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Ain’t no way there’s billions of us and nobody got superpowers.

3 months ago

The question I ask myself most often is, “What would a jury think about this?”

3 months ago

Who are these people that buy unsalted butter on purpose?

3 months ago

If I eat a magnet, will I become more attractive?

3 months ago

How long past date can I eat eggs? Like are they still good or am I naming them now?

3 months ago

Where do they get the seeds to plant seedless watermelons?

3 months ago

Why does tiredness on the couch not follow me to the bed?

3 months ago

This whole working for a living thing goes on for how long?

3 months ago

At what point is a salad no longer a salad based on how much bacon I add?

3 months ago

Why does the dentist have to take an x-ray of my teeth? They right there, bro!

3 months ago

My Mom asks why everything is on the floor, like she never heard of gravity.

3 months ago

I don’t like being asked “are you at home?” Please expand further so I can know whether I’m at home or not.

3 months ago