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Someone from 🇨🇱 has bookmarked:

To quote Hamlet Act III, Scene III, Line 92 “No.”

Someone from 🇫🇯 has downloaded:

I don’t get it when people say they are only a “little” angry, I am either not mad or will kill you.

Someone from 🇨🇿 has downloaded:

A real smartphone would know when to shut up.

Someone from 🇶🇦 has viewed:

The clitoris has 8,000 nerves, if you gonna get on my nerves, get on one of those.

Someone from 🇵🇹 has copied:

Irregardless, for all intensive purposes, I could care less.

Someone from 🇹🇴 has copied:

Jeans have the tendency of looking neat when you’re about to wash them.

Someone from 🇲🇪 has viewed:

I wish that reading books in the park were my job, and I got paid six figures for it.

Someone from 🇰🇲 has bookmarked:

I don’t think we’ll ever see aliens. I bet that they’re just gathering information and waiting for us to destroy ourselves.

Someone from 🇳🇿 has bookmarked:

Me: God, please stop giving me your toughest battles. God: You just have to empty the dishwasher.

Someone from 🇧🇭 has copied:

Congrats to my tween for graduating at the top of his class from eye roll university.

Funny Quotes Data 🤓

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Funny Quotes Total

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Updated

Jan 2, 2026

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Making waves on X:

Chuck Norris can rub two fires together to get a piece of wood.

Seen just now on WhatsApp:

Jobs are so clingy. Why do you need to see me 40 hours a week?

Seen just now on X:

Did you know 17 muscles are activated when you’re crying? Fitness is my passion.

Seen just now on LinkedIn:

Haircuts should be covered by healthcare.

Going viral on WhatsApp:

“Home Alone” is a holiday reminder that peace begins the moment everyone leaves the house.

Breaking via Slack:

If kids these days had a perfume, it would be called Audacity.

Going viral on TikTok:

Hi, I’m making some changes in my life. If you don’t hear from me, you are one of them.

Broadcasted on Threads:

She never lets ideas interrupt the easy flow of her conversation.

Trending via Slack:

A Monday every week is excessive.

Seen just now on Slack:

Terrifying if taken literally—if these walls could talk.

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Social Media Stars ⭐

72 shares on Instagram this month:

Using my one phone call to call Santa.

80 shares on WeChat this month:

The horror: “Come on, I’ll introduce you to everyone.”

28 shares on WhatsApp this month:

I hate when people are outside when I’m trying to parallel park. I need some privacy.

99 shares on Pinterest this month:

The older I get, the earlier it gets late.

16 shares on Threads this month:

I’m not falling for it again. These missions have been successful 8 times already.

88 shares on Discord this month:

On a dare, my son sprayed deodorant in his mouth. Now he speaks with an Axe scent.

25 shares on Pinterest this month:

Piñatas are a fun way to intentionally maim the guests at your party.

29 shares on Slack this month:

The second date is you watching me parallel park and trying not to have a stroke.

28 shares on Threads this month:

If my memory gets any worse, I’ll be able to plan my own surprise party.

91 shares on Facebook this month:

Parenting is cheering on your kid’s winning softball team all weekend and then cheering on the Sunday rain for cancelling the rest of the games.

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Hot Jokes 💥

16 folks are currently checking 👀

Ever since I was a little girl, I knew I wanted to skirt the issue.

21 folks are currently checking 👀

A female will ghost you, and the whole time she is waiting for you to text back again.

25 folks are currently checking 👀

Every triangle is a love triangle when you love triangles.

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Feeling feral. Better make some mac and cheese.

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Middle-aged math is going out drinking and feeling half your age then waking up the next morning feeling twice your age.

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I speak for everyone when I say that finding the balance between watching movies, watching TV shows, and playing video games is harder than any job.

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Alcohol is actually a performance-enhancing drug. But you’re not gonna like the performance.

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No, babe, I love your prefrontal cortex. The fully developed ones scare me.

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I think carefully about what I’m going to say and I still manage to say the wrong thing. It’s truly a gift I have.

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The best way to enjoy your tea while the world is falling apart around you is to remember that the world has always been falling apart around you.

Funny Quotes Data 🤓

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105 this month

Funny Quotes Total

15,374

Funny Quotes Topics

17,485

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15,374

Updated

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Users Online

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Activity Log ✨

Someone from 🇸🇮 has shared:

A garlic a day keeps people away.

Someone from 🇬🇭 has copied:

There are people who know when to reply all and when not to reply all, and none of them work at your company.

Someone from 🇪🇬 has shared:

Doctors are always giving me Ibuprofen. Man, give me something I can sell.

Someone from 🇵🇾 has copied:

Two sheep walk into a baaaaa.

Someone from 🇦🇷 has bookmarked:

Twitter is for people who tried suffering in silence and realized it wasn’t for them.

Someone from 🇿🇦 has bookmarked:

Had salad for the third night in a row and now I get why you’re so angry, vegans.

Someone from 🇦🇬 has downloaded:

I’ve just learned terrible news. My department at work is planning a team-building retreat. Thank you for your thoughts during this difficult time.

Someone from 🇰🇬 has shared:

Savannah is one of the only girl’s names that’s also a significant “biome”.

Someone from 🇺🇾 has bookmarked:

Just once I’d like to read a medication label that says: Warning, may cause permanent weight loss, increased energy and wrinkle removal.

Someone from 🇮🇸 has bookmarked:

Trying to explain to my cat why she can’t jump off the balcony, even though I want to as well.

Social Media Log 💫

Live now on WhatsApp:

My favorite sex position is any of them. I’m just glad to be involved.

Going viral on Slack:

If I like you I keep you close, if not I keep you at a distance so I can mime squishing your head between my thumb and forefinger.

Going viral on Discord:

Getting out of a sports bra looks like it should be a professional women’s sport.

Spotted on Instagram:

What if babies had two umbilical cords and if you cut the wrong one, it exploded?

Shared recently on LinkedIn:

Psych meds aren’t enough anymore. Hit me with a shovel.

Spreading quickly via Twitch:

Nothing is worse than seeing a gorgeous girl that I’d never approach or stand a chance with and then finding out she has a boyfriend.

Just shared via LinkedIn:

I know sacrifice. I’m willing to pluck a few extra hairs to get to the white ones.

Just landed via Facebook:

Be the reason someone smiles today. Or blocks you. Whatever.

Spotted on Telegram:

Tolerate the lactose already, you heathen.

Broadcasted on Messenger:

Ruin a perfectly nice trip out with your child by bringing your child.

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