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I’m homeless. Minus the ‘m’.

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My brain cells, skin cells and hair cells continue to die, but my fat cells seem to have an eternal life.

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Not to brag but I can chop an onion without crying. And I can cry without chopping an onion.

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Unfortunately, the movie you want to watch is unavailable on your 13 streaming services. You can rent it for $2.99 though.

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I like to push myself out of my comfort zone by sometimes sitting on the other end of my sofa.

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Sometimes you send an email that requires a response, and the other person writes back right away, and it’s like NO NOT YET.

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I refuse to take a single bite of my food until I find something good on TV.

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My husband refused to get glasses. But that was before he brushed his teeth with fake tan.

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Seeing my kids getting along, laughing, and peacefully playing together is the best minute of my day.

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The Secret Service was chasing me but I painted a tunnel on the side of a wall and they all ran into it.

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Nothing prepared me for the part of adulthood where you look like a baby deer learning to walk every time you get out of bed in the morning.

Going viral on Facebook:

The three people who like every single one of my posts are going in my will.

Going viral on LinkedIn:

I don’t run from my problems. I sit on my couch, play on my phone, and ignore them like all other adults.

Going viral on Messenger:

A dating app called Unhinged where you agree to meet up and fight each other.

Spreading quickly via Threads:

I am a man, a man with a cold, so I guess this is goodbye.

Just shared via Threads:

I’m in a comfy dress today, but I look like a potato in floral. Call me Nelly Flortato.

Freshly posted on LinkedIn:

Difference between a flirt and harassment: if you are handsome, it’s a flirt, if you are ugly, it’s harassment.

Seen just now on Snapchat:

Need a permanent vacuum for unwanted thoughts.

Just landed via TikTok:

Whoops, accidentally said I couldn’t make it before they even said the date.

Trending via LinkedIn:

Vatican City should be called Popenhagen.

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Share →: I’m convinced the washing machine is a portal to another dimension for socks.

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Someone from 🇧🇳 has bookmarked:

Crying while wearing a backpack has unlocked a new level of humiliation I did not know was possible.

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Dog barking like an angry baby, baby crying like an angry dog.

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The dopamine hit of getting an Outlook meeting cancellation is unrivaled.

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I followed my heart, and it led me to the fridge.

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Seeing a grown man stumble when the train moves is disgusting. How will you provide for anyone?

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Fancy restaurants are self-esteem destroyers because good luck not leaving an embarrassing stain on the white table cloth. Ever.

Someone from 🇳🇪 has shared:

And then I thought to myself, “What’s the point of cleaning if my family is going to keep living here?”

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I found a box of VHS tapes. I’m a bit nervous about the one that has the label torn off.

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Say what you want about online meetings, but there are few things more liberating than attending a disciplinary hearing naked from the waist down.

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Finally figured out why I look so bad in pictures – it’s my face.

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Trending via Reddit:

Phone so dry, I caught myself checking the weather.

Just shared via Instagram:

I can’t be the only person who thinks the presidential debate should be performed as a rap battle.

Making waves on TikTok:

Went jogging and came back after five minutes because I forgot something. Forgot I’m out of shape.

Spreading quickly via Telegram:

I’m not like other teenagers, I’m 51.

Just shared via WhatsApp:

Oh, that’s nothing a sudden burst of completely disproportionate rage won’t solve.

Broadcasted on TikTok:

Shut up brain, I wasn’t even talking to me.

Seen just now on Messenger:

It’s weird how the UFO’s always seem to crash in places that only the government and military have access to.

Going viral on Discord:

Here I am, block me like a hurricane.

Just landed via Reddit:

Perks of being ugly: phone battery lasts longer.

Freshly posted on Facebook:

I’m slowly becoming an adult. Please make it stop.

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