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I love to sleep, I wish I could get paid to sleep.

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Senility is the pits. Spent an hour driving around the mall parking lot looking for my car.

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What happened to my ankles tonight mosquitologically can never happen again.

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I ran out of toilet paper so I had to start using old newspapers. The Times are rough.

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My lotion bottle says to use it on areas of irritation, so I slathered it all over my coworker, Deborah.

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We hate the same people and it’s so romantic.

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I don’t wanna be dramatic but the work week continuously restarting is literally ruining my life.

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Delete a letter of his name from your contacts every time he makes you upset. When his name’s gone, he’s gone. Hangman that boy.

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If you saw me licking the plate after the charcuterie was finished, no you didn’t.

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You know you’re a bad cook when the dog won’t lick the plate.

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Everyone’s an expert after the fact.

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Films and television have led me to believe that masquerade balls have a higher mortality rate than most wars.

Live now on Instagram:

What bootlickers fail to understand is that the boot eventually comes for them too.

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Roses are red. Daisies are white. I’m in a grumpy mood. My underwear is too tight.

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You never realize how long a minute is until you’re doing cardio.

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I’ve said it before and I’ll say it again: you either have a naked window neighbor or you are the naked window neighbor.

Seen just now on Facebook:

My workout is reading in bed until my arms hurt.

Freshly posted on Pinterest:

Note to self: just because it’s in the map app’s directions, doesn’t mean the road is paved.

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When someone is in a Christmas eve panic, I always find that “well, maybe you should have thought of that sooner” is a helpful phrase.

Freshly posted on Facebook:

Nutrition labels should include an “What if I ate the whole thing” section.

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Someone from 🇬🇲 has bookmarked:

I like people who make me forget that I’m shy.

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Salad was likely invented after someone picked everything they didn’t like out of their meal and put it on a separate plate.

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“You’re an athlete,” I whisper to myself, as I begin my third attempt to get out of the couch.

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There’s no need to put a little umbrella in my drink. It’s already wet.

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Weekends are a scam, you spend one day exhausted and the other day anxious. Like, what the hell was that?

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Leggings: elegant for some, elephant for others.

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I’m not saying I’ve aged like fine wine, but I am currently being stored in a dark place and avoiding sunlight at all costs.

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You know it’s a fancy restaurant when you have to point at what you want on the menu because you can’t pronounce the name.

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Career? Never heard of her. I’m majoring in sunshine and snacks.

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I’ve learned my lesson so many times that I could be a teacher.

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“It’s the most wonderful crime of the year!” I crooned running away with the pot of Santa’s donations.

Just landed via Reddit:

Do regular dogs see police dogs and think, “Oh no, it’s a cop”?

Seen just now on Telegram:

Told my boss I was going to the bathroom but didn’t say which one. Now I’m at home.

Trending via Telegram:

When someone tells me “They could care less”, instead of the proper “I couldn’t care less”, I always say “At least you care.”

Freshly posted on TikTok:

Don’t rush into a relationship. Be friends first. Maybe they have hotter friends. Thank me later.

Spotted on Facebook:

People who remember to drink water, what’s that like?

Broadcasted on Discord:

I forgot my password, failed the captcha and have been accused of being a robot. I don’t even know how to fight these allegations.

Just landed via X:

I bought a bag of M&M’s and they don’t have M’s anymore. They all have W’s, for woke.

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If you innocently act like you don’t know, people will explain dirty words to you and it’s hilarious.

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When you accidentally laugh at your own thoughts, and now people are staring.

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