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Really wanted to be a therapist until I read some of your guys’ posts and problems, and I want nothing to do with that mess.

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Every time I talk, it sounds like it’s my first time trying to speak.

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Can’t believe we used to throw eggs at houses, and now we can afford neither eggs nor houses.

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Due to personal reasons, I’m evil now.

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Returned my 3D printer, but not before making a 3D printer with it.

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People really be like, “I would never do that to you,” and then do it with a remix.

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Is everything expensive or am I just poor?

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Relationship status: nobody is cheating on me so that’s pretty neat.

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Phone so dry, I caught myself checking the weather.

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It’s hard to believe that this long, crazy election will finally be over in a few months.

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Going viral on Discord:

A big shout-out to all the beekeepers. Our unstung heroes.

Just landed via Threads:

I just want a man to look at me the way Doc from ‘Back to the Future’ looks when something exciting happens.

Breaking via Discord:

Are you my appendix? Cause you seem kind of useless to me.

Going viral on TikTok:

*Googles: How to fake your own death and erase existence before 9am Monday morning.

Making waves on Twitch:

It’s nice to have a moment to breathe before reality knocks the wind out of you again.

Just landed via Snapchat:

No, I don’t want to read the article first, I want to argue now.

Going viral on Snapchat:

All of humanity’s problems stem from man’s inability to sit quietly in a room alone.

Just shared via WeChat:

We are all just prisoners here of our phone device.

Broadcasted on Instagram:

Skinny people are easier to get blown around by storms. These donuts are for my safety.

Trending via WhatsApp:

I believe in annoyed at first sight.

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Someone from 🇦🇫 has viewed:

Who called it a shopaholic and not a boughtanist?

Someone from 🇦🇩 has copied:

The only appointment I’m ever on time for is disappointment.

Someone from 🇸🇰 has bookmarked:

Romance level: At some point, someone comes by, sees me and thinks: “Oh well, my God, why not?”

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Why hasn’t Lululemon created a bra-line named Lulumelons?

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Don’t let anyone treat you like a red flag, you’re the whole damn red carpet, baby.

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Overheard a baby crying in the grocery store the other day so I went over and joined him. I get it, little dude, life is hard.

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I bet aliens lock their door when they go past earth.

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The most important meal of the day is the next one.

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Just because the deodorant says 48 hrs, it does not mean you have to challenge it.

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Whenever I have a headache, I take 2 aspirin and keep away from children, just like it says on the bottle.

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Breaking via WeChat:

If anyone has any experience with anything or knows anything about something, please let me know.

Just shared via Instagram:

The females who don’t go through phones will definitely find out through dreams.

Just shared via Messenger:

You’d seriously think I was wanted for murder by the way I react when someone knocks on the door.

Spotted on Telegram:

At my age, “getting lucky” means walking into a room and remembering what you came in there for.

Making waves on Reddit:

The universe consists of 5% protons, 5% neutrons, 5% electrons, and 85% morons.

Freshly posted on Twitch:

I love talkative cats. Like, yeah, bro. Meow, meow! You’re so right.

Spotted on Instagram:

People who don’t talk to themselves are the weird ones.

Breaking via Reddit:

Sorry I’m late, my dog was sleeping in the shape of a donut and I had to take so many photos.

Freshly posted on LinkedIn:

If dogs ever learn to talk, I want everyone to keep in mind that mine is a big fat liar.

Seen just now on LinkedIn:

If you’re going to text your boss that you’re an hour late, make sure you end with, “I’m bringing you a ham and cheese croissant.”

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