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Trying is the first step toward failure.

Someone from 🇳🇵 has copied:

I think everyone should get $500 deposited into their accounts every day, just for waking up.

Someone from 🇳🇮 has downloaded:

If I worked for UPS, there would be a 100% chance I’m falling out that open door when I turn a corner too fast.

Someone from 🇱🇧 has shared:

I’ve decided that I need to eat more vegetables, so I’m gonna make a carrot cake later.

Someone from 🇯🇵 has bookmarked:

If you compliment me, my glasses fog up.

Someone from 🇱🇷 has copied:

I am officially at the age where old people think I am young and young people think I am old.

Someone from 🇫🇯 has shared:

I have two reactions when I leave the house: Ew, the people. Ew, the weather.

Someone from 🇳🇴 has viewed:

What I’m trying to say is, “Hello, here’s my entire heart and all of my devotion.”

Someone from 🇰🇼 has copied:

True romantics have made peace with the possibility of lifelong solitude.

Someone from 🇷🇼 has bookmarked:

Have you ever been so stressed that you’re calm?

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Making waves on Facebook:

I be outside telling people I don’t got social media when they ask.

Spotted on Twitch:

Gonna break into your house, toast all your bread and put it back in the bag.

Making waves on WeChat:

Changed my bio on bumble to “I’m gonna murder ur whole family” and guys still responded.

Spotted on LinkedIn:

The biggest problem with finding another job is I don’t want one.

Spotted on Messenger:

You lose some, you lose some more.

Just landed via Telegram:

No one my age is single because they’re all unhappily married.

Trending via Discord:

Do you guys remember when we had to share one desktop computer wіth the whole famіly?

Trending via Facebook:

Despite all my rage, I still keep refreshing the page.

Spotted on WeChat:

Harmonicas are basically for people who like to hear music while they spit.

Breaking via Threads:

Why would I date a nonchalant man? I like my men how I like my thong.

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Someone from 🇹🇿 has copied:

I like it when someone feeds me their food without me asking. I feel like a part of my inner child heals.

Someone from 🇻🇨 has bookmarked:

Hangman is so great. No better way for a child to learn how to spell than by having to save a man from hanging to death.

Someone from 🇵🇱 has shared:

I bet aliens lock their door when they go past earth.

Someone from 🇹🇼 has copied:

Grocery shopping before Christmas is a nightmare. My milk expired while I was waiting in line.

Someone from 🇲🇼 has viewed:

Opening up to people is a scam. Don’t do it.

Someone from 🇲🇾 has downloaded:

Beer is like the color black: it goes with everything.

Someone from 🇳🇪 has shared:

When I was in elementary school, we learned about a shape called a rhombus, and that was the last time I ever heard about that shape ever again.

Someone from 🇲🇳 has shared:

This is not an empty room, this is a very successful anti-party.

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Dear people, who drive without music playing, what do you do with your brain?

Someone from 🇳🇮 has copied:

Imagine falling in love with me then finding out I’m a slow walker.

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Freshly posted on YouTube:

A dating app called Unhinged where you agree to meet up and fight each other.

Going viral on LinkedIn:

Sometimes it feels better not to talk. At all. About anything. To anyone.

Trending via Telegram:

If you want to experience hunger, go and live with a wealthy person or family.

Just landed via Facebook:

Once you realize that no one really cares how you’re doing, it becomes much easier to answer the question.

Broadcasted on Threads:

My bit for Thanksgiving is going to be constantly bringing up politics, but pronouncing every politician’s name slightly incorrectly.

Trending via YouTube:

Why can’t the house clean itself? It seems to get dirty by itself.

Spreading quickly via Threads:

Sorry, I’m late. Time isn’t real, and I’m not convinced I am either.

Just shared via Facebook:

I don’t care if it’s cliché, I will always enjoy a ‘small town but something messed up is happening’ story.

Seen just now on Threads:

Had to sit with a straight face while my landlord told me I was paying his rent and mortgage for him.

Seen just now on Threads:

In the 90s, you’d always find your way to some stranger’s house.

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