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561 Funny media quotes

Funny media quotes highlight the hilarious side of today’s digital world! 📱😂 Whether it’s getting lost in endless scrolling, mixing up social media posts, or laughing at over-the-top headlines, these quotes remind us that the media is often just as funny as it is informative. Get ready to laugh at the world through the lens of social feeds and news flashes! 📰😆📲

Some people post such depressing love shit that I start to miss their exes myself!

Posted onMay 21, 2026

Don’t think of it as losing followers, think of it as frustrating bots to the point they go away.

Posted onMay 21, 2026

I miss getting my misinformation from less places.

Posted onMay 21, 2026

Twitter is an abusement park.

Posted onMay 21, 2026

I’m not humiliating myself here for 3 likes. 10 maybe but not 3.

Posted onMay 21, 2026

A Twitter swear jar could end world hunger.

Posted onMay 21, 2026

Not pretty enough for Instagram, not funny enough for Twitter. Welcome to WhatsApp status.

Posted onMay 21, 2026

The main problem is that far too many people have far too easy access to podcast equipment.

Posted onMay 21, 2026

Don’t judge me on my likes, I’m confusing the algorithm.

Posted onMay 21, 2026

Took a bunch of Ibuprofen to keep my posts from being too inflammatory.

Posted onMay 21, 2026

Responding to all selfies with “this should work.”

Posted onMay 21, 2026

If you have ever spent an hour on Twitter then you understand why there’s such an urgency to create Artificial Intelligence.

Posted onMay 21, 2026

Twitter is great because you can tweet “hi” and someone will tell you you’re wrong.

Posted onMay 21, 2026

Twitter can teach you a lot of lessons. Grammar is not one of them.

Posted onMay 21, 2026

Remember before social media you would have to pick up the phone and call someone to tell them how much you love bacon?

Posted onMay 21, 2026

Fun like a LinkedIn notification.

Posted onMay 21, 2026

How do I tell Instagram I don’t want to see guys almost eaten by gators?

Posted onMay 20, 2026

Welcome to Twitter: yeah, none of us can sleep either.

Posted onMay 20, 2026

Twitter is fun because you can post a pic of pizza and people will get mad at you.

Posted onMay 20, 2026

No matter how messed up your situation is, someone on Reddit’s already lived it, cried about it, and made a 3-part update with screenshots and farmed 12k upvotes.

Posted onMay 20, 2026

Welcome to Twitter, where people never let their lack of knowledge get in the way of expressing a strong opinion.

Posted onMay 20, 2026

I bet God still calls it Twitter.

Posted onMay 20, 2026

You unfollow me because you are afraid of falling in love with me. I know!

Posted onMay 20, 2026

How many filters does it take before it’s technically a painting?

Posted onMay 20, 2026

Fishing for compliments like “I’m a mess in this photo that I took all morning to get the right angle and filter and after 50 selfies this is me”.

Posted onMay 20, 2026

Startup idea: Instagram, but it only shows you posts from people you follow, and they’re in chronological order.

Posted onMay 20, 2026

I’ve realized there’s more to life than social media, so I guess this is goodbye for the next 12 minutes.

Posted onMay 20, 2026

My soulmate probably seen my posts and deleted me.

Posted onMay 20, 2026

Follow me on Instagram if you want to see me post absolutely nothing for weeks.

Posted onMay 20, 2026

The web is the only place where you encourage strangers to follow you. What could possibly go wrong?

Posted onMay 20, 2026

Everyone is posting their vacation pictures and I’m like… I went shopping.

Posted onMay 20, 2026

It’s like ten thousand tweets when all you need is a life.

Posted onMay 20, 2026

I want to make fun of Kanye but I’m always losing my shit on the internet too.

Posted onMay 20, 2026

Sure, I could keep my thoughts to myself but I can’t see “Likes” in my journal.

Posted onMay 20, 2026

Hi. I didn’t mean to “like” your tweet. I was scraping dried jelly off my phone.

Posted onMay 20, 2026

If Facebook has taught us anything it’s that a lot of people aren’t quite ready for a spelling bee.

Posted onMay 20, 2026

I love unfollowing people. You have displeased me for the last time. Leave my sight.

Posted onMay 20, 2026

Forget tagging friends, I want to be able to tag my enemies.

Posted onMay 20, 2026

Never forget that your fave celebs were trying to sell you cartoon monkey pictures during a pandemic.

Posted onMay 20, 2026

Listen kid, I have social media profiles older than you.

Posted onMay 20, 2026

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