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Pitching a sitcom where all the top people running a major city have been arrested and by chain of command the person in charge is now a librarian.

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I will be posting telepathically on all social media today. So if you think of something funny, that was me.

Someone from 🇬🇪 has shared:

Getting a key tattoo, but getting it covered up with a doormat tattoo, so no one ever finds it.

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Not really into dating right now, but very into flirting, and that’s where things get complicated.

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A moth flies into your face out of nowhere. You could ask him why he does that, but what would you do with the information?

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I am crumbling under the tyranny of constantly needing to ‘Create an Account’.

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I’ve added lunges to my workout routine. It’s a big step forward.

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Congratulations on angrily speeding past me to get to the red light first. You’re special.

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When your parents are on a call and they ask for a pen, man, that pressure is real.

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Got asked to be a godparent, proving God has lowered his recruitment standards.

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I wonder if this is all happening because I opened that umbrella inside.

Spreading quickly via Discord:

I got us matching straight jackets for Christmas.

Shared recently on Slack:

There is a giant spider on my dash so I’m going to have to buy a new car now.

Going viral on X:

I’ve spent 80% of my adult life resetting my password.

Trending via Instagram:

That awkward moment when you’re about to leave work and your boss says “before you go”.

Just landed via TikTok:

Soup is great for when you’re hungry but want to still feel hungry afterward.

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“I’ll worry about it next time.” Me pissing off future me.

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We live in a time where intelligent people are being silenced, so that stupid people won’t be offended.

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Distance is my jam; solitude is my peanut butter.

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Getting paid to sleep would be such a dream job.

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Someone from 🇧🇸 has bookmarked:

Blocking him isn’t enough. I want his favorite sports team to finish last every year for now and forever.

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I wonder if it’s possible to swim from one end to the other in a pool filled with mashed potatoes.

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Whoever came up with a 30 minute lunch break needs a 30 minute beating.

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Hold on, I just need to take off my glasses and put my face in my hands about it first.

Someone from 🇧🇧 has viewed:

And for my next trick, I’m going to make this first date the last date.

Someone from 🇸🇬 has bookmarked:

Not trying to brag but I just beat the high score on this blood pressure machine.

Someone from 🇼🇸 has viewed:

Can everyone log off? I need some time alone right now.

Someone from 🇸🇬 has bookmarked:

My son is teaching himself Christmas songs on the trumpet, proving things can be both beautiful and annoying.

Someone from 🇹🇭 has downloaded:

I got a raise! On my meds dosage. But still.

Someone from 🇧🇿 has bookmarked:

You don’t scare me. You’re not a parking garage that I can’t figure out how to get out of.

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Just landed via Threads:

My plan is to die young as late as possible.

Freshly posted on Twitch:

My love language is caffeine and being left alone until I’m kind again.

Reported on WhatsApp:

Do you remember when you looked through binoculars upside down and everyone was really far away? That was nice.

Shared recently on TikTok:

My doctor told me to eat more Taco Bell. Well, he actually said “less McDonald’s”, but I’m pretty sure I know what he meant.

Making waves on X:

The role I play at family gatherings is that of the cousin that doesn’t show up anymore.

Making waves on X:

The sole purpose of some household items is to make it impossible for you to open the damn drawer.

Just shared via Threads:

That awkward moment when someone is doing the dishes, and you slowly put your dish in the sink.

Shared recently on Snapchat:

Why can’t my career pursue me instead?

Trending via Discord:

When people talk about enriching their lives, I assume they’ve found a way to add more cheese.

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Sucking melted cheese off the burger wrapper as God intended.

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