Commentary:
Guess my driveway is officially a "no-fly zone" now! 🍗🐦🚫
37 Funny revenge quotes
Delete a letter of his name from your contacts every time he makes you upset. When his name’s gone, he’s gone. Hangman that boy.
Commentary:
Starting a game of Hangman with my contacts—he's got only two vowels left before he vanishes! 😂✌️🔡
My therapist said cutting people off isn’t healthy. She’s next.
Commentary:
😂 "When your therapist didn't realize they just made the cut list! 🙈✂️ #SorryNotSorry"
I don’t simply want to kill a mosquito; I want to bite them back over and over to make them itch.
Commentary:
"Time for some revenge… blood-bank style! 🦟🩸 Scratch that, mosquitoes! 😆😂"
Let’s hope those bridges you burn keep you warm at night.
Commentary:
"🔥 Sleep tight in your toasty bridge bonfire! 😴🚧🤣"
If I ever find out who stole my identity, I’ll pay all their debts and ruin their credit score just for fun.
Commentary:
"Identity theft: the only crime where the victims are considering revenge with a side of financial sabotage! 😂💳 #PaybackTime"
If you catch me smiling at you, chances are I am plotting my revenge.
Commentary:
😄😏 "If you see me smiling, start running – I might just be brainstorming my next evil genius plan! 😈💡"
My therapist says I’m preoccupied with revenge. She’s going to regret that.
Commentary:
"Revenge? I prefer to call it 'strategic planning for future laughter.' 😂🗡️🎭"
If I were a bird, I know who I’d poop on.
Commentary:
"Channeling my inner 'aimbird' 🎯🦜… watch out below! 💩😆"
No revenge, because losing someone like me is enough.
Commentary:
"When you realize my absence is the ultimate plot twist! 🤣🚪💨 #MissingMeMadness"