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Someone from 🇮🇶 has shared:

Being weird never goes out of style.

Someone from 🇮🇶 has bookmarked:

If I had known I looked this sexy in glasses, I would’ve stopped being able to see a long time ago.

Someone from 🇲🇰 has copied:

Your hoodie strings are uneven. Go home and get your shit together!

Someone from 🇲🇬 has shared:

Your car antlers tell me everything I need to know about you.

Someone from 🇬🇩 has bookmarked:

I can’t explain how it works, but one day, you just wake up and like sauerkraut.

Someone from 🇳🇴 has copied:

Everyone is getting pregnant or married, and I’m back to “What’s your favorite color?“

Someone from 🇵🇹 has viewed:

Telling my parents they’re like family to me.

Someone from 🇷🇸 has downloaded:

I would go out more if there weren’t any humans out there.

Someone from 🇼🇸 has copied:

My savings account has been empty for so long that a Spirit Halloween just opened up inside it.

Someone from 🇲🇽 has bookmarked:

Help, I accidentally used dark humor with normal people, and now they’re concerned for my mental health.

Funny Quotes Data 🤓

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234 this month

Funny Quotes Total

15,503

Funny Quotes Topics

17,569

Funny Quotes Images

15,503

Updated

Jan 6, 2026

Users Online

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Breaking via Messenger:

We are all just prisoners here of our phone device.

Shared recently on Discord:

None of the parenting books say what to do when your kids start calling you ‘Bruh.’

Shared recently on Pinterest:

Website: We use cookies to improve performance. Me: Same.

Making waves on Telegram:

In my years of experience, people who disagree with me are usually wrong.

Live now on Instagram:

There are people that make their bed every morning and people who think it’s a waste of time, and then they marry each other.

Seen just now on Threads:

I don’t understand people who do things on weekends. You just did things all week. What’s next, more things? That’s how they get you.

Going viral on X:

Cowboy outfits should be called ranch dressing.

Shared recently on Slack:

Packed all my meds into one bottle for a trip and accidentally invented the best trail mix.

Live now on Pinterest:

The best part of the relationship is before you meet them, and you’re single.

Seen just now on WhatsApp:

If I could do it all over again, I would ruin my life differently. I have new ideas.

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Social Media Stars ⭐

83 shares on Pinterest this month:

I have a bit of an inferiority complex. But it’s not a very good one.

28 shares on Reddit this month:

The greatest trick ever was making people feel more connected, when they are actually more alone than ever.

13 shares on Discord this month:

We decided to have money instead of children.

91 shares on Threads this month:

The adjective for metal is metallic, but not so for iron, which is ironic.

62 shares on Discord this month:

“It’s all in your head!” Correct! Unfortunately, I am also in there.

56 shares on Facebook this month:

Some days I feel I’m on top of the world, and other days it feels like the world is on top of me.

17 shares on Messenger this month:

I need a job with a salary that’ll shock me every month.

66 shares on Pinterest this month:

Lost my Thesaurus. Gutted. Really gutted. Like absolutely gutted.

19 shares on YouTube this month:

I was hoping to age like a fine wine, but I sort of feel more like an avocado.

65 shares on Twitch this month:

Speed dating, but it’s just me changing tables at a restaurant every few minutes trying a bite of everyone’s food.

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Hot Jokes 💥

10 folks are currently checking 👀

My dental plan is, “I guess I’ll just chew on this side of my mouth from now on.”

17 folks are currently checking 👀

Oh I’m sorry, did the middle of my sentence interrupt the beginning of yours?

17 folks are currently checking 👀

At my age, I’m more frightened of a hip break than a heartbreak.

11 folks are currently checking 👀

“Nothing beats in-person interaction”. Yeah, with someone I know and love, not Denise from finance.

14 folks are currently checking 👀

Deleting my mental health to focus on social media.

17 folks are currently checking 👀

According to autocorrect, my favorite Star Wars character is Bob’s Feet.

7 folks are currently checking 👀

Children are so giving. For example, my kids gave me a cold.

16 folks are currently checking 👀

Every guy wants to be called Daddy till that test comes back positive.

23 folks are currently checking 👀

Halloween is the only day you can ghost someone and blame it on being festive.

12 folks are currently checking 👀

Hate Google’s Gemini. If I wanted to get misinformation from a Gemini, I’d talk to my mother.

Funny Quotes Data 🤓

New Funny Quotes

234 this month

Funny Quotes Total

15,503

Funny Quotes Topics

17,569

Funny Quotes Images

15,503

Updated

Jan 6, 2026

Users Online

3,731

Activity Log ✨

Someone from 🇱🇷 has copied:

When you want to feel at your thinnest, walk through Walmart at any time of day.

Someone from 🇲🇲 has downloaded:

Hello taxi, off to Friday please. Money doesn’t matter!

Someone from 🇦🇿 has shared:

“I’m at a point in my life where I don’t go anywhere unless I absolutely have to.”

Someone from 🇦🇲 has bookmarked:

Nothing guarantees running into someone you know in public better than looking like a feral animal on two hours of sleep.

Someone from 🇹🇿 has bookmarked:

I love people who are fluent in Spongebob references.

Someone from 🇺🇬 has shared:

You should be allowed to leave work early if you are really in love.

Someone from 🇧🇫 has shared:

Sick of people thinking the Midwest is just a bunch of small towns and cornfields when they forgot it’s also a lot of road construction, inconsistent weather, and deer that jump in front of your car.

Someone from 🇸🇷 has downloaded:

First date idea: we walk around a graveyard and guess how people died.

Someone from 🇦🇷 has downloaded:

That little pocket on jeans is the perfect size for the money I have left over after I pay all my bills.

Someone from 🇰🇲 has bookmarked:

Still don’t understand how girls with no jobs be holding iPhones.

Social Media Log 💫

Trending via Threads:

I love when I clean my whole apartment just to sit in it like a Victorian widow waiting for bad news.

Spotted on Pinterest:

There’s an app for the people who say they’re not seeking some form of validation here. It’s called a diary.

Going viral on Slack:

I don’t pay attention to the world ending. It has ended for me many times, and began again in the morning.

Live now on TikTok:

There should be bloopers at the end of horror films to relax the viewer before sleeping.

Trending via WhatsApp:

The 80s were wild, man. You had bands naming themselves after predatory cats with hearing problems.

Seen just now on Slack:

It takes only one person in this world to make you smile. It’s called a plastic surgeon.

Going viral on Messenger:

Handle every stressful situation like a dog. If you can’t eat or play with it, just pee on it and walk away.

Going viral on Snapchat:

I’m not shy. I just don’t like you.

Seen just now on X:

The evening news: Where they begin with “Good evening” and then proceed to tell you why it’s not.

Seen just now on Messenger:

The hottest thing a man can be is boring in his 30s.

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