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I want my name to come up when you go to confession.

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Imagine being hungry and some guy tries to teach you to fish.

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Beavers are also just otters that have learned carpentry.

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Dad Hack: Get your teen’s attention instantly by pre-heating the oven.

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Calling someone a “tough cookie” is not a compliment, tough cookies are literally the worst cookies.

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If at first you don’t succeed, that’s so embarrassing. Why are you so bad at this?

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No one comes off looking worse than the third party who was asked to interfere in a couple fight.

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I came. I saw. I made it awkward.

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Opening a bakery and calling it “I’m a crepe. I’m a weird dough.”

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“I’m pretty good with money unless I leave my house or have access to the internet.”

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My level of sarcasm’s gotten to a point where I don’t even know if I’m kidding or not.

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If you know karate, you shouldn’t have to pay for stuff.

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If you’re worried that you added too much cheese to the recipe, I am here to reassure you that you did not.

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If there’s no open mouth cougher on the plane they hold the flight until they can find one.

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Nothing ruins a Friday like realizing it’s only Wednesday.

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Blowing over it is also dusting.

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Common sense isn’t a gift. It’s a punishment, because you have to deal with everyone who doesn’t have it.

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Accept the truth that a clean kitchen and finished laundry are just myths. Embrace the chaos and find your inner calm.

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Heavy on the ‘mhm,’ cause people just be talking.

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I wish I could physically experience the inside of a lava lamp.

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Sometimes I feel useless, but then I remember I breathe out carbon dioxide for plants.

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Getting mad when an app updates and changes their format is the new “rearranged grocery store” for me.

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If the earth is so flat, explain why cats haven’t pushed everything off it yet. You can’t.

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If someone asks why you’re so pale, simply reply, completely shocked, “You can see me?”

78 shares on Messenger this month:

I will charge a 25% tariff on my steely gaze.

27 shares on Twitch this month:

My life is based on a true story.

88 shares on LinkedIn this month:

I want to run through your dreams and settle in your nightmares.

47 shares on Messenger this month:

I hope I find $10,000 on the floor later.

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I like people who can admit their mistakes and apologize. In other words, I like very few people.

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As an outsider, what’s your view on intelligence?

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“I’ve had cigarettes that were better than entire years of my life.”

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Just accidentally closed a tab I’ve had been meaning to read for the past two years.

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I’m not procrastinating. I’m protecting my peace through active avoidance.

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Either you’re violently frolicking with me or you’re violently frolicking against me.

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I don’t know what kind of sex makes y’all want a joint bank account, but I ain’t had it yet.

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Unfortunately most of my sex noises come from trying to get out of bed.

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That moment when you dip your cookie in milk for too long and it breaks off, then you wonder why bad things happen to good people.

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Bugs Bunny taught me that my choices aren’t limited to fight or flight, I can also pretend I’m a pretty lady.

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Can’t wait to overuse the “My husband said,” “Let me phone my husband,” “I’ll ask my husband.”

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“Just be yourself”—that has gotten me mixed results in the past.

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Some people are storms dressed like sunsets. Beautiful from a distance. Dangerous up close.

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There’s no way the Scooby Doo gang never found a dead body.

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Vegetables are actually pretty good when they’re fried.

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Couples who finish each other’s sentences have killed before and will kill again.

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No crypto for me, thanks, at least not until I figure out how dollars work.

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I don’t even know what the Transformers are fighting about, to be honest.

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This generation of men makes celibacy so easy for women.

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If it walks like a duck and talks like a duck, you’re drunk. Ducks don’t talk.

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“Why don’t you tell us anything anymore?” I’ve updated my privacy policy.

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If the earth is so flat, explain why cats haven’t pushed everything off it yet. You can’t.

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