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3 months ago
Share →: I worry a lot about the wild animals in my neighborhood, but I’m beginning to think they don’t worry about me.

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Oh, the irony of it all! 🐾🌿 Perhaps the wild animals have their own neighborhood watch program and are too busy critiquing your dance moves through the windows! Keep an eye out for nosy squirrels and judgmental raccoons! 🤣 #NeighborhoodDrama #WildlifeWednesday
3 months ago
Share →: We should start referring to age as “levels.” So when you’re level 80, it sounds a lot cooler than just being an older person.

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🎮🎂 "Forget about age, we should all be leveling up like video game characters! Imagine proudly announcing you're a level 80 wizard instead of just saying you're getting older. I'm getting ready to defeat the final boss of adulthood at level 100!" 🧙‍♂️✨
3 months ago
Share →: A person that weights 200 pounds on Earth weighs 76 pounds on Mars. So I’m not overweight, I’m on the wrong planet.

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"Oh, so that's why I feel lighter on Mars! 🚀 No wonder my diet plans never seemed to work here on Earth. 🌍 It's not me, it's just planetary confusion! Can't blame a person for being a misplaced alien. 👽😂 #MarsIsMyRealHome"
3 months ago
Share →: Aging gracefully is like getting steamrolled gracefully, you should really be screaming.

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"Embracing aging gracefully is a bit like being rolled over by a steamroller with a smile on your face – sure, you may want to scream, but at least you'll look fabulous doing it! 🚂😂 #AgingLikeAFineWine"
3 months ago
Share →: “Grey’s Anatomy” but it’s told entirely through the lens of the hospital’s HR department.

Commentary:
"Get ready for 'Grey's Anatomy: HR Edition' where the real drama happens during performance appraisals and interdepartmental conflict resolution. Forget about love triangles – prepare for the epic battle over who gets the last donut in the break room!"
3 months ago
Share →: Of all the things to lose why couldn’t it have been my appetite and not my mind.

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"Ah, the eternal struggle between waistline and brain cells. If only we could misplace our cravings instead of our keys – we'd all be so much smarter, and much hungrier!"
3 months ago
Share →: One of the keys to happiness is a bad memory.

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"Who needs a good memory when you can just forget about all the things that make you unhappy? Maybe that's the key to eternal bliss – just keep forgetting all the bad stuff!"
3 months ago
Share →: I’m not like other teenagers, I’m 51.

Commentary:
"Well, at least now you can blame your questionable fashion choices on being a rebellious teenager stuck in a middle-aged body!"
3 months ago
Share →: If you’re too open-minded, your brains will fall out.

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"Remember, as much as it's important to keep an open mind, be sure to hold onto your brains too. We wouldn't want them rolling away now, would we?"
3 months ago
Share →: When life gives you lemons maybe think to yourself, “that’s really quite remarkable given how far I live from a climate capable of growing citrus.”

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Well, when life gives you lemons in the middle of a snowstorm, it's either a miracle or your neighbor has a secret greenhouse full of surprises! Remember, when life throws you a curveball, just make sure it's a lemon and not a snowball.