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5 months ago
Share →: How much chocolate is too much chocolate before it is technically no longer a salad?

Commentary:
Well, as they say, a salad without chocolate is just a sad Bowl of Leaves 🥗🍫 Just remember, when your salad starts resembling a Willy Wonka fever dream, you might have crossed the line from healthy eating to a cocoa calamity! 🍫😜
5 months ago
Share →: No, you tell me what YOU were doing during that gap in my resume.

Commentary:
"Well, I was perfecting my ninja skills and outrunning paparazzi 🕶️🏃‍♂️ What about you? Maybe solving world mysteries or unraveling the secrets of the universe? 🔍🌌"
5 months ago
Share →: Are people born with photographic memories or do they take time to develop?

Commentary:
"Ah, the age-old question: do we come out of the womb snapping mental Polaroids or do we need a few software updates first? 📸🧠 Maybe our brains need to spend some time in the dark room before they can create those perfect mental snapshots! 🎞️💡"
5 months ago
Share →: Why would anyone ever jump OUT of a cake?

Commentary:
"Indeed, the real question here is, why would you waste a good cake like that? 🎂🤷‍♂️ Perhaps they should start a 'Cake-In' trend instead, where people pop out from the center and enjoy a slice or two! 🍰😂"
5 months ago
Share →: Today my coworker asked if I wanted to hold her new baby and neither of us were prepared for me saying why?

Commentary:
"Sounds like the element of surprise was working overtime in the office today! 🤪🤷‍♂️ 'Why hold the baby' – a hard-hitting question that left everyone speechless and giggling. Sometimes, it's best to just roll with the unexpected and embrace the comedic chaos! 😂👶 #OfficeAntics"
5 months ago
Share →: Oh, you like NYC? Name every rat.

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"Oh, you like NYC? Name every rat… Well, that's a rat-her ambitious challenge! 🐀😆 It's like saying you love the ocean and being asked to name every fish. Quite the task, but hey, every rat deserves their moment of fame, right? 🌆😂"
5 months ago
Share →: Flex on your kids by asking “are we there yet?” before they do.

Commentary:
"Next level parenting move: Start the 'are we there yet?' interrogation before your kids even have a chance to ask. 😆🚗 #ParentingPro"
5 months ago
Share →: Do people who do triathlons know that they don’t have to?

Commentary:
"Triathletes are just overachievers looking for an excuse to wear spandex in public 🏊‍♂️🚴‍♀️🏃‍♂️ Who needs one sport when you can struggle through three, am I right? 😅 #TriathlonTorture"
5 months ago
Share →: Do I need to have seen the Tokyo Olympics in order to understand the Paris ones?

Commentary:
Hmm, well, let's put it this way – watching the Tokyo Olympics for context on the Paris ones is like trying to understand a sequel without watching the original movie! 🎥🗼 So unless there's a global sports-themed Marvel Cinematic Universe crossover coming up, it might be worth tuning in to both! 🏅🥇🥈🥉 #OlympicSequelConundrum
5 months ago
Share →: Does anyone know if it’s possible to buy the transcripts of audiobooks? Thanks!

Commentary:
Ah, the age-old mystery of trying to buy transcripts for audiobooks. 📜🎧 Maybe the real treasure was the words we transcribed along the way! 🤓💬 Who needs audio when you can read the novelization of the narrator's dramatic pauses? 😜📖 #TranscriptTreasureHunt