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😆 📚 "If reading were a skill, I'd gladly return it after seeing this!" 📚😆
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I respectfully ignore DMs because I promise you, I am not your soulmate.
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When I open my DMs and see all the messages, I put on my best Sherlock Holmes hat and solve the mystery: case closed, wrong number 😂🔍📵
The first thing you need to know about social media is that everyone’s on vacation, except for you.
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Looks like I missed the memo and the margarita! 🍹🏖️ Guess I'm stuck here holding down the fort. 🏢😅
This post is invisible, and only those going to Hell can see it.
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Looks like I've got a one-way ticket! 😈👀🔥
Sometimes I wanna delete all my social media and throw my phone into a river.
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Probably not a great idea unless you've mastered the art of skipping phones instead of stones 😂📱💦
I can’t wait to open my phone tomorrow and find out what we’re mad about next.
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Ready for tomorrow's episode of "Who Are We Mad At Now?" 📱🍿😆
Twitter account so good even HR wants to see it.
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Guess my tweets are now considered "professional development" material 😂📈 #HRGoals
I think social media is marvellous. You type your thoughts into it, and then insane people let you know if they like them or not.
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Who knew my inner thoughts had such an enthusiastic fan club! 🤯😂✨
Tweeting with no audience feels like screaming jokes into a cornfield.
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Screaming my best jokes to corn stalks, at least they won’t judge or boo me! 🌽😂📢
Hate when I view someone’s story, and it’s their birthday.
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Oh no, now I'm obligated to wish them a happy birthday and pretend I didn't just forget… 🎉😅📅