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561 Funny media quotes

Funny media quotes highlight the hilarious side of today’s digital world! 📱😂 Whether it’s getting lost in endless scrolling, mixing up social media posts, or laughing at over-the-top headlines, these quotes remind us that the media is often just as funny as it is informative. Get ready to laugh at the world through the lens of social feeds and news flashes! 📰😆📲

Keep scrolling, I’ve got nothing.

Posted onMay 22, 2026

Unsolicited sandwich pics.

Posted onMay 22, 2026

Probably the worst thing about the death of print media is the devastating effect it’s having on the producers of traditional ransom notes.

Posted onMay 22, 2026

The length of a LinkedIn Post is directly proportional to the amount of bullshit in it.

Posted onMay 22, 2026

I leave the blue tick on WhatsApp so that people can see exactly when I wasn’t interested.

Posted onMay 22, 2026

If you think voting is pointless wait until you hear about writing posts here.

Posted onMay 22, 2026

Getting left on read really gives me perspective on what Nigerian princes go through.

Posted onMay 22, 2026

Social media is proof that even mental hospitals have WiFi.

Posted onMay 22, 2026

Twitter actually is my diary, so you’re not allowed to get mad at the things I post. You’re not even supposed to be reading this. Why were you going through my stuff?

Posted onMay 22, 2026

A swear jar for Twitter would end world hunger.

Posted onMay 22, 2026

Deleting my mental health to focus on social media.

Posted onMay 22, 2026

Despite popular opinion, dating apps are NOT for dating. They are for finding people to watch your Instagram story for years and years.

Posted onMay 22, 2026

If I could turn water into wine, I’d have lots of followers too.

Posted onMay 22, 2026

For a long time, I didn’t know what to do with my strange thoughts. Then I signed up for Facebook.

Posted onMay 22, 2026

Before social media, you could just completely forget that somebody existed. Good times.

Posted onMay 22, 2026

I only go on LinkedIn to see what my coworkers looked like 15 years ago.

Posted onMay 22, 2026

It’s a good thing that our phones only convey sight and sound. No offense, but from most of you I would never want to receive a smelfie!

Posted onMay 22, 2026

Stop telling everyone I’m posting from earth. People don’t need to know where I live.

Posted onMay 22, 2026

I hate when an old man tries to friend me on Facebook and then I realize we went to high school together.

Posted onMay 22, 2026

I wish I loved anything as much as people love to say they are “thrilled” on LinkedIn.

Posted onMay 21, 2026

Podcasts are like babies, they’re too easy to create and not everyone should have one.

Posted onMay 21, 2026

It’s all fun and games until you send the clapping emoji instead of the prayer hands when commenting on the news of a death in the family.

Posted onMay 21, 2026

It’s like ten thousand views when all you need is a like.

Posted onMay 21, 2026

That moment when you’ve gone through Insta, Facebook, X and the new emails and you know you should start working now. Luckily, there’s YouTube.

Posted onMay 21, 2026

Gen Z will be like “OMG new life hack!” and then it’s a video of them adjusting the toaster dial.

Posted onMay 21, 2026

You have to be careful about sending your spouse things on social media. You send too many things, next thing you know chores are being redistributed because of “all the free time you clearly have”.

Posted onMay 21, 2026

Not being able to see Likes on posts is a tragedy. Love it when two people are arguing and you can see all their little backup dancers.

Posted onMay 21, 2026

screenshotting people’s close friends and posting it directly to my own story.

Posted onMay 21, 2026

Back in my day, if you were 14 on the internet, you kept that to yourself.

Posted onMay 21, 2026

These days, I only use Facebook as a birthday calendar.

Posted onMay 21, 2026

Why is it called Christian community and not Holyfans?

Posted onMay 21, 2026

Sorry I’m late. Had to scroll back to my birth year.

Posted onMay 21, 2026

Funny that all this nonsense just stayed in people’s heads before Twitter came along.

Posted onMay 21, 2026

Facebook friends are like pens. You may have 150, but only 5 are writing.

Posted onMay 21, 2026

I’m so old, I still keep special moments in my heart and not in my Insta story.

Posted onMay 21, 2026

Can’t, trying to piece together today’s news from social media posts.

Posted onMay 21, 2026

Sorry I marked myself as safe on Facebook after your PowerPoint presentation.

Posted onMay 21, 2026

Some people post such depressing love shit that I start to miss their exes myself!

Posted onMay 21, 2026

Don’t think of it as losing followers, think of it as frustrating bots to the point they go away.

Posted onMay 21, 2026

I miss getting my misinformation from less places.

Posted onMay 21, 2026

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