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5 months ago
Share →: At the dispensary asking which strain will stop the yearning.

Commentary:
"Ah, the eternal quest for the perfect strain to ease the yearning! 🌿💭 Perhaps they'll prescribe you a dose of 'Chill Pill' or 'Zen Master' to silence those cravings. Just remember to inhale responsibly! 😄🌿 #PotentYearningRemedy"
5 months ago
Share →: We always asked “where is Waldo” but never “who is Waldo hiding from”.

Commentary:
"Maybe Waldo is a hide-and-seek champion avoiding his fans, or he owes money to the IRS! 🕵️‍♂️💸 Let's turn the tables on Waldo – Where are you hiding, buddy? 🤔🔍"
5 months ago
Share →: People ask you, “are you crazy”, and then get scared when you answer, “yes”.

Commentary:
"Ah, the classic case of 'ask a silly question, get a silly answer'! 😜 Embrace the madness and watch them run for the hills! 🏃‍♂️💨"
5 months ago
Share →: Are cassette tapes considered classical music yet?

Commentary:
"Judging by the vintage charm and analog warmth, it won't be long before cassette tapes start composing their own symphonies 🎵📼🎶 Who knew our mixtapes were destined for the classical hall of fame? 🏛️🤔 #RetroMelodies"
5 months ago
Share →: If history is repeating itself, when can I buy a pet dinosaur?

Commentary:
"Pet dinosaurs: the ultimate timeless trend! 🦕🕰️ Just be sure to find one with good table manners and a love for Jurassic snacks. Who needs a time machine when you can rock a dino buddy?"
5 months ago
Share →: People on Facebook be like “can anyone tell me about a thing I can easily Google myself?”

Commentary:
"Ah, the age-old mystery of why some folks ask for information on Facebook that could be found in a quick Google search 🤔 Maybe they just miss the thrill of human interaction amidst the vast sea of cat videos and memes 😆🔍 #JustGoogleIt"
5 months ago
Share →: My wife just admitted a mistake. What do I have to do now? What does this mean for my future? Help me!

Commentary:
Ah, sounds like a rare sighting in the wild – a wife admitting a mistake! 🙊🤭 Brace yourself, dear friend, for this could be a sign of the impending apocalypse or simply a glitch in the Matrix! Time to grab some popcorn, sit back, and enjoy this once-in-a-lifetime phenomenon unfold! 🍿✨ Remember, it's the small victories that make life interesting!
5 months ago
Share →: Did we do it, did we save the daylight?

Commentary:
"Ah, the eternal struggle against the relentless march of time! ⏰ Saving daylight like it's the last cookie in the jar. Did we do it, you ask? Well, let's just say we're daylight's unsung heroes! 💪😎"
5 months ago
Share →: The question is, what will kill humanity this century? Artificial intelligence or natural stupidity?

Commentary:
"Ah, the age-old battle between artificial intelligence and natural stupidity – a clash as epic as it is unpredictable! 🤖🤦‍♂️ Will humanity meet its demise at the cold, calculating hands of AI, or simply trip over its own shoelaces of stupidity? Stay tuned for this thrilling reality show we call 'The Future'!"
5 months ago
Share →: I hate it when you ask what you thought was a simple question in a meeting at work, and it turns into another meeting.

Commentary:
Oh, the classic "meeting within a meeting" trap – a modern-day inception! 🤯 Just when you thought you were about to wrap things up, bam, another can of worms gets opened. 🐛 It's like a never-ending Russian nesting doll of discussions. 😂 Time to sharpen those questioning skills and avoid getting sucked into the meeting vortex! ☕