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Sorry I’m late, I was fighting for my right to party.

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I’m going to bed, everyone. Try to keep it down.

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The person who invented autocorrect should burn in hello.

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It’s so hot out here, I saw a bird blowing on a worm before he ate it.

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I’m tired and drank a lot of coffee, so now I’m tired but faster.

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Apparently I lack empathy, according to some stupid cow in HR.

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Very confusing that gross pay is before tax. I always find the number way grosser after tax.

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I should get paid a lot more for being the boss of me.

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Just because it’s a bad idea doesn’t mean it won’t be a good time.

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People who sound like fonts: Ariana Grande. Roman Roy. Jim Courier. Lydia West. Bon Iver. Suella Braverman. Jesse Ventura.

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I just locked eyes with a spider. But instead of killing him I ran away and hid, so he can spend the night stressing about where I am.

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Oh, you like NYC? Name every rat.

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I’m not saying Lois Lane is a bad investigative journalist, but my friend Greg didn’t wear glasses to work yesterday and I recognized him by lunch time.

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Shoutout to coughing on the bus. Haven’t tried it myself but seems really popular.

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My self-care routine is mostly just going to Mexican restaurants.

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Making waves on X:

“What’s a random act of kindness you’ve done for a stranger recently?” I helped a bunch of teens buy alcohol and cigarettes the other day.

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I’d be a terrible masseuse. After 5 minutes, I’d be like, “Okay, my turn.”

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You gotta wonder why they just don’t make all bread garlic bread.

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“Please feel free to ignore this email!” Way ahead of you, buddy.

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Never underestimate my ability to fall asleep in a moving vehicle.

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It’s so funny that people directly compare Dune and Furiosa when all that they have in common is that there’s sand.

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With no training whatsoever, I took out myself and the other two people exiting the ski lift in one fell swoop.

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I’m tired of adding ‘LOL’ to the end of my texts for sensitive people.

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I’m not moody; I’m just on shuffle.

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I’m as single as a one Dollar bill, and I don’t need any change.

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Why do fish stink so much even though they bathe their whole lives?

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Karma not moving fast enough for me. I would hate to handle it myself, Lord.

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Who needs a weighted blanket when you’ve got the weight of the world?

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Does my special place in hell have wi-fi?

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I have no desire to work now. I had five days off in a row where I dined at a feast and was entertained at a cinema. I have flown too high to return to a laptop.

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Unpopular Opinion: Die Hard is a Harry Potter movie. He sneaks around a tower at night avoiding Alan Rickman.

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Robots eating a bowl of cereal that’s actually a bunch of nuts and bolts, you don’t see that as much anymore.

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Me: God, please stop giving me your toughest battles. God: You just have to empty the dishwasher.

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My Mom asks why everything is on the floor, like she never heard of gravity.

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The only thing worse than children talking about sex is adults talking about politics.

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Me, watching porn: they’re just going to let that pizza get cold?

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How soon into a new relationship should you let her know you’re an idiot?

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I had no social life in high school. Even my imaginary best friend had a date for the prom.

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I just sneezed my wife awake from a nap so any discussion about renewing vows is on hold for a bit.

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