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Funny mode quotes

Used dark mode so much that I became physically repulsed when I see a white screen.

2 months ago

Set my sex robot to boyfriend mode and now it’s liking other girls’ pictures on Insta.

2 months ago

Tonight I will make history, by turning off incognito mode.

3 months ago

This summer I’m going cicada mode: emerging briefly from my house and being really loud until I find a mate.

3 months ago

I’m not lazy, I’m on power saving mode.

3 months ago