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At therapy, saying “Don’t worry about it” to every question.

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I’m gonna be the first zoomer to start dropping the ‘two thousand’ when referring to the past. “Yeah, that was back in ‘17.”

Someone from 🇩🇿 has bookmarked:

Girl, are you an Uber driver? Because you are driving me to drink.

Someone from 🇹🇻 has shared:

I’m not starting a presentation with “ladies and gentlemen”, I’m using the gender neutral “to those who heed my warnings”.

Someone from 🇸🇪 has shared:

Who called it a heatwave and not a temperature tantrum?

Someone from 🇺🇬 has shared:

It’s not a competition, but if it was I would win.

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Senility is the pits. Spent an hour driving around the mall parking lot looking for my car.

Someone from 🇳🇴 has shared:

You know you don’t have to give your bathroom a beach theme, there’s no law.

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Car rides by yourself with loud music… they’re good for the soul.

Someone from 🇺🇦 has copied:

I’ve already picked out my sweatpants for New Year’s Eve.

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Is it smoky eye or were you wearing mascara and your eyes got itchy?

Making waves on Reddit:

Fancy restaurants are self-esteem destroyers because good luck not leaving an embarrassing stain on the white table cloth. Ever.

Just shared via Telegram:

Trending via Reddit:

I can’t wait until I’m old enough to pretend I can’t hear.

Just landed via Threads:

Keep posting, I’m diagnosing you.

Just landed via YouTube:

The price of groceries has gotten me thinking about what acorns taste like.

Seen just now on Instagram:

Be the nonsense you wish to see in the world.

Just shared via TikTok:

Jackie Chan used to say “I don’t want trouble“ and then break everybody’s legs.

Making waves on WhatsApp:

I took your advice and worked smarter not harder. Now I’m going to need your advice on a good lawyer.

Live now on Facebook:

It was so hot today, I thought I was going to be cremated.

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Someone from 🇸🇪 has shared:

Whoops, lost myself for about eight years there.

Someone from 🇫🇲 has shared:

Sorry I’m late — I was standing in the shower, thinking about stuff.

Someone from 🇹🇯 has viewed:

If I’m reading my Twitter feed correctly, Jennifer Aniston killed JFK.

Someone from 🇸🇱 has viewed:

Karma has taught me to never laugh at a stranger being attacked by a seagull.

Someone from 🇷🇺 has shared:

I regret to inform you that the secret to appearing well-read is to read.

Someone from 🇰🇿 has downloaded:

Life always has it’s ups and downs. I like to up the music, down the drinks, and then relax and enjoy.

Someone from 🇱🇹 has copied:

Men used to smoke Marlboros. Now they cry when they lose their strawberry cheesecake vape.

Someone from 🇦🇩 has viewed:

I get it dogs, I wish I could also bark at strangers approaching my house.

Someone from 🇭🇳 has viewed:

I took a test to see if I have multiple personalities. I scored 100%, 92% and 88%.

Someone from 🇳🇪 has bookmarked:

Oh, you’re in a situationship? Are you the one with commitment issues or the one with low self-worth?

Social Media Log 💫

Live now on Slack:

I wish religion made people nicer to each other.

Breaking via Messenger:

I’ve touched enough cacti to know they are sharp, but also not enough to stop touching cacti.

Just shared via Messenger:

Seriously? I came out of hibernation for this?

Spotted on Twitch:

Really wanted to be a therapist until I read some of your guys’ posts and problems, and I want nothing to do with that mess.

Just landed via X:

“Tom Cruise does his own stunts!” Okay cool, but so do I.

Breaking via TikTok:

If I ever say “with all due respect”, please understand that there is none.

Trending via YouTube:

My least controversial opinion is that IKEA should have a bar. I think we were meant to consume three beers and then purchase a Gjörfbunkle.

Making waves on YouTube:

How do I gracefully leave this party early but also take the queso dip with me?

Broadcasted on X:

If you have an opinion about my life, please raise your hand. Now put it over your mouth.

Spotted on Threads:

You ever tried driving the speed limit and thought, “They can’t be serious.”

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