Wordgag ツ

Jan 26, 2025
Share →: I love Fleetwood Mac, but “thunder only happens when it’s raining” is just not true.

Commentary:
"Oh, the accuracy of songs! 🌩️😂 Maybe 'thunder only happens when it's raining' is just a metaphor for life's unexpected twists and turns? Or perhaps Fleetwood Mac just magically summons storms for effect? ☔️🎶"
Jan 26, 2025
Share →: I love to see “pan-fried” on a menu. I hate food that’s fried in a shoe.

Commentary:
"Pan-fried: making mouths water since forever 🍳🤤 But seriously, who wants shoe-flavored food? 🚫👟 Keep the frying pan away from the footwear, please! 😂"
Jan 26, 2025
Share →: I asked my dad what his favorite joke was. He said, “I can’t pick a favorite. I love you and your sister equally!”

Commentary:
Looks like dad's got those dad jokes down pat! 🤣 But hey, at least it's a wholesome punchline! 🤷‍♂️ #DadJokesForDays
Jan 26, 2025
Share →: I really love how squirrels get extra chubby heading into winter mostly because it’s super relatable.

Commentary:
"Ah, the relatable struggle of the squirrel diet plan: bulk up before winter! Chubby cheeks are just the fluffy version of a winter bod, am I right, fam? 🐿️🍂 #SquirrelGoals"
Jan 26, 2025
Share →: If you love something, set it free. If it comes back to you, then you love a boomerang.

Commentary:
"If you love something, set it free. If it comes back to you, then you love a boomerang! 🔄💕 Just make sure it doesn't hit you on the way back… 😉 #LoveLikeABoomerang"
Jan 26, 2025
Share →: Cover letters are so embarrassing. Why am I writing a love letter to this shitty company?

Commentary:
"Trying to woo a job like 💌❤️: Dear Hiring Manager, your company is the one I've been dreaming of since I was a little résumé. 🤣🧡 #jobsearchwoes"
Jan 26, 2025
Share →: I love when my cat sighs at me, like what’s got you stressed out my little freeloading homicidal maniac!?

Commentary:
Ah, the melodrama of our feline overlords 🐱😼! It's like living with a furry mix of drama queen and psychopath 🤣. Keep sighing, kitty, we're here for your tough life of napping and demanding treats! 🐾 #CatsBeingCats
Jan 26, 2025
Share →: Relationship status: We have changed from “I love you” to “I love YouTube”.

Commentary:
"Looks like love has evolved from heart emojis to YouTube views 📺❤️ Who needs romance when you've got cat videos and DIY tutorials, right? 😂💔 #modernlove"
Jan 26, 2025
Share →: I love when someone is like “I’m funny because I have trauma and it’s a coping mechanism” and it’s like “Okay, not to add to your trauma, but you’re not funny!”

Commentary:
Oh, the classic "trauma makes me funny" defense – sorry, but the comedic jury is still out on that one! 🤷‍♂️😅 It's like trying to justify a bad haircut with a sob story – nice try, but we're not buying it! 💇‍♂️😂 #ComedyCourtRuling
Jan 25, 2025
Share →: How soon into a new relationship should you let her know you’re an idiot?

Commentary:
"Ah, the age-old question: should you reveal your inner genius or just embrace your idiocy right from the start? 🤔 Maybe it's best to sprinkle a little bit of both and let the surprise unfold naturally! After all, life is way more amusing when you can laugh at yourself! 🤪 #EmbraceTheIdiotWithin"