Someone from 🇾🇪 has copied:

Living up to your potential sounds exhausting.

Someone from 🇦🇷 has copied:

Holding back your sarcastic replies takes a lot of inner strength.

Someone from 🇦🇱 has downloaded:

If it hurts you more than it hurts them, you are holding the taser wrong.

Someone from 🇨🇺 has bookmarked:

There should be a day between Sunday and Monday called Hang on a Second.

Someone from 🇦🇲 has downloaded:

People would be more motivated to lose weight if the weight they lost went on to someone they didn’t like.

Someone from 🇰🇿 has viewed:

Guy inventing jogging: how can I suffer, but with music?

Someone from 🇦🇴 has bookmarked:

I tried being the bigger person but all it got me was type 2 diabetes.

Someone from 🇨🇦 has bookmarked:

Can I get back all those naps I refused to take as a kid? I could really use them now.

Someone from 🇹🇹 has shared:

“Girls just want to have fun!” No, I want one million dollars cash.

Someone from 🇪🇹 has shared:

How did they call Deadpool’s dog ‘Dogpool’ when ‘Deadpoodle’ was right there?