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Someone from 🇬🇹 has copied:

Asked a German woman why Germany produced so many legendary physicists / mathematicians, and her response was basically, “Have you considered educating people who aren’t rich?”

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Before you call me an idiot consider this: I know!

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Oh great, you brought your ancient ancestors with you.

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Having an empty laundry basket is the best 5 seconds of my life.

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Trying to watch a superhero movie without stressing about the infrastructure damage to the city.

Someone from 🇧🇳 has downloaded:

Old and bitter feels much better than I thought it would.

Someone from 🇵🇹 has downloaded:

Oh, that gap on my resume is from when I was the architect of my own hell.

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(Most depressed guy you’ve ever met) I’m doing pretty good.

Going viral on Reddit:

The nicest thing I’ve done for a date is turn up.

Broadcasted on Slack:

I don’t like how monkeys have taken ownership of the whole banana thing. I bet I like bananas almost as much as they do.

Just landed via YouTube:

Salsa counts as a serving of vegetables, right?

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Mom asked me what I was drinking the first time I got drunk and I said “breast milk” and now she’s not talking to me.

Shared recently on LinkedIn:

Of course I talk to myself. Sometimes I need expert advice.

Spotted on Facebook:

There is too much money in the world for me to be broke.

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Funny online discussion quotes 💬😂 bring a burst of laughter to those endless threads where opinions clash and emojis fly! Whether you’re lurking or jumping in, these witty gems keep conversations light and entertaining 🤣🔥. Ready to scroll through some clever comebacks and hilarious takes? Let’s dive into the funniest moments from the wild world of digital debates! 🌐🤣✨

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Someone from 🇸🇧 has viewed:

Before you try to save someone, make sure you’re not interrupting their karma.

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Holiday dinners with family are like real life boss levels with the worst loot.

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One day you’re young and carefree and the next, you’re preheating the bathroom before you go in for a shower.

Someone from 🇧🇫 has bookmarked:

My kids had to work extra hard this morning but they were able to get the clean house back to it’s normal messy state just in time for the guests to arrive.

Someone from 🇰🇿 has viewed:

If it walks like a duck and talks like a duck, you’re drunk. Ducks don’t talk.

Someone from 🇵🇪 has copied:

An apple a day may keep the doctor away, but some silly a day keeps the boredom at bay.

Someone from 🇫🇯 has viewed:

Me, aged 20: This is internship summer. I will get an internship. I will find a job. I will study. I will read. I will learn piano. I will… Me, nowadays: This summer, I’m going to try all of the ice cream flavors.

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Broadcasted on LinkedIn:

I don’t think fish should be allowed to eat other fish. I don’t know. Just seems weird. That’s like your coworker, dude.

Spotted on Telegram:

It’s normal that my retirement plan is 100% contingent on me finding buried treasure at some point, right?

Broadcasted on YouTube:

How is every author the #1 New York Times bestseller?

Seen just now on Twitch:

Yeah, Instagram is bad for our mental health, but what about Outlook?

Broadcasted on Instagram:

Turns out, sitting on the porch, feeding birds and squirrels, is a pretty good treatment for depression.

Making waves on Threads:

Back in my day, we had to walk to the TV to change the channel. Uphill, both ways!

Spotted on Instagram:

I’m always sad when my sandwich is over.

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