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Someone from 🇸🇮 has copied:

What I’m trying to say is, “Hello, here’s my entire heart and all of my devotion.”

Someone from 🇧🇴 has bookmarked:

I’m starting to think the voice in my head doesn’t like me very much.

Someone from 🇬🇶 has downloaded:

No thanks, social media influencers. I prefer making decisions the old-fashioned way: under the influence of alcohol.

Someone from 🇫🇲 has shared:

Me, unwrapping a gift: Oh wow, an item. I love these!

Someone from 🇺🇾 has shared:

She calls me Anthony Bourdain because I eat her parts unknown, no reservations.

Someone from 🇦🇷 has copied:

Good morning, townsfolk. I’m here to slay the monsters.

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I will never forget when my dad had a guy from Verizon call me in middle school to tell me that I was using more data than Obama and that I need to stop.

Someone from 🇵🇾 has copied:

You don’t need a therapist, you need an exorcist.

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I’m an adult. I can do whatever I want. And yet, here I am just doing laundry, eating salads, taking antidepressants, flossing my teeth, and going on little walks. Like an IDIOT.

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Introverts have fun, too — we just don’t care if you know.

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Sorry, I said yippee when you took off your pants. Do you still think I’m hot?

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What is rizz if not swag persevering?!

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I’m going to start reading books again, as soon as I finish the internet.

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Cleaning the kitchen, but saw the laundry, so I watered a plant, and now I’m making a dentist appointment.

Shared recently on Facebook:

If there’s one thing we can trust, it’s billionaires.

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Uber drivers have secret access to a streaming service of exclusively the worst music you’ve ever heard.

Freshly posted on Slack:

I’m sick of blessings in disguise. I am ready for a blessing with absolutely no disguise whatsoever.

Going bananas on WeChat:

You are closer to the street than you will ever be to any billionaire.

Just landed via Reddit:

Being late to work should never be that serious. At least I came?

Making waves on Twitch:

Some people peak in high school. I peaked when I realized I never had to see them again.

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The ’90s were a time of blissful ignorance where we expected rock stars to sleep with groupies.

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Sorry I’m late. Had to scroll back to my birth year.

88 shares on YouTube this month:

The only constant in my life are the accidental screenshots of my lock screen.

56 shares on LinkedIn this month:

Current relationship status: sleeping diagonally across the bed.

50 shares on X this month:

The one thing I’ve never had in my car’s glove box is a pair of gloves.

55 shares on WhatsApp this month:

Me pulling into a full parking lot: Don’t these people have homes?

47 shares on Reddit this month:

I find that age is just a number, and the older you get, the number you get.

45 shares on Facebook this month:

I’m really looking forward to eight hours of thinking about sleep tonight.

86 shares on Twitch this month:

I wish I could get a bouquet of mozzarella sticks.

80 shares on WeChat this month:

Many fruits can be great names… but the real challenge is naming a child after a vegetable….

65 shares on Facebook this month:

I’m confused how a cemetery can raise its funeral prices and blame it on the cost of living.

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Someone from 🇨🇳 has shared:

My boyfriend talks to everyone while I stand by quietly, planning my escape.

Someone from 🇿🇲 has shared:

You know when you have so much to do that you just sit down and do nothing?

Someone from 🇰🇿 has shared:

On Twitter, you will always find someone who is tweeting your thoughts but with better grammar.

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My neighbor told me he heard me having sex this morning. I was putting on my shoes.

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I’m officially at the age where I enjoy when people cancel plans.

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Adults are always asking children what they want to be when they grow up because they’re looking for ideas.

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I keep checking my phone like I mean something to somebody. Silly me.

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My secret talent is turning any situation into a considerably more awkward one.

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Spotify Wrapped, but for all your bad decisions this year.

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Pretty annoying when someone unfollows me before I can conduct their exit interview.

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Trending via Reddit:

The real morning people are the ones that wake up to call radio stations.

Just landed via X:

If food delivery apps had never been invented, I would either be wildly rich or dead.

Making waves on TikTok:

This gingerbread house isn’t even close to fire safety codes.

Spotted on Snapchat:

Imagine if every time you stepped into an elevator, it played the “Mission Impossible” theme.

Going bananas on Facebook:

Flying bugs can basically go anywhere they want, but still choose to fly right into your face.

Spreading quickly via Reddit:

Killing with kindness is a murder by compliments.

Just landed via WhatsApp:

I used to really want to be understood. Now I mainly just want things like snacks and juice.

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I wait all week for the weekend just to aggressively do nothing in five different outfits.

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Liking someone romantically is actually just a humiliation ritual.

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Before marriage, I would sit at a stoplight for hours because I had no one to tell me the light had changed to green.

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