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In honor of the fall equinox, I will also be cold, distant and filled with darkness.

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Super excited about a brand new week of hanging on by a thread.

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I thought you are the sunshine of my life, but you are just a meteor trying to destroy my world.

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Did you ever stop to ask how Mercury feels about being in retrograde? No, because you only think about yourself.

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My DNA came back saying I come from a wide selection of cheeses.

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“Why would I lie to you?” I don’t know, maybe because you’re a liar.

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There are a 100 billions nerves in the human body, and there are people who have the ability to irritate all of them.

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My morning coffee makes me feel like I’ve got my shit together. I don’t, but it makes me feel like I do.

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Nobody’s more stubborn than an Android person that won’t switch to iPhone.

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Unfollowing girls on Instagram as soon as they get a boyfriend is something I’ll never stop doing.

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Sometimes the voices in my head get bullied by the voices in my stomach.

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The worst person to share a room with is someone who puts on 10 alarms 2 mins apart each, and wakes up at none.

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I don’t understand construction. Like, how do they know what to do next?

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Wife asked if I could stop singing Wonderwall. I said maybe…

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Not to brag but I gave someone directions and he made it.

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Odd—my boss told me to meet him at the abandoned quarry at midnight for my performance evaluation.

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Absent father sucks, but have you met the final boss, the father who is actually in your life every day but emotionally unavailable, lol.

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I want to live in a world where TV sitcoms have catchy theme songs again.

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Feeling lonely? Just glue a coffee cup to the roof of your car. Everyone will wave to you.

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I don’t know if I’m pregnant or what, but I’ve been craving 3 million dollars so bad.

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Home is where you trust the toilet seat.

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Self-discipline is tough because I’m the boss of me, and that guy runs a real loose ship.

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Everybody say a little prayer for my husband, he just told me to calm down.

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I’m willing to do anything for a job except write a cover letter.

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Remember when you were a kid, you slept on the couch and without saying anything you found yourself in your bed. Now you sleep in your bed and if you say anything, you end up on the couch.

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Never cry at the weekend. Cry at work, at least then you’ll get paid for it.

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Hanging out with your parents as an adult is so interesting, cause it’s like, “Oh, so that’s why I’m like this.”

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I don’t need to touch grass, I need to touch one million dollars cash.

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I will charge a 25% tariff on my steely gaze.

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I wonder what the other me’s are up to in other dimensions.

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Nothing ruins a Friday like realizing it’s only Wednesday.

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“You look tired!” Bro, I want to stop existing.

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It’s so hot out here, I saw a bird blowing on a worm before he ate it.

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Thanks for leaving my door open; I was running low on houseflies.

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I love posting my thoughts on the internet. Now they’re your problem.

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I keep myself humble by messing up all the time.

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Well, well, well, if it isn’t that thing I’ve been ignoring until it became a giant problem.

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With a lollipop in one hand and a dandelion in the other, concentration is very important, as every summer child knows.

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Chuck Norris can rub two fires together to get a piece of wood.

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I don’t think we’ll ever see aliens. I bet that they’re just gathering information and waiting for us to destroy ourselves.

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