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Someone from 🇧🇹 has bookmarked:

Odd—my boss told me to meet him at the abandoned quarry at midnight for my performance evaluation.

Someone from 🇻🇨 has viewed:

True bravery is getting a text from a woman with three questions in it, and only responding to one.

Someone from 🇵🇭 has viewed:

“Age is just a number!” Yeah, the older I get, the number I feel.

Someone from 🇱🇰 has shared:

I’m neither a lover nor a fighter. I’m a snacker.

Someone from 🇸🇨 has shared:

I’m always a little mean to men because, if you treat them like humans, they think you wanna sleep with them.

Someone from 🇸🇦 has bookmarked:

The art of letting whoever think whatever.

Someone from 🇸🇴 has bookmarked:

I dare you to try and be more single than me.

Someone from 🇧🇼 has viewed:

Parents will discover a movie on Netflix that you can’t even imagine.

Someone from 🇲🇿 has downloaded:

The best thing about living with my parents is being woken up four minutes before my alarm to be told my alarm is about to go off.

Someone from 🇧🇼 has viewed:

Cops wake up Christmas morning excited as hell to ignore their family and go sit on the highway with a radar gun for 10 hours.

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Just landed via Slack:

(Talking to myself) I just don’t know what to tell you.

Just shared via Facebook:

Trying to bribe Monday with coffee to get it to act like a Friday.

Just landed via Telegram:

Nobody talks about the privilege of having a friend who shows interest in your hyperfixations.

Going viral on Messenger:

“We told you to stop at 2012!” – The Mayans

Freshly posted on WeChat:

Imagine working at Pornhub. At like the corporate office as a developer or whatever. White collar. That’s gotta be a weird job. Working there has gotta be bloody weird.

Just shared via Twitch:

God saw you do that.

Going viral on Snapchat:

I’ve got the longest to-do list for today, just need to figure out who is going to do it.

Trending via Telegram:

I’m sorry I lied to you. I only did it for material gain. And to cause you psychological harm. And to prove I’m smarter than you.

Live now on WeChat:

Adulthood is realising no one cares about you, and the show must go on.

Spotted on Threads:

I told a joke to my boss, and he must have found it really funny because now I get to tell it to HR.

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75 shares on Telegram this month:

I think it’s very sexy of me to still move with love in a world like this.

52 shares on Discord this month:

What song lyric resonates with you the most? Mine is “we’re tiny, we’re toony, we’re all a little loony”

78 shares on YouTube this month:

The man who invented autocorrect has died. Restaurant in peace.

93 shares on Snapchat this month:

“Fries or salad?” sums up every adult decision you have to make.

60 shares on Twitch this month:

Hate when I view someone’s story, and it’s their birthday.

39 shares on Discord this month:

Insomnia is embarrassing. How can I be so bad at something that literally involves doing nothing?

35 shares on Facebook this month:

Sometimes I feel like my life is being written by someone who isn’t sure if they like me or not.

28 shares on WeChat this month:

Hey girl, are you an extraterrestrial? ’Cause your husband’s out here acting like you don’t exist.

47 shares on Pinterest this month:

I think it’s healthy to be a little horny at all times.

15 shares on Facebook this month:

The worst part of online shopping is having to get up and get your credit card from your purse.

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Do you want to sit on the porch with me until we die or not?

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I’m on this new diet where I don’t consume anything that talks to me before the first coffee.

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I’m not going to die because of an accident. Nor because of an illness. But from small talk. Someone will say one boring sentence too many and I’ll drop dead.

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I’m seriously considering adoption. Who wants me?

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Perfume and jewelry are two things you can never go wrong with gifting me.

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Why are moths always out at night when they like light so much? Wait til y’all find out about the sun.

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Men used to smoke Marlboros. Now they cry when they lose their strawberry cheesecake vape.

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Got the zoomies at work, and now HR is chasing me around with a butterfly net.

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If you’re looking for a quiet place to talk to yourself, my DMs are open.

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At the dispensary asking which strain will stop the yearning.

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Activity Log ✨

Someone from 🇾🇪 has bookmarked:

I hate it when I’m outside, and an insect lands and crawls on my glasses, and for a split second, I think aliens have invaded.

Someone from 🇨🇭 has copied:

The purpose of life is to go insane sooner or later.

Someone from 🇦🇩 has bookmarked:

My most boomer belief is that you can often get a malfunctioning appliance to work again by slapping it.

Someone from 🇮🇶 has bookmarked:

Oh, how much I love a Sunday when you don’t have to work the next day.

Someone from 🇳🇵 has viewed:

Please don’t use fear to manipulate me. Much more effective to use cake.

Someone from 🇯🇴 has copied:

My parents grew to like my girlfriend so much, they take her as their own daughter. Now they started looking for a proper boyfriend for her.

Someone from 🇮🇸 has viewed:

Some days you just feel like a hotel microwave. You’re here, but you don’t have enough power to actually do anything.

Someone from 🇹🇷 has downloaded:

Keep your friend’s toast and your enemy’s toaster.

Someone from 🇿🇲 has downloaded:

Putting mental health before my education is a good idea until it affects my education, which affects my mental health, which affects my education.

Someone from 🇵🇱 has viewed:

What’s your favorite song about a white boy playing funky music?

Social Media Log 💫

Breaking via Telegram:

Marry the man who treats your dumb questions like they’re NASA-level problems.

Just landed via Reddit:

Can’t wait for my husband to see what he bought everyone for Christmas.

Freshly posted on WeChat:

The older I get, the more I respect Sleeping Beauty. She took one look at the world and said, “Nah.”

Just landed via YouTube:

Rule number 1 at a concert: Don’t sing while filming!

Making waves on Snapchat:

Egyptians did pretty well for a civilization that wrote entirely in emoji.

Spotted on Facebook:

Falling off academically is worse than a heartbreak.

Trending via Twitch:

I was walking near a construction site today and heard the foreman yell, “You’re doing a good job!” I know that was meant for me.

Trending via Pinterest:

I’m not shaking hands anymore. You may bow or kneel down.

Trending via Snapchat:

Ah yes, my abandonment issues due to all the abandonment.

Spotted on YouTube:

Please don’t celebrate April Fool’s day if you’re not a fool. My culture is not your costume.

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