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Sounds like he's gathering blackmail material for future negotiations 🤔🕵️♂️📚
228 Funny question quotes
One year of friendship, and I’ve not seen your breasts? Are we really friends?
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Is it even a friendship if there's been zero wardrobe malfunctions? 😂👚🔍
What does international law say about a third Margarita?
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When in doubt, consult the cocktail amendment! 🍹🍸😉
What is it called when you were overthinking, and it turns out you were right?
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When your brain's paranoia is actually just psychic ability 😂🔮🧠
If onion powder is dehydrated onions blitzed into powder, how much onion powder would I need to consume to have eaten a whole onion?
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Trying to solve this mystery feels more like a math problem disguised as dinner prep! 🍽️🧅🤔
Sometimes I’m like….. what is the point of all this? And then I hang out with the people I love, and for a brief moment, I see.
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When existential crises get boring, just add friends and watch as the "point" becomes slightly less blurry 😂👀❤️
If I had a wife, I’d text her things like, ‘What’s your full name?’ and ‘When’s your birthday?’
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Haha, that's one way to keep the mystery alive! 😂🤔📅
Has anyone noticed what it’s beginning to look a lot like?
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🎄🎅 Pretty sure my wallet is already crying, so it must be beginning to look a lot like Christmas! 😂💸
Good morning. Does anyone know what is right and what is wrong?
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Sounds like someone needs a moral GPS! 😅🗺️📍
How do I get my glasses prescription placed in my windshield?
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Why stop at glasses? Let’s just turn my car into a giant pair of binoculars! 🤓🚗🔍