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Sadly, I do my best proofreading after I hit “send.

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I’m not a morning person. I’m not even an afternoon person. I pretty much start functioning after 6pm.

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If I were a bird, you’d be the first person I’d shit on.

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One day you’re young and fun, and the next you’re saying, “I wonder how old this tree is.”

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The Midwest urge to have a drink on a patio as soon as it’s nice out.

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My New Year’s resolution will be to stop chasing waterfalls, and stick to the rivers and the lakes that I’m used to.

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We put a man on the moon in 1969, and if you elect me to be your president, I promise that we will not stop until every man is on the moon.

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Absent father sucks, but have you met the final boss, the father who is actually in your life every day but emotionally unavailable, lol.

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A recent study showed that people who are reading this text thought they were learning something useful.

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There should be a withering shamrock emoji so that people can express misfortune or Irish grief.

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Just landed via X:

Saw a guy reading a book and writing notes in it. Not enough words in there for ya, bud?

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Got possessed by a demon once, and everyone was like, “OMG, did you do something with your hair?”

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Jesus Christ. I haven’t seen a meltdown like that since Chernobyl.

Just landed via Pinterest:

“Just circling back on this.” – “Take another lap.”

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If you inject Botox into a raisin, does it turn back into a grape?

Broadcasted on Facebook:

Wouldn’t it be great if we could put ourselves in the dryer and come out wrinkle free?

Trending via LinkedIn:

Sorry, I said yippee when you took off your pants. Do you still think I’m hot?

Making waves on Facebook:

Coffee is better when you have no work.

Making waves on Slack:

Researchers have discovered that birthdays are healthy. People who have more grow older.

Broadcasted on WhatsApp:

I like my men like I like my coffee, secretly alcoholic.

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Funny Mr. Pepper quotes are the perfect sprinkle of humor 🌶️ to brighten your day! Whether you need a quick laugh 😂 or a witty punchline 🎯, these quirky sayings will tickle your funny bone and spice up any conversation. Get ready to chuckle, share, and spread the fun vibes—because life’s better with a little Mr. Pepper sass! 😄🔥 #LaughOutLoud #SpicyHumor

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Share →: And where did Mr. Pepper receive his degree from exactly?

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Well, rumor has it that Mr. Pepper graduated from the prestigious 'Spicy University' with a major in Savory Studies and a minor in Hot Topics! 🌶️🎓 #SpiceUpYourEducation
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Share →: He was only called Mr. Pepper until he published his groundbreaking research on fizzics.

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Looks like Mr. Pepper went from a regular seasoning to a scientific superstar! 🌶️🔬 Who knew studying bubbles could pop his name into the fizzy limelight? Sounds like his research added some serious "fizz" to his reputation! 🌟🥤 #FizzicsGenius

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Live, laugh, leftovers.

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Can’t believe we stayed up and screamed “Happy New Year” for this shit.

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You didn’t let me know you got home safely so you better at least be injured or I’m gonna be pissed.

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Non-alcoholic beer is like a vibrator without batteries: it fills you up nicely but without the buzz…

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Mice after a breakup be like “we are not on squeaking terms”.

Someone from 🇳🇵 has copied:

The Sims fulfills the millennial fantasy of being able to afford a house in a walkable neighborhood on the salary of a professional carrot peeler.

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Standing like a flamingo at my kitchen counter eating watermelon is such a vibe.

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Fundamentally, I understand chess, because I too would never let my king feel unsafe.

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If I were god, I would’ve rested all 7 days.

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My knight in shining armor comes in liquid form.

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Reported on Twitch:

That moment you turn down the music while driving around looking for a street address, so you can see better.

Just landed via Pinterest:

They say the human body is 60% water, but after extensive observation of my husband and son, I’d like to submit a revision to the data. Those two are at least 50% wind.

Breaking via Twitch:

I’m having people over to stare at their phones later, if you want to come by.

Shared recently on Instagram:

What no one tells you about having kids is that within a few years you’re in possession of a lot of teeth that you have no idea what to do with.

Freshly posted on Discord:

I only went to medical school to figure out where your arms are supposed to go when you sleep and they didn’t even teach us that.

Seen just now on Twitch:

My favorite recipe is the one where I pick up the phone and order food.

Seen just now on Pinterest:

I’ve learned two important things in life, I can’t remember the first one, but the second one is to write everything down.

Trending via Facebook:

Just said “shitted feet” instead of “fitted sheet” in front of my my son and his friends. If you need me, I’ll be in the closet.

Just shared via Instagram:

I don’t wanna meet your family, bring my plate to the car.

Going viral on Messenger:

I think you would all treat me a lot better if I possessed a small amount of plutonium.

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