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Someone from 🇨🇳 has copied:

Your secret is safe with me and my sister.

Someone from 🇹🇴 has downloaded:

I’m like 2% cute and 98% ugly.

Someone from 🇧🇾 has bookmarked:

Body: Okay, sleepy time. Brain: Okay, thinky time.

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Sorry, can’t. I took my bra off and threw it across the room an hour ago. There’s no coming back from that.

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One downside of marrying a doctor is you have to give up eating apples.

Someone from 🇬🇹 has copied:

Being insane should at least burn calories.

Someone from 🇰🇪 has viewed:

When I like a song, I repeat it until the artist comes out and ask for water.

Someone from 🇷🇼 has viewed:

I have decided to purchase the grocery store because it is now cheaper than the groceries inside it.

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My favorite body lotion is Voltaren.

Someone from 🇶🇦 has shared:

Prime numbers are so cunty. Like okay, diva — only divisible by yourself?

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Eating nothing but beer for a month and calling that Oktoberfast.

Going viral on WeChat:

The older I get, the more I appreciate people who pretend not to notice me when they see me out in public.

Just landed via X:

Gordon Ramsay is only funny because he’s not talking to me like that.

Trending via WeChat:

My morning coffee makes me feel like I’ve got my shit together. I don’t, but it makes me feel like I do.

Spotted on WhatsApp:

I would rather walk directly into the ocean than tell people a fun fact about myself.

Going viral on Instagram:

Life is like bread. It gets hard at some point.

Making waves on WhatsApp:

Why are people always so scared of self-checkouts when shopping? It’s much quicker and you always get something for free.

Spotted on Reddit:

Life is short, flirt with me!

Freshly posted on WhatsApp:

Giving people access to the internet was a massive mistake.

Seen just now on Twitch:

People will think you know what you’re talking about if you give your opinion while cleaning a pair of reading glasses.

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Someone from 🇸🇷 has copied:

There should be a special rating system for movies that tells you how uncomfortable you’ll be if you watch them with your parents.

Someone from 🇹🇬 has viewed:

I don’t mind pulling your cart — I’ve been chasing the carrot anyway, and it’s in the same direction.

Someone from 🇷🇸 has viewed:

What do you mean a baguette isn’t a female bag?

Someone from 🇰🇪 has shared:

Me attempting to flirt: So do you like doing things?

Someone from 🇰🇲 has copied:

What if you went to ET’s planet and all of the other ET’s were wearing clothes?

Someone from 🇷🇺 has downloaded:

I feel like I should give my air conditioner a plaque for employee of the month.

Someone from 🇳🇦 has shared:

I love eating fast food and getting big and fat. It’s amazing.

Someone from 🇭🇷 has viewed:

Done with work today. The work day isn’t over, I’m just done with it.

Someone from 🇱🇰 has copied:

I hope Google never goes down. I know like six, maybe seven, things.

Someone from 🇩🇰 has shared:

If you’re going to stare all night and not say hello, do you mind taking your fingers and squishing my head from across the room?

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Spotted on TikTok:

You wear a white shirt and all of a sudden everybody wants to go eat spaghetti.

Seen just now on YouTube:

Nothing is more awkward than trying to tell an online joke to offline people.

Shared recently on TikTok:

They charge you for the groceries and then they charge you for the toilet paper when you turn the groceries into poop. Open your eyes!

Just landed via Instagram:

Venn diagrams. You either love ‘em or you hate ‘em. Or you’re somewhere in the middle.

Shared recently on Instagram:

My pronouns are she/her and my adjectives are problematic/overwhelmed.

Trending via WeChat:

If you’re thinking what I’m thinking, you need professional help.

Just shared via Snapchat:

Do you also have teenagers whose styling motto is: freeze to death for coolness?

Just shared via WhatsApp:

My car accidentally drove to a burger shop again. I hate when it does that.

Trending via Facebook:

Whenever I go down the stairs next to an escalator, I always move faster than the escalator to prove to the people I made the better decision.

Freshly posted on Twitch:

I just refuse to take a single bite of my food until I find something good to watch.

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