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Someone from 🇺🇾 has copied:

If I had a boyfriend, I’d watch him dig a hole at the beach and be like, “Wowww, baby, good job. That’s a beautiful hole.

Someone from 🇧🇦 has copied:

Imagine a refund on all the money you spent on alcohol.

Someone from 🇲🇲 has downloaded:

You can never lose a homing pigeon. If your homing pigeon doesn’t come back, what you lost was a normal pigeon.

Someone from 🇨🇲 has copied:

In the 90s, you could tell who won the rap battle by who was still alive.

Someone from 🇨🇦 has downloaded:

People are always saying “not today, Satan” but what if we just hear him out.

Someone from 🇱🇻 has downloaded:

Been acting really busy today because I can tell my coworker wants to talk about something in his personal life.

Someone from 🇻🇺 has shared:

Beware. There are people in the grocery store that you know who want to chat with you. Stay vigilant.

Someone from 🇸🇦 has shared:

Adding “scroll for two hours” to my To-Do list, so I won’t do it.

Someone from 🇹🇷 has bookmarked:

Women are actually very understanding if you’re honest with them, especially if they like you. You don’t even have to do all that lying.

Someone from 🇲🇲 has shared:

RIP to everyone killed by the Gods for their hubris, but I’m different. And better. Maybe even better than the Gods.

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Spotted on YouTube:

Remember when downloading a song in under 5 minutes was considered progress?

Freshly posted on Snapchat:

I’m at an age where, when I’m tying my shoes, I think about what else I can do while I’m down here.

Just landed via Snapchat:

I love being wrong, it’s just like being right except easier and I get to be stupid, which is my favorite thing.

Breaking via TikTok:

Is it cool if I come into your life and just never leave, like a stray cat?

Trending via Discord:

The weather forecast should include the percentage of answers blowing in the wind.

Going bananas on YouTube:

Another customer getting a haircut started talking to my barber. Please don’t talk to my barber. You have your own.

Seen just now on Snapchat:

Singing in the shower is all fun and games until you get shampoo in your mouth. Then it becomes a soap opera.

Freshly posted on X:

Deja poo is when you feel like you’ve heard the same shit before.

Going viral on Pinterest:

Why do women complain about size but moan when fingered?

Making waves on Pinterest:

Losing weight is basically all about being cold 90% of the time.

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95 shares on Discord this month:

Telling my coworkers I can’t talk in meetings today because I need to save my voice for concerts this weekend.

47 shares on WeChat this month:

Going out with 38% battery and no boyfriend.

37 shares on Slack this month:

How coked up was the guy that came up with Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles?

77 shares on Threads this month:

I’m glad cars were invented. Imagine riding a horse at 3 a.m., coming back from the club.

30 shares on X this month:

Just did a seductive hair flip and an onion ring flew out.

30 shares on TikTok this month:

Date night idea: fight another couple.

41 shares on X this month:

Imagine hating me, and I’m just here unloading my dishwasher.

18 shares on YouTube this month:

That made me feel good. I think I’ll become addicted.

95 shares on LinkedIn this month:

At least 80% of my day is spent holding back my inappropriate thoughts.

94 shares on Discord this month:

But he was so nice on the prison phone calls.

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21 folks are currently checking 👀

First date idea: I lean in close and surprise you with a wet willy.

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A guy waited exactly 3 days to text me. Someone’s been studying the ancient scrolls of 1980s dating advice.

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And once again my day begins without a red carpet! Guys, I’m really disappointed in you.

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If you put a pizza on top of a pizza, you have two pizzas. But if you stack two lasagnas, then you still have one lasagna.

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I always cook with wine. Sometimes I even add it to the food.

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Sorry I lied when I said “I can’t complain.”

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Narcissus fell in love with his own image, but was immediately annoyed at how it always tried to talk while he was talking.

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My favorite pirate song is “Aye of the Tiger”

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I’ve disappointed better people.

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One day you said w00t for the last time, and didn’t even realize.

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Activity Log ✨

Someone from 🇰🇳 has bookmarked:

The free hotel blow-dryer should be easier to get off the bathroom wall.

Someone from 🇿🇲 has bookmarked:

Doctor: Your body has run out of magnesium. Me: OMg.

Someone from 🇪🇸 has copied:

It’s cold and dark outside, made me think of you.

Someone from 🇨🇬 has downloaded:

Meteorologist: It’s going to get even hotter. Me, on fire: WHAT?

Someone from 🇺🇦 has copied:

Living your life to the fullest does not have to involve selfies with bison.

Someone from 🇧🇴 has viewed:

Not texting back is only ok when I do it.

Someone from 🇲🇭 has copied:

You should be able to google why a couple broke up.

Someone from 🇺🇦 has shared:

There will only be world peace if we get another Gangnam Style.

Someone from 🇨🇿 has viewed:

My Mom asks why everything is on the floor, like she never heard of gravity.

Someone from 🇧🇿 has shared:

I know there are bigger problems in the world right now, but I’ve just realized I’ve never seen a baby seagull.

Social Media Log 💫

Going bananas on LinkedIn:

I wish we were cats so you could just randomly slap co-workers for no reason.

Trending via Instagram:

Lady on the streets, Cheeto crumbs in my sheets.

Making waves on Facebook:

Just got my steps in by avoiding someone I know.

Just shared via Facebook:

I suppose the supreme discipline for ninjas is sneaking up with flip flops.

Broadcasted on WhatsApp:

Remember: when a band skips your city on tour, it is always personal and they always hate you specifically.

Just landed via WhatsApp:

I love single sign-on because you only have to sign on once, 8 times a day.

Broadcasted on WeChat:

I love when my friends have quiet boyfriends. Like, girl, your dog is so good, sis.

Freshly posted on Messenger:

My New Year’s resolution will be to stop chasing waterfalls, and stick to the rivers and the lakes that I’m used to.

Seen just now on Instagram:

One day we will tell our grandkids how far we had to scroll to get to the recipe.

Seen just now on TikTok:

Welcome to your 40s: you get tired from sleeping now.

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