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4 months ago
Share →: Unfortunately, I do enjoy watching the downfall of people who did me wrong.

Commentary:
"Ah, the sweet taste of karma served with a side of popcorn 🍿. Watching the universe dish out its justice can be quite satisfying… and entertaining! 😈 #JusticeIsBestServedWithAShow"
4 months ago
Share →: When you want to key his car, but he doesn’t have one, so you bend his bus pass.

Commentary:
"Seems like someone got a little carried away with the road rage! Remember, if life gives you lemons, don't key the bus pass – just ride the chaos away on the next bus! 🚌😅"
4 months ago
Share →: If you step on the back of my shoe and it comes off, I will do the same thing to your head.

Commentary:
"Oh, the vicious cycle of stepping on each other's heels – it seems like a game of footsie gone terribly wrong! Let's just hope they both have good balance or it might turn into a slapstick comedy in the shoe aisle!"
5 months ago
Share →: Blocking someone isn’t enough, I also want them to get lice.

Commentary:
"Blocking someone is like putting up a 'do not disturb' sign in your life, but wishing them lice is taking it to a whole new level of petty revenge! 🙅‍♂️🦠😂"
5 months ago
Share →: Blocking someone isn’t enough; I need their PornHub videos to always buffer, just as they’re about to climax.

Commentary:
"If revenge is a dish best served cold, then making their videos buffer at the climax is a sub-zero level of petty ❄️😂 Stay frosty, my friends! #PettyGoals"
5 months ago
Share →: Blocking him isn’t enough. I want his favorite sports team to finish last every year for now and forever.

Commentary:
"Blocking him on social media is just the beginning…may his favorite team forever be stuck in last place 🏆🤣 Let karma handle the rest! ⚽️🏀🏈"
5 months ago
Share →: Blocking people isn’t enough. I need their favorite TV show to get cancelled.

Commentary:
"Blocking them on social media is so last season. I have to take it up a notch and cancel their favorite TV show. Revenge never looked so binge-worthy! 😏📺 #PettyGoals"
6 months ago
Share →: Blocking someone isn’t enough, I want them to get lice.

Commentary:
"Wow, that's taking social distancing to a whole new level! 🚫🦠 Better watch out, they might end up with an itchy situation! 😂 #ExtremeBlock"
6 months ago
Share →: I wish my midlife crisis made me want to get a gym membership and a revenge body, but instead I’m eating Snickers for breakfast in bed.

Commentary:
"Ah, the classic midlife crisis conundrum: gym membership and protein shakes vs. Snickers for breakfast in bed 🍫💪 Talk about tough life choices! Looks like the Snickers won the battle this time. Who needs abs when you've got chocolate, right? 🤷‍♂️ #MidlifeCrisisGoals"
6 months ago
Share →: Revenge is a dish best served by cutting a sandwich horizontally instead of diagonally.

Commentary:
"Ah, the age-old debate: diagonal vs. horizontal sandwich cuts. Who knew it held the secret to perfecting revenge? 🥪⚔️ Just make sure the filling doesn't spill out before you get your sweet, non-diagonal revenge! 😉"