Funny priest quotes

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  5 months ago

  Share →: If I was a priest, I’d make my side of the confession booth really big so I could run around.

  Commentary:
  "If I was a priest, I'd need a confession marathon booth to fully utilize my running skills! 🏃‍♂️🕍 Who says penance can't be a cardio workout? 😉"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: Great news everyone! The priest who took my confession is expected to make a full recovery.

  Commentary:
  🎉🙏 "Good news, folks! Looks like divine intervention was at play because the priest who listened to all my sins is on the mend! Maybe my confessions weren't as bad as I thought after all…😅"

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