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Someone from 🇸🇮 has copied:

A fun wedding bit is to sit next to a random guest, point to the bride or groom & whisper, “it should’ve been you”

Someone from 🇨🇱 has copied:

I don’t have a welcome mat at my front door because I’m not a liar.

Someone from 🇳🇷 has downloaded:

Don’t worry, you’ll find the lost scissors when you’ll be searching for your glasses.

Someone from 🇾🇪 has copied:

The elderberry is the wisest and most knowledgeable of all the berries.

Someone from 🇸🇻 has bookmarked:

Welcome to middle age, where you wake up hungover whether you’ve had a drink or not.

Someone from 🇬🇪 has copied:

Spending all my money on lottery tickets so I’ll either be rich or poor, none of this wishy-washy stuff in the middle.

Someone from 🇲🇦 has shared:

One day you’re young and carefree and the next, you’re preheating the bathroom before you go in for a shower.

Someone from 🇺🇬 has viewed:

For whom the doom scrolls!

Someone from 🇨🇱 has downloaded:

Canadians are nice because they’re close to Santa.

Someone from 🇧🇬 has copied:

I hope we get the nice AI that enslaves us and makes us their pets and not the bad AI that enslaves us to mine lithium or something.

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Trending via Snapchat:

Your annoying online persona has captured my heart.

Going viral on X:

There are days when trying to control your class is like trying to hug a tornado.

Spotted on Instagram:

The Bible is 100% accurate when thrown at close range.

Seen just now on WeChat:

Unfortunately, free coffee in the office will never hit like a $9 iced latte will.

Breaking via Telegram:

I’m a comedian. My pronouns are ha/ha.

Just shared via Facebook:

Them: “Ugh, could you be more annoying?” Me: “Oh God, yes!”

Just shared via Pinterest:

There must be an invisible mechanism on my book. Every time I open it, my husband starts trying to talk to me.

Seen just now on Threads:

When a man gets married he has a moral obligation to scare his wife when he sneezes.

Just landed via Slack:

Going to the beach as a feet guy must be insane.

Going viral on Slack:

Celebrities should not be allowed to name children.

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Someone from 🇪🇹 has viewed:

When they make a Hate Island, somebody link me.

Someone from 🇸🇬 has bookmarked:

The reason my eyes are dilated is because I am so attracted to you, officer.

Someone from 🇬🇹 has bookmarked:

The quickest way to double your money is to hold it in front of a mirror.

Someone from 🇳🇱 has bookmarked:

A man messaged me on Insta and said, “You are not looking bad.” This might be the one, y’all.

Someone from 🇸🇿 has copied:

Naps are like gambling for the tired. You either wake up refreshed or too late to lots of angry texts.

Someone from 🇵🇪 has shared:

I wonder if it’s possible to swim from one end to the other in a pool filled with mashed potatoes.

Someone from 🇭🇳 has copied:

I left the house with wet hair and no makeup on, so I’m sure I’ll run into everyone I know.

Someone from 🇩🇪 has viewed:

Everyone’s an expert after the fact.

Someone from 🇳🇬 has bookmarked:

In my defense, I was left alone unsupervised.

Someone from 🇦🇫 has downloaded:

Hey beauty brands who make face creams: 30ml is only enough for an ant’s face.

Social Media Log 💫

Reported on Twitch:

If I’m gonna jingle your bells, I’m definitely gonna jingle them all the way.

Freshly posted on Twitch:

You know how a dog tilts his head and looks confused when he hears a strange sound? Yeah, that’s how I feel when some people are talking.

Going viral on Snapchat:

You have never experienced true fear until a poster falls off the wall in the middle of the night.

Spotted on TikTok:

When I’m in a good mood, I go to my blocked list and release one or two prisoners.

Spreading quickly via Messenger:

I’ve tasted long-term relationships, I’ve tasted casual dating. I highly recommend focusing on your career and going to sleep before 9 p.m. ..!

Reported on Twitch:

I wish the homes of all my friends were connected to mine by secret underground tunnels.

Spotted on Twitch:

Who is this Rorschach guy and where did he get all the pictures of my parents fighting?

Making waves on TikTok:

I don’t have red flags, I have fun facts.

Reported on WeChat:

My mother told me there is a girl for me in every corner of the earth, but unfortunately the earth is round.

Live now on Reddit:

I was walking near a construction site today and heard the foreman yell, “You’re doing a good job!” I know that was meant for me.

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