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561 Funny media quotes

Funny media quotes highlight the hilarious side of today’s digital world! 📱😂 Whether it’s getting lost in endless scrolling, mixing up social media posts, or laughing at over-the-top headlines, these quotes remind us that the media is often just as funny as it is informative. Get ready to laugh at the world through the lens of social feeds and news flashes! 📰😆📲

No matter how messed up your situation is, someone on Reddit’s already lived it, cried about it, and made a 3-part update with screenshots and farmed 12k upvotes.

Posted onMay 20, 2026

Welcome to Twitter, where people never let their lack of knowledge get in the way of expressing a strong opinion.

Posted onMay 20, 2026

I bet God still calls it Twitter.

Posted onMay 20, 2026

You unfollow me because you are afraid of falling in love with me. I know!

Posted onMay 20, 2026

How many filters does it take before it’s technically a painting?

Posted onMay 20, 2026

Fishing for compliments like “I’m a mess in this photo that I took all morning to get the right angle and filter and after 50 selfies this is me”.

Posted onMay 20, 2026

Startup idea: Instagram, but it only shows you posts from people you follow, and they’re in chronological order.

Posted onMay 20, 2026

I’ve realized there’s more to life than social media, so I guess this is goodbye for the next 12 minutes.

Posted onMay 20, 2026

My soulmate probably seen my posts and deleted me.

Posted onMay 20, 2026

Follow me on Instagram if you want to see me post absolutely nothing for weeks.

Posted onMay 20, 2026

The web is the only place where you encourage strangers to follow you. What could possibly go wrong?

Posted onMay 20, 2026

Everyone is posting their vacation pictures and I’m like… I went shopping.

Posted onMay 20, 2026

It’s like ten thousand tweets when all you need is a life.

Posted onMay 20, 2026

I want to make fun of Kanye but I’m always losing my shit on the internet too.

Posted onMay 20, 2026

Sure, I could keep my thoughts to myself but I can’t see “Likes” in my journal.

Posted onMay 20, 2026

Hi. I didn’t mean to “like” your tweet. I was scraping dried jelly off my phone.

Posted onMay 20, 2026

If Facebook has taught us anything it’s that a lot of people aren’t quite ready for a spelling bee.

Posted onMay 20, 2026

I love unfollowing people. You have displeased me for the last time. Leave my sight.

Posted onMay 20, 2026

Forget tagging friends, I want to be able to tag my enemies.

Posted onMay 20, 2026

Never forget that your fave celebs were trying to sell you cartoon monkey pictures during a pandemic.

Posted onMay 20, 2026

Listen kid, I have social media profiles older than you.

Posted onMay 20, 2026

I will be posting telepathically on all social media today. So if you think of something funny, that was me.

Posted onMay 20, 2026

Just blocked a guy for accusing me of being “all talk”. On Twitter.

Posted onMay 20, 2026

Being drunk and liking every tweet without reading it.

Posted onMay 20, 2026

I do believe TikTok saves the funniest videos for late at night. There’s no way.

Posted onMay 20, 2026

Nobody views your story faster than someone who doesn’t talk to you.

Posted onMay 20, 2026

Dear algorithm, only show this post to the most attractive and successful people.

Posted onMay 20, 2026

“Do you like using Twitter?” Does Sisyphus like his boulder?

Posted onMay 20, 2026

Viewing someone’s LinkedIn after they’ve viewed yours to assert dominance.

Posted onMay 20, 2026

Someone asked, “Can I bum a scroll?” because they deleted Instagram off their phone.

Posted onMay 20, 2026

I’d rather throw everything I own in the trash than try to deal with people on Facebook Marketplace.

Posted onMay 20, 2026

Ummmm, no, I don’t watch ‘Instagram Reels.’ I have TikTok. I like to get my brain damage directly from the original source.

Posted onMay 20, 2026

No matter how busy I am, I still find time to waste on Twitter.

Posted onMay 20, 2026

Social media has dragged humans back into Plato’s cave, and chained them there.

Posted onMay 20, 2026

Twitter is cool because you can figure out what’s going on in the world through memes instead of watching the news.

Posted onMay 19, 2026

I can’t believe we live in the timeline where we invented a technology to make it so we can never trust a photo or video again.

Posted onMay 19, 2026

I’m liking your IG photo from 8 days ago because IG just showed me today!

Posted onMay 19, 2026

We all need to put the phone down, or it’s over for civilization.

Posted onMay 19, 2026

Your birthday as an adult mainly consists of texting back ‘Thanks!’ to people you haven’t talked to in 5 years.

Posted onMay 19, 2026

Twitter is a weapon of mass distraction.

Posted onMay 19, 2026

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