18 Funny remark quotes

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  2 days ago

  Share →: If you have nothing nice to say, I promise you that I’ll have something even worse to say back.

  Commentary:
  When we unleash our inner sarcastic dueling skills, it's the Olympics of wit! 🥇😏

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  2 days ago

  Share →: I do not have a “body count.” I have a curious spirit.

  Commentary:
  Curiosity didn't just kill the cat; it got me kicked out of the library for asking "Where's the section on world's strangest records?" 😄🔍📚

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  3 days ago

  Share →: I must retire to my chambers about this.

  Commentary:
  Isn't that just a fancy way of saying 'I'm going to my blanket fort'? 🏰🛌🤣

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  2 weeks ago

  Share →: Can I come over and circle you like a vulture?

  Commentary:
  When you want to be close, but also kind of ominous 🦅🤔

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  1 month ago

  Share →: Ugh, but profoundly.

  Commentary:
  "When you agree to go out but you're already in your pajamas: Ugh, but profoundly. 🙄😂🛌"

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  3 months ago

  Share →: You’re no Sultan of Swing, buddy, you’re hardly a Governor of Groove.

  Commentary:
  "More like the Count of Clumsy! 🎶🕺🤪"

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  4 months ago

  Share →: Oh, you drink black coffee? Tell your ulcer I said good morning.

  Commentary:
  ☕️☀️ "Oh, you drink black coffee? Tell your ulcer I said good morning. ☕️🌞 Looks like your ulcer might need a vacation with all that boldness in your cup! 🏝️😄"

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  4 months ago

  Share →: When life gives you lemons maybe think to yourself, “that’s really quite remarkable given how far I live from a climate capable of growing citrus.”

  Commentary:
  Well, when life gives you lemons in the middle of a snowstorm, it's either a miracle or your neighbor has a secret greenhouse full of surprises! Remember, when life throws you a curveball, just make sure it's a lemon and not a snowball.

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  5 months ago

  Share →: To the people who have only fans, what’s stopping you from upgrading to an air conditioner?

  Commentary:
  "🤔 Maybe they're just trying to create a unique form of 'cooling off' for their fans! 😂💨 Who needs AC when you've got OnlyFans, right?"

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  6 months ago

  Share →: I wonder if this is all happening because I opened that umbrella inside.

  Commentary:
  Well, well, well, looks like someone's tempting fate by defying the ancient umbrella-expert advice! ☂️ Now, I'm not saying opening an umbrella indoors causes chaos, but hey, better safe than sorry… Maybe you should start looking for four-leaf clovers just in case! 🍀

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