Funny quirky desire quotes

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I’m a person who wants to do a lot of things trapped in the body of a person who wants to sleep a lot.

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I’m just a girl standing in front of a cat who followed me to the bathroom.

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Everyone’s gangsta until grandma grabs that wooden spoon.

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Ever feel like you’re adulting, but only on the outside? Inside, you’re just a kid hoping someone else will make dinner.

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I think I just hit a Labubu with my car.

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Uber Eats “you forgot to finish your order” notification is funny because I didn’t forget, I just came to my senses.

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Drinking coffee because hitting people over the head with a shovel is frowned upon.

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Nice to finally get back that hour they stole earlier this year.

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So you mean to tell me a stress ball is not for throwing at people who stress you out?

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Convinced my kid her harmonica didn’t work because the instructions were missing.