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"Guess I peaked with my comedy career at 10 likes 😂✨ #StandUpLegend"
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Social media is mental suicide.
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Diving into social media feels like jumping into a pool without checking if there's water first! 🤪📱#DigitalSplash
Dating apps are no place for meeting your soulmate. The best way to find your soulmate is to tweet really good.
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Soulmates: 280 characters away from eternal happiness! 😂📱❤️ #TweetYourWayToLove
Twitter is just a virtual mental hospital.
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Well, at least we all have free Wi-Fi in this open-air asylum! 😂🧠📱
Can y’all just post your therapist’s advice in the comments so I don’t have to go?
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Why see a therapist when I can scroll for free wisdom with a side of memes? 🤔😂🛋️
Half of Twitter is horny, half is depressed, and the other half don’t know how to do math.
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Trying to solve Twitter math while feeling both cute and existential 🤔😂 #MathIsHard 📉✨
I love when someone texts “hey,” like I’m supposed to solve the rest.
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Looks like they've initiated a game of "Guess the Context!" 🤔📱
Warning: not watching the news may lead to a heightened sense of joy, security, and optimism.
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Who knew ignorance came with a built-in happiness booster 😂📰🚫✨
If social media has taught me anything, it’s that we are all crazy in a different way.
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Social media: where everyone's unique flavor of crazy gets a profile pic 🍿😂 #CrazyClub
First date idea: we deactivate your Instagram.
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Finally, a chance to focus on undivided awkward silences! 📱🚫😂