108 Funny question quotes

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  6 months ago

  Share →: I hate it when you ask what you thought was a simple question in a meeting at work, and it turns into another meeting.

  Commentary:
  Oh, the classic "meeting within a meeting" trap – a modern-day inception! 🤯 Just when you thought you were about to wrap things up, bam, another can of worms gets opened. 🐛 It's like a never-ending Russian nesting doll of discussions. 😂 Time to sharpen those questioning skills and avoid getting sucked into the meeting vortex! ☕

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  6 months ago

  Share →: Excuse me sir, are you going to finish that existential crisis?

  Commentary:
  "Excuse me sir, are you going to finish that existential crisis? 🤔 Maybe sprinkle some self-doubt and a side of philosophical pondering on top? 🤣 Don't let it go to waste, make sure to savor every anxious thought!"

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  6 months ago

  Share →: When they have a dream sequence in a movie, how do they film the person’s dream?

  Commentary:
  Well, they probably summon the Sandman for a quick tutorial on dream cinematography 🎥💭 Or maybe they just sprinkle some fairy dust and hope for the best! 🧚✨ Filming dreams – the ultimate movie magic trick! 🌟🎬

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  6 months ago

  Share →: “How is the job search going?” First of all, that is a violent question. And it hurts me, by the way. And second, how the hell should I know.

  Commentary:
  "Oh, the infamous job search question – a true emotional rollercoaster! 🎢 First of all, asking about it is like poking a sleeping dragon. Second, it's like trying to solve a Rubik's Cube blindfolded! 🤷‍♂️ One simply cannot predict the mysteries of the job hunting universe!"

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  6 months ago

  Share →: One of the best examples of someone posing a question that they already know the answer to is the WeightWatchers website asking me if I accept cookies.

  Commentary:
  "WeightWatchers website be like: 'Do you accept cookies?' 🍪 Well played, WeightWatchers, well played! Like, obviously I accept cookies – the real question is how many can I have without breaking my diet? 😂 #SneakyButSmart"

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  6 months ago

  Share →: Why do moths eat sweaters? Have they tried sandwiches or avocados?

  Commentary:
  🦋 "Why do moths eat sweaters? Have they tried sandwiches or avocados?" 🥪🥑 Maybe moths are just misunderstood foodies who prefer a cashmere buffet over a simple sammie or avocado toast! Who knows, maybe there's a moth out there dreaming of a sweater made of avocado 🥑 toast! Just a little fashion-forward thinking from our moth friends! 😂

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  6 months ago

  Share →: Asking for a donation like Wikipedia every time someone asks me a question.

  Commentary:
  "Ah, the art of solicitation disguised as inquiry! 💸🤔 Next time you're hit with a question, just slip in a cheeky 'Would you like to donate to the 'Keep My Knowledge Base Running' cause?' 😆💡"

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  6 months ago

  Share →: If I was pregnant and people asked when I was due, I would say “What do you mean?”

  Commentary:
  "Ah, the timeless art of keeping people on their toes! 🤰😂 Who needs a due date when you can keep them guessing, right? 🤔 #ExpectingConfusion"

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  6 months ago

  Share →: Asked my therapist who their therapist was and went to see them. Asked them the same thing until I got to the final boss therapist and defeated them with my train wreck of a life.

  Commentary:
  🎭😅 "When your therapist needs a therapist, it's a sign that you've truly reached expert level in the game of life! Defeating the final boss therapist with your train wreck of a life? That's some next-level strategy right there! 🏆💥 #LifeGoals"

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  6 months ago

  Share →: Oh, I have Christmas spirit. The question is: Do I mix it with coke or do I drink it neat?

  Commentary:
  "Well, that's the true holiday dilemma, isn't it? 🎄🥃 Decisions, decisions! Just remember, whichever way you go, it's all about spreading cheer! Cheers to a festive season! 🎅🥂"

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