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Someone from 🇭🇷 has shared:

Two people had sex and now I’m fighting for my life everyday.

Someone from 🇧🇴 has bookmarked:

I’ve had so much tea trying to get rid of this cold that I’m now speaking with a British accent and am fascinated with the Royal family.

Someone from 🇵🇬 has bookmarked:

I’m not saying it’s been a while, I’m just saying I completely blanked on the name of my gym.

Someone from 🇬🇹 has bookmarked:

When you see a squirrel, you’re bound to say, “Awww, a squirrel!”

Someone from 🇩🇴 has shared:

Liberté. Egalité. Second Coffeé.

Someone from 🇪🇬 has downloaded:

I don’t know if I’m still tired or already tired.

Someone from 🇩🇿 has bookmarked:

I know Jesus was a carpenter, but I think he would’ve been a better plumber, you know, with the water thing.

Someone from 🇸🇮 has bookmarked:

My favorite unit of measurement is smithereens.

Someone from 🇮🇶 has downloaded:

A thing I never realized about being an adult is that you will always be cleaning your kitchen. No matter if you get takeout, no matter if you’re gone all day, you will be cleaning the kitchen.

Someone from 🇸🇮 has copied:

Crossing things off my to-do list… I didn’t do them, I just don’t want them on my list anymore.

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Trending via TikTok:

Everyone’s “the nicest guy ever” until the cops are in their backyard digging up several bodies.

Freshly posted on YouTube:

Telling my coworkers I can’t talk in meetings today because I need to save my voice for concerts this weekend.

Freshly posted on Pinterest:

Could a mosquito drink blood out of a cup or something or are they legally required to Capri Sun my legs all summer?

Spotted on Telegram:

I pretend I don’t care about stuff, but that’s only because I have no idea what’s going on around me at any given time.

Just shared via YouTube:

People who get 0-5 likes at max and still tweet all the time… What’s your secret?

Just landed via TikTok:

Bro, you gotta try this high-protein Caesar salad, cold brew, air fryer, overnight oats recipe I found on Instagram.

Broadcasted on Instagram:

Whether you rip off a bandaid quickly or slowly, I find it’s best to ask the wearer’s permission first.

Spreading quickly via Discord:

Every gift guide for men is like “A flannel flask to hold your knife flavored whiskey.”

Seen just now on LinkedIn:

To the knife wielding psycho who walked in on me in the shower; I’m sorry you had to see that.

Freshly posted on Snapchat:

I’m clumsy but there are upsides. For example, if I finish my chips and I’m sad there’s no more chips, I look in my lap and I always find chips.

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12 shares on WhatsApp this month:

I’ve been so stressed about getting my shit together that I haven’t gotten any of my shit together.

41 shares on WhatsApp this month:

People say “I would never,” then here they come nevering like they never nevered before.

20 shares on WeChat this month:

Superwoman: Single. Batman: Single. Wonder Woman: Single. I get it now, I’m single because I’m a superhero.

15 shares on X this month:

Nothing betrays your age more than the slang you won’t let go of.

42 shares on YouTube this month:

Cheer up! Your biggest mistake is probably still ahead of you.

55 shares on X this month:

Sometimes I feel like I’m cheating on my recliner with my loveseat, in case you were wondering how emotionally invested I am in laziness.

75 shares on Pinterest this month:

Gay? We don’t use that word anymore. Person of rainbow.

81 shares on Telegram this month:

Which wine pairs best with WWIII?

51 shares on Facebook this month:

For Valentine’s Day, I’m gift-wrapping a shirt my husband hasn’t worn in years. It’s the thought that counts—and technically, I thought of it twice.

69 shares on YouTube this month:

My mind is like someone dumped the entire junk drawer on a trampoline.

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14 folks are currently checking 👀

Pets don’t talk because the moment they do, the government will tax them.

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The subtle art of surviving this life with grace and dignity.

12 folks are currently checking 👀

In honor of Charles Dickens, I will also be poor this Christmas.

16 folks are currently checking 👀

Homeless man just called me a “loser,” and I showed him my house keys.

9 folks are currently checking 👀

Pomegranates are worth the mess.

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The sun really clocks out for the day before I do. That’s insane.

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I miss when The Weeknd was making sex-addict-on-drugs music.

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The worst thing I’ve seen as a paramedic is my paycheck.

13 folks are currently checking 👀

Two mysterious people live in my house. “Somebody” and “Nobody.” Somebody did it and nobody knows who.

9 folks are currently checking 👀

Mental state: just googled “When will the sun explode.”

Funny Quotes Data 🤓

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241 this month

Funny Quotes Total

15,510

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15,510

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Activity Log ✨

Someone from 🇻🇪 has shared:

I had a marvelous time ruining everything.

Someone from 🇹🇿 has viewed:

It’s scary when an attractive person is attracted to you, omg.

Someone from 🇯🇲 has bookmarked:

I do believe in aliens, but do they also believe in me?

Someone from 🇫🇯 has viewed:

If my TV’s so smart then why doesn’t it slap me when I turn on the news?

Someone from 🇺🇾 has bookmarked:

Had a shower and put on clean pajamas. It was a productive day.

Someone from 🇸🇷 has viewed:

“It’s bikini season,” I whisper, eating another bikini.

Someone from 🇦🇪 has copied:

I put the ‘no’ in ‘I will let u know’.

Someone from 🇮🇩 has shared:

Pretty girls don’t compete. We sit pretty, count blessings, and ignore weird energy.

Someone from 🇳🇵 has downloaded:

In banana years, I am bread.

Someone from 🇱🇰 has copied:

I knew the date was going well when we shared a glass of gravy with two straws.

Social Media Log 💫

Shared recently on Instagram:

Terrifying if taken literally—if these walls could talk.

Going viral on WhatsApp:

Men: Masters of multitasking – can watch sports, ignore laundry, and forget your birthday, all at once.

Trending via WeChat:

Please don’t ask me about my dream job. I would never work in my dreams.

Making waves on Facebook:

I’m multitasking: I can listen, ignore and forget at the same time.

Shared recently on WhatsApp:

Seems like being an asshole is a full-time job for some.

Broadcasted on TikTok:

I haven’t spoken to my wife in years. I didn’t want to interrupt her.

Broadcasted on YouTube:

Why touch grass when you can touch ass?

Just landed via Pinterest:

Roman soldiers are all like “I’m going to fight you in this short yet tasteful leather skirt.”

Just landed via Slack:

It’s crazy I need a certificate to prove I was born when you can literally just look at me.

Going bananas on Messenger:

Indiana Jones is a fantasy about being a professor with no admin duties.

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