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Someone from 🇲🇪 has viewed:

I become someone I don’t recognize when I play Monopoly.

Someone from 🇮🇶 has viewed:

Can I come over and figure you out?

Someone from 🇷🇴 has copied:

They need to invent a dishwasher with a window on it. I have to know what goes on in there.

Someone from 🇲🇪 has downloaded:

Met my soulmate again today: mashed potatoes and gravy.

Someone from 🇫🇯 has bookmarked:

Call me dramatic, but I think I deserve a love confession in the rain.

Someone from 🇰🇼 has viewed:

Soft launching your call out the next day by telling everyone at work your stomach feels a little weird.

Someone from 🇹🇻 has bookmarked:

Venting to ChatGPT is crazy, y’all turning schizophrenic.

Someone from 🇦🇫 has bookmarked:

Someone at work just farted and I panicked and said ‘compliments to the chef’.

Someone from 🇳🇦 has downloaded:

80 percent of my life now is just “hmmmm… should I bring my jacket or not?”

Someone from 🇸🇴 has copied:

Sorry for being late, I was enjoying my last few minutes of not being here.

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Freshly posted on WhatsApp:

Unpopular opinion: Landlords should not be able to increase rent unless they’re upgrading the apartment.

Trending via Discord:

Ugh, sometimes I just wish there was a song about liking to move it, move it.

Seen just now on Threads:

Every time I think I’m cooked, God moves mountains for me. That’s so nice of Him.

Going viral on X:

My husband saw a rabbit in our yard eating grass and said “That would be like sitting in a field of french fries.”

Just shared via Twitch:

When I’m drafting a legal document, I’ll sprinkle the word “herein” all over that thing like it’s paprika.

Going viral on Twitch:

I could never commit gun violence. The only things I know how to reload are my pill caddy and the batteries for the remote.

Shared recently on Messenger:

My dogs don’t feel earthquakes because they have constant gas.

Broadcasted on Twitch:

Do people who spend a fortune on outdoor heating know they can just go inside?

Live now on Pinterest:

Chugging a woman’s entire drink at the bar and then saying “you’re safe, there is nothing in your drink.”

Spotted on Facebook:

I think when girls start liking pink again, it means they’re healing.

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63 shares on Twitch this month:

Whoever named the meatball absolutely nailed it.

71 shares on TikTok this month:

Inside every older person is a younger person wondering what the hell happened.

85 shares on Telegram this month:

Every time you rub your eyes, they should change color a little.

90 shares on Twitch this month:

Therapy is nice but singing as loud as you can in your car is free.

80 shares on Facebook this month:

Delightful if true: booby trap.

62 shares on Discord this month:

Coworkers are funny. You could see a guy every day for 5 years then he quits and you never see or even think about him again.

85 shares on Pinterest this month:

I’m not talking to my husband and I don’t think he even knows it.

74 shares on Snapchat this month:

If you get hangovers, it’s because you drank the beers with impure intentions and heavy karmic debt.

95 shares on X this month:

Going to hack Kanye’s account and make him post something normal.

16 shares on Snapchat this month:

I don’t want your hoodie, I want your still-beating heart presented to me in a box.

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That “so we done?” be saving the relationship every time.

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Do you ever eat a properly salted meal and suddenly understand why the ancient Romans were willing to be paid in salt?

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Just did a seductive hair flip and an onion ring flew out.

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Career anxiety hitting at random hours of the day.

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I applied for a job and got it, and now I really have to go there. Crap!

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Microwaves have zero chill. We get it, time is up. Calm down.

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God gives the most irritable bowels to the most beautiful angels.

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I’ll never understand people who go through self-checkout line and slowly and carefully scan their items. This line is for stealing.

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Promising I won’t tell anyone your secret doesn’t include my husband. He’s basically my diary.

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November should have one more day. Just because to me November 31st sounds real. And also I don’t want to pay rent tomorrow.

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Activity Log ✨

Someone from 🇦🇴 has bookmarked:

Body: Time to sleep. Brain: Hey, that’s an interesting thought, here’s six billion more.

Someone from 🇩🇲 has shared:

I’m gonna start telling men I know a spot and it’s just me dropping them off at therapy.

Someone from 🇬🇷 has downloaded:

You give a man your heart and he’s gonna put it under another girl’s picture.

Someone from 🇵🇹 has bookmarked:

Nothing more humbling than being at a karaoke birthday party with a bunch of singers.

Someone from 🇲🇰 has shared:

They say “When you snooze, you lose”… I say “When you take a nappy, you are happy.”

Someone from 🇲🇨 has viewed:

I’m so single right now that I stood on a cliff and shouted, “I love you,” and my echo replied, “I just wanna be friends.”

Someone from 🇪🇪 has viewed:

Nothing angers me more than tall ghosts in horror movies. No one born in 1782 was that tall. Do your research, screenwriters.

Someone from 🇧🇦 has downloaded:

Life hack: give yourself 8 to 12 hours of alone time in the morning to mentally prepare for the day.

Someone from 🇳🇴 has bookmarked:

Don’t forget, you are someone’s weird colleague.

Someone from 🇸🇷 has viewed:

I think my bank account has been taking Ozempic.

Social Media Log 💫

Shared recently on Facebook:

No dating apps this year. Just going to walk around and smile at people and send an occasional unhinged DM.

Seen just now on Slack:

Hello, I’m a professor in a movie. I only reach the main point of my lecture right as class is ending. Then I yell at students about the reading / homework as they leave.

Making waves on LinkedIn:

I’ve reached the age where my train of thought often leaves the station without me.

Spotted on WhatsApp:

When life gives you lemons, give them back and ask what the crap is all about.

Just shared via Snapchat:

A burrito is just a sleeping bag for beans.

Spotted on WhatsApp:

Christmas combines two things I love the most, getting fat and lying to children.

Just shared via WhatsApp:

Love is in the air, but so is the flu. Wash your hands!

Going viral on Facebook:

I’m saving myself for my vibrator.

Freshly posted on X:

I was googling the best time to visit Italy. It is when you have money.

Spotted on YouTube:

Knowing a guy who knows a guy is one of the most valuable things in the entire world.

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