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I had zero respect for my boss until he started appearing exclusively by hologram.

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The females who don’t go through phones will definitely find out through dreams.

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When people give me directions and they’re like “you can’t miss it,” I’m like, “Oh, you do not know what I’m capable of.”

Someone from 🇱🇷 has shared:

Shampoo companies need to be clearer when they say “repairs damage”. I cancelled my therapy for nothing.

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Get in loser. We’re going on a guilt trip.

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Everyone is a genius until they try to use someone else’s microwave.

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A treadmill minute is four times as long as a sleep minute.

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Weekends are getting shorter and shorter. You blink and it’s already Sunday 5pm.

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Diplomacy is the art of sending someone to hell in such a way that they look forward to the journey.

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Remind the demons under your bed that you’re the landlord, raise the rent.

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Absolutely no reason for a single guy to be in a sunflower field. Get out of there, pervert!

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At some point, I need to admit my ‘guilty pleasure’ music taste is just my music taste now.

Trending via Discord:

Jesus, I need money to organize your birthday.

Live now on Discord:

Studies show that people with high IQs tend to be lazy, or something like that. I didn’t read the whole article.

Just shared via Telegram:

Worst part about not buying snacks so you won’t eat snacks is not having snacks when you need a lil snack.

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All people make me happy. Some when they come, others when they leave.

Reported on LinkedIn:

Please do not ask a bookworm if they are going to finish the books they have before buying more. It is very offensive in our culture.

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You’d think a philharmonic orchestra would have at least one harmonica, but nope.

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Imagine buying a new car, and some superhero throws it at an alien.

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Did you get that psychic damage I sent you?

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Someone from 🇵🇱 has shared:

There’s something about Dracula I just don’t trust.

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You know you’re mature when you go to the dentist and you are no longer afraid of pain, but of how much it costs.

Someone from 🇬🇼 has shared:

If you see me looking zoned out, it’s because I’m having a therapy session with myself in my head.

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If you think my posts are ridiculous, you should see some of my life choices.

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Yes, I upload photos with filters because I want to look good. If you want to see the ugly side of me, come to my house.

Someone from 🇪🇪 has shared:

People say “go big or go home” like going home is a bad thing. Heck yeah, I want to go home, and I’ll have a nap when I get there.

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I’m very strong, but not in a get a jar open kinda way.

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There’s no filter on my pics or my thoughts. I’m just out here raw-dogging it.

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We must all do our part for the planet. The other day I unplugged a row of electric cars nobody was using.

Someone from 🇬🇩 has shared:

I’m a private person except for when I’m publicly trauma dumping on social media.

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Just landed via Twitch:

Acting jealous while secretly cheating is a pure talent of witchcraft.

Going viral on Messenger:

They say an apple a day keeps a doctor away. But what do I need to eat to keep everyone away?

Making waves on WhatsApp:

“Clean” my shower? Then what? Give my car a ride into town?

Spotted on Facebook:

Ever since I was a little girl, I knew I wanted to cancel plans.

Seen just now on YouTube:

A dating app for people who are way too into cookies, called Crumble.

Breaking via Facebook:

I need to go to jail for a while to catch up on all my reading.

Spotted on Threads:

Kanye is pretty mean for someone with ‘yay’ in their name.

Just landed via Reddit:

Why waste words or gestures when a raised eyebrow is enough to make a statement?

Freshly posted on Snapchat:

God, I was so happy when I was 18. I wasn’t at the time, but in retrospect I was.

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That stupid look on my face is my face.

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