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Hear me out: agenda reveal parties for people we don’t trust.

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“She’s so self-centered”—who’s supposed to be the center of my life? You?

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Sunday without HBO feels like a meal without carbs — empty and deeply wrong.

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If the Beatles were just 4 lads from Liverpool, imagine what 400 lads from Liverpool would sound like. But y’all aren’t ready for that conversation.

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Wait, some of you are actually seeing for free? No glasses, no contacts? Wow!

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They should invent harmless cigarettes for aura farming purposes.

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Researchers have discovered that birthdays are healthy. People who have more grow older.

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I can sing all the words to the intro song of DuckTales, what’s your flex?

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The food hits different when it ain’t yours.

84 shares on TikTok this month:

“There are no words in the English language that have all the vowels in alphabetical order,” he said facetiously.

81 shares on WhatsApp this month:

Dear food, either stop being so delicious or stop making me fat.

54 shares on X this month:

Bone broth? Oh, you mean skeleton soup.

52 shares on X this month:

I thrive in a waiting room. You need me to sit in a chair and look at my phone? No worries, love, I do this at home.

15 shares on YouTube this month:

My kid is turning out just like me. Well played, karma. Well-played.

84 shares on Discord this month:

If anything I post makes you mad, just know that it pleases me.

88 shares on WhatsApp this month:

Until I open the wrapper and look inside it’s Schrödinger’s Kit Kat.

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My sleeping pattern isn’t even a pattern anymore. It’s a lifestyle.

38 shares on X this month:

Actually, no one sees you at your worst like your coworkers do.

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If you turn your phone off for 1 day, you’ll realize it’s still 2007 outside.

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My superpower? I can look you dead in the face while you’re talking and not hear a damn word you said.

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Drinking at home is convenient, sure, but it’s nothing like the experience of leaving the pub feeling fifty bucks lighter.

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Just gave my boyfriend an incorrect direction in the car, and he sighed and muttered to himself, “Never assign to malice what can be attributed to incompetence.”

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Letting her be the passenger princess cause I care about my safety.

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They should invent a day where I don’t wonder why.

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Dating is just wondering why someone is single and then slowly figuring it out.

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Me attempting to flirt: So do you like doing things?

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I wish I had the confidence of someone who would let themselves be tattooed in a place they can’t see.

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You’re not stuck in traffic. You are traffic.

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Millennials are just 30-40-year-olds who look 20-30 years old and feel 80-90 years old.

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Might make a living will because I don’t want my family deciding whether to pull the plug. My dad has a long history of being against wasting electricity.

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It took me 5 minutes to do something I’ve been stressing about for 6 months. I will learn nothing from this.

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Of course I talk to myself. Sometimes I need expert advice.

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Opening up to people is a scam. Don’t do it.

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Source? It was revealed to me on a walk.

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I am so lucky that I can’t tell the difference between a heartfelt compliment and sarcastic disdain. Life is much easier when you’re dumb.

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Ever since I was a little girl, I knew I never wanted to download the Microsoft Authenticator app on my personal phone to access every professional platform necessary to do my job.

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If you’re alone on Thanksgiving, venmo me $25 and I’ll call and ask you when are you gonna get a “real” job and give me grandchildren.

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