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The amount of water you actually need to drink to be hydrated is so obscene. Who does this body think it is? A data center?

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Whenever Im in trouble, I think, what would Jesus do? Then I pretend to be dead and disappear for 3 days.

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“Excuse me, are you gonna finish those fries?” Me, interrupting a couple fighting.

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I thrive in a waiting room. You need me to sit in a chair and look at my phone? No worries, love, I do this at home.

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During childbirth, women are in so much pain that it is almost possible for them to feel what men have to endure when they have a cold.

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Iโ€™m best man at my buddyโ€™s second wedding. Is it appropriate to open my dinner speech with โ€œWelcome back everyoneโ€?

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Thoughts & prayers to all of us back at work tomorrow after the colossal mistake of thinking weโ€™d be lads of leisure forever, for some reason.

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Raising a teenager is like nailing pudding to the wall.

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All of humanityโ€™s problems stem from manโ€™s inability to sit quietly in a room alone.

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