

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Relationship status: I’m the only one wearing my hoodies.

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