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561 Funny media quotes

Funny media quotes highlight the hilarious side of today’s digital world! 📱😂 Whether it’s getting lost in endless scrolling, mixing up social media posts, or laughing at over-the-top headlines, these quotes remind us that the media is often just as funny as it is informative. Get ready to laugh at the world through the lens of social feeds and news flashes! 📰😆📲

Forget tagging friends, I want to be able to tag my enemies.

Posted onMay 20, 2026

Never forget that your fave celebs were trying to sell you cartoon monkey pictures during a pandemic.

Posted onMay 20, 2026

Listen kid, I have social media profiles older than you.

Posted onMay 20, 2026

I will be posting telepathically on all social media today. So if you think of something funny, that was me.

Posted onMay 20, 2026

Just blocked a guy for accusing me of being “all talk”. On Twitter.

Posted onMay 20, 2026

Being drunk and liking every tweet without reading it.

Posted onMay 20, 2026

I do believe TikTok saves the funniest videos for late at night. There’s no way.

Posted onMay 20, 2026

Nobody views your story faster than someone who doesn’t talk to you.

Posted onMay 20, 2026

Dear algorithm, only show this post to the most attractive and successful people.

Posted onMay 20, 2026

“Do you like using Twitter?” Does Sisyphus like his boulder?

Posted onMay 20, 2026

Viewing someone’s LinkedIn after they’ve viewed yours to assert dominance.

Posted onMay 20, 2026

Someone asked, “Can I bum a scroll?” because they deleted Instagram off their phone.

Posted onMay 20, 2026

I’d rather throw everything I own in the trash than try to deal with people on Facebook Marketplace.

Posted onMay 20, 2026

Ummmm, no, I don’t watch ‘Instagram Reels.’ I have TikTok. I like to get my brain damage directly from the original source.

Posted onMay 20, 2026

No matter how busy I am, I still find time to waste on Twitter.

Posted onMay 20, 2026

Social media has dragged humans back into Plato’s cave, and chained them there.

Posted onMay 20, 2026

Twitter is cool because you can figure out what’s going on in the world through memes instead of watching the news.

Posted onMay 19, 2026

I can’t believe we live in the timeline where we invented a technology to make it so we can never trust a photo or video again.

Posted onMay 19, 2026

I’m liking your IG photo from 8 days ago because IG just showed me today!

Posted onMay 19, 2026

We all need to put the phone down, or it’s over for civilization.

Posted onMay 19, 2026

Your birthday as an adult mainly consists of texting back ‘Thanks!’ to people you haven’t talked to in 5 years.

Posted onMay 19, 2026

Twitter is a weapon of mass distraction.

Posted onMay 19, 2026

Unfollowing high school people really is a form of self-care.

Posted onMay 19, 2026

I love how you get on Twitter, and all your thoughts are already in someone else’s tweet.

Posted onMay 19, 2026

The algorithm knows about that thing you like that you’re denying yourself of.

Posted onMay 19, 2026

I’m chronically online in a different and more sophisticated way than you are.

Posted onMay 19, 2026

Twitter is just a diary I choose to show to strangers.

Posted onMay 19, 2026

The more I use social media, the more I see why children shouldn’t.

Posted onMay 19, 2026

I gave you a follow back, not a Tinder match, don’t “Hey, beautiful” me.

Posted onMay 19, 2026

Why am I scrolling? What am I searching for?

Posted onMay 19, 2026

God’s plan for me does not involve LinkedIn at all.

Posted onMay 19, 2026

You should be able to like an email instead of replying to it.

Posted onMay 19, 2026

Instagram is run by celebrities. Twitter is run by the streets.

Posted onMay 19, 2026

Rewatching my story every time somebody heart it to see what they see.

Posted onMay 19, 2026

Reminder that you need to be scrolling all day to monitor the situation.

Posted onMay 19, 2026

Twitter is basically like a mental institution where everyone thinks they’re the sane one, and everybody else is crazy.

Posted onMay 19, 2026

The thumbs up emoji is a nice way to tell someone not only did you receive their message, you’re also done with the conversation.

Posted onMay 19, 2026

Sorry to interrupt your scrolling, but I hope life gets better for you.

Posted onMay 19, 2026

I’m almost finished reading your tweet. Love it so far.

Posted onMay 19, 2026

Sometimes I delete a post because I remember I’m too old for it.

Posted onMay 19, 2026

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