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I don’t understand my wardrobe. It’s full, but I don’t have clothes.

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Satan: “Would you please stop sacrificing animals to me. I’m not running a zoo down here.”

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At the plastic surgeon: Please, Doc, help me. My Barbie doll has appendicitis.

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I don’t wanna party like it’s 1999, I want to pay my bills like it’s 1999.

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My morning routine includes 20 minutes of staring at the ceiling thinking about how tired I am and debating if I really need to live today.

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Your boos don’t mean anything to me. I’ve seen what you people cheer for!

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I can’t believe I was arrested for impersonating a politician. I was just sitting there doing nothing.

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Saw an article on “100 things to do before you die.” Was surprised Call 911 didn’t make the list.

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Trying to explain that I’m fascinated by Japan for wood joinery reasons and not nerd or pervert reasons.

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When I was a kid, I had to walk to Netflix.

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Just bought 4 pounds of cherries like I’m in some math problem.

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Mice after a breakup be like “we are not on squeaking terms”.

Going viral on Telegram:

Don’t worry. You’re exactly where you should be in life. Because you’ve made horrible choices.

Trending via Discord:

I hate commas. It’s not my job to tell you when you breathe. Work it out, you’re a grown adult.

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I hate when an old man tries to friend me on Facebook and then I realize we went to high school together.

Just landed via WhatsApp:

Your opinions are not my business.

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No, I didn’t eat enough protein today, but I did think of you with enough intensity to generate new muscle tissue in my heart.

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Justice is a dish best served cold. If it were served warm, it would be justwater.

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Wanna come over and see my mis-matched sock collection?

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I’m so jealous of people who know how to shut up. I shut up, and subtitles come out my face.

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I’m tired of adding ‘LOL’ to the end of my texts for sensitive people.

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To cut a long story short, I became a film editor.

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“Your account balance is low!” Brother, wait until you see my will to live.

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If you ever get attacked by a shark, just be a good sport about it and let it eat you. Hey, look on the bright side: It’s a rare occurrence, so you’re special.

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To avoid burnout at work, use the 30-30 rule: after 30 minutes of work, quit your job and disappear into the mountains for 30 years.

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It’s called the Summer Olympics so one of the events should be running in flip flops to catch the ice cream man.

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I don’t wanna brag, but my posts are unpopular on all continents.

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My motivation and me: It’s complicated.

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Due to rising prices, Dollar Tree is changing their name to ‘Tree Fiddy’.

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Shopping is the only exercise I need.

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Freshly posted on Pinterest:

The ways printers are like kids: Need feeding, are noisy and can’t function when offline.

Freshly posted on X:

Films and television have led me to believe that masquerade balls have a higher mortality rate than most wars.

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My anti-theft device in my car is that it’s manual.

Just landed via TikTok:

Went outside. Touched grass. Got bit by bugs. Zero stars.

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Never signed up for a 401k cause there’s no way in hell I can run that far.

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I accidentally bought a pair of nose-cancelling headphones and now my glasses keep falling off.

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Getting to know someone these days is impossible. No one is really single, everyone has something going on, is hung up on their ex or is otherwise damaged in some way.

Trending via YouTube:

If caterpillars are able to sleep for a long time and come out prettier, why cant I?

Spreading quickly via Facebook:

Unpopular opinion: we really grew up in the best era to be a kid, and the worst era to be an adult.

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Imagine hating me and im just at my desk spinning reeaaally fast in my office chair.

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