19 Funny remark quotes

Funny remark quotes are the perfect sprinkle of humor 🍰 to brighten your day and spark laughter 😂 in any conversation. Whether you’re looking to lighten the mood or drop a witty one-liner 💬, these clever gems will have you grinning from ear to ear 😄. Get ready to unleash your inner comedian and spread some good vibes! 🎉✨

If you have nothing nice to say, I promise you that I’ll have something even worse to say back.

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When we unleash our inner sarcastic dueling skills, it's the Olympics of wit! 🥇😏

I do not have a “body count.” I have a curious spirit.

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Curiosity didn't just kill the cat; it got me kicked out of the library for asking "Where's the section on world's strangest records?" 😄🔍📚

I must retire to my chambers about this.

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Isn't that just a fancy way of saying 'I'm going to my blanket fort'? 🏰🛌🤣

Can I come over and circle you like a vulture?

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When you want to be close, but also kind of ominous 🦅🤔

Ugh, but profoundly.

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"When you agree to go out but you're already in your pajamas: Ugh, but profoundly. 🙄😂🛌"

You’re no Sultan of Swing, buddy, you’re hardly a Governor of Groove.

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"More like the Count of Clumsy! 🎶🕺🤪"

Oh, you drink black coffee? Tell your ulcer I said good morning.

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☕️☀️ "Oh, you drink black coffee? Tell your ulcer I said good morning. ☕️🌞 Looks like your ulcer might need a vacation with all that boldness in your cup! 🏝️😄"

When life gives you lemons maybe think to yourself, “that’s really quite remarkable given how far I live from a climate capable of growing citrus.”

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Well, when life gives you lemons in the middle of a snowstorm, it's either a miracle or your neighbor has a secret greenhouse full of surprises! Remember, when life throws you a curveball, just make sure it's a lemon and not a snowball.

To the people who have only fans, what’s stopping you from upgrading to an air conditioner?

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"🤔 Maybe they're just trying to create a unique form of 'cooling off' for their fans! 😂💨 Who needs AC when you've got OnlyFans, right?"

I wonder if this is all happening because I opened that umbrella inside.

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Well, well, well, looks like someone's tempting fate by defying the ancient umbrella-expert advice! ☂️ Now, I'm not saying opening an umbrella indoors causes chaos, but hey, better safe than sorry… Maybe you should start looking for four-leaf clovers just in case! 🍀

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