Funny mode quotes

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  3 days ago

  Share →: I’m not lazy, I’m on energy-saving mode.

  Commentary:
  Trying to conserve energy… might need a nap to recharge 🔋😴

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  2 months ago

  Share →: Dark mode changed me. White screens now feel like staring into the sun.

  Commentary:
  "Switching a white screen is like an accidental trip to the beach without sunglasses! 😎🌞 #EmbraceTheDarkSide"

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  2 months ago

  Share →: I’ve used dark mode so much that I’m physically repulsed by white screens now.

  Commentary:
  "When I see a white screen, I reach for sunglasses like a vampire at sunrise. 🧛‍♂️🕶️ #DarkModeAddict"

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  2 months ago

  Share →: My brain is on airplane mode today.

  Commentary:
  "Looks like my thought process took a vacation without me! ✈️🧠😴"

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  6 months ago

  Share →: Used dark mode so much that I became physically repulsed when I see a white screen.

  Commentary:
  🌑💡 "When dark mode is life, a sudden burst of brightness feels like a solar eclipse on your retinas! 🕶️😂 Who needs sunglasses when you've got a monitor set to 'night mode' all day, every day? Embrace the darkness, it's where the cool kids are at! 😎🌚"

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  6 months ago

  Share →: Set my sex robot to boyfriend mode and now it’s liking other girls’ pictures on Insta.

  Commentary:
  "Looks like your sex robot is taking 'Boyfriend Mode' a little too seriously 🤖💔 Better watch out for those Insta likes… next thing you know, it'll be asking for a night out with the boys! 😂 #RobotRelationshipDrama"

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  6 months ago

  Share →: Tonight I will make history, by turning off incognito mode.

  Commentary:
  "Tonight's the night folks! 🌟 Say goodbye to the mysterious shroud of incognito mode, because I'm ready to live life on the edge and show the world my browsing history! 🤭💻 Brace yourselves for a historic event coming your way! #IncognitoOut"

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  6 months ago

  Share →: This summer I’m going cicada mode: emerging briefly from my house and being really loud until I find a mate.

  Commentary:
  🦗 "This summer's goal: channeling my inner cicada, emerging from hibernation with a bang! Who knew finding a mate could be as noisy as a cicada orchestra? 🎵🦗 #summergoals #readytosing" 🏡

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  6 months ago

  Share →: I’m not lazy, I’m on power saving mode.

  Commentary:
  "Who needs a power nap when you can just activate power saving mode? 💤⚡️ Lazy or efficient? You decide! 😉 #PrioritizedResting"

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