Wordgag ツ

10,000+ funny quotes

Activity Log ✨

Someone from 🇫🇷 has viewed:

At some point in life, you graduate from Family Guy to American Dad.

Someone from 🇦🇬 has viewed:

Germany is now advising people to stock up on cheese and sausages. This is called the Wurst Käse scenario.

Someone from 🇲🇲 has viewed:

What is your favorite movie where Tom Cruise runs really fast?

Someone from 🇲🇪 has copied:

I enjoy long walks up and down my stairs trying to remember what I was supposed to be doing.

Someone from 🇮🇩 has viewed:

I’m not going to die because of an accident. Nor because of an illness. But from small talk. Someone will say one boring sentence too many and I’ll drop dead.

Someone from 🇹🇷 has shared:

I’ve started eating healthier and exercising if you’re wondering why I’m in such a crappy mood all of a sudden.

Someone from 🇪🇷 has downloaded:

I have everything you could possibly ever need in my purse, except for money.

Someone from 🇦🇱 has copied:

Airplanes are so weird because how does a giant metal box stay in the air like that, and why am I craving tomato juice?

Someone from 🇧🇹 has downloaded:

Cooking your own meals really is the best way to devote 50 hours of your life every month to save $50.

Someone from 🇬🇧 has shared:

I have noticed something quite worrying: after I buy more things I have less money.

Funny Quotes Data 🤓

New Funny Quotes

1883 added this month

Funny Quotes Total

12,045

Funny Quotes Topics

14,832

Funny Quotes Images

12,045

Updated

48 seconds ago

Users Online

3,455

Social Media Log 💫

Just shared via Slack:

Bored as hell. Anyone want to emotionally manipulate each other?

Making waves on Messenger:

Used dark mode so much that I became physically repulsed when I see a white screen.

Shared recently on WhatsApp:

I hate it when my pillow is not pillowing like it should. You have one job. Be a pillow man. You are pillow. Act like one!

Spotted on Snapchat:

I really wish people would stop thinking they need to speak to me in the mornings.

Making waves on X:

My boss told me to start every presentation with a joke. The first slide was my paycheck.

Seen just now on X:

I wasn’t feeling well so I googled my symptoms. I either have allergies or I died two days ago.

Freshly posted on YouTube:

“And on the 7th day he rested”. Obviously God had not yet created laundry at that point.

Freshly posted on LinkedIn:

Your car antlers tell me everything I need to know about you.

Going viral on Threads:

An internship is only unpaid if you don’t steal enough.

Going viral on Pinterest:

Sometimes I feel useless but then I remember I breath out carbon dioxide for plants.

Home » Funny Savings Account Quotes

Funny savings account quotes

New funny savings account quotes 👇

For even more funny savings account quotes, check out the next page, if available 👇

All funny savings account quotes & images can be used for free for non-commercial purposes 👌

New Funny Quotes
Random Funny Quotes

Welcome to Wordgag! 😉✌️ Enjoy endless laughter with our collection of funny quotes guaranteed to crack you up. 😂💥

Trending Funny Quotes 📈

Hot Funny Quotes 🔥

Trending Topics 📁

activity communication day food frustration fun humor i irony joke just know life love me media people procrastination relationship sarcasm social social media someone technology time want work

Funny Quotes Data 🤓

New Funny Quotes

1883 added this month

Funny Quotes Total

12,045

Funny Quotes Topics

14,832

Funny Quotes Images

12,045

Updated

48 seconds ago

Users Online

3,451

Funny Quotes of the Month 🚀

Funny Quotes of the Year ⭐

Activity Log ✨

Someone from 🇯🇵 has copied:

Does anyone know what to do, like in general?

Someone from 🇨🇺 has shared:

Lois Lane said, “Clark?” like she didn’t just make out with that same jawline in spandex twelve hours ago.

Someone from 🇰🇼 has downloaded:

Everybody in the world, stop fighting or no dessert.

Someone from 🇹🇿 has shared:

Garlic bread is my therapist now.

Someone from 🇨🇿 has copied:

Am I the only person who would rather almost fall over carrying the shopping than walk a second time?

Someone from 🇬🇲 has downloaded:

Like, who are those little paper umbrellas trying to protect?

Someone from 🇦🇪 has bookmarked:

Ribbed condoms don’t even taste like ribs.

Someone from 🇳🇪 has shared:

Get married and have kids so that you can Google things like “How to teach your kid to not bite”.

Someone from 🇲🇻 has shared:

Elevator rides in real life: 30 seconds long. Elevator rides in movies: Two minutes long.

Someone from 🇸🇹 has shared:

Meow means woof in cat.

Social Media Log 💫

Making waves on Twitch:

I asked Tom Hanks for his autograph, but all he wrote was thanks.

Shared recently on Twitch:

I’ve woken up yet again without an emotional support capybara.

Live now on YouTube:

The man who invented autocorrect walks into a barn. He orders a bear.

Making waves on Facebook:

Nothing makes me more stabby than when my husband ignores me and starts talking to the dog.

Reported on Pinterest:

Breaking up is fine, but logging me out of your Netflix is crazy.

Live now on TikTok:

When buying presents I like to think, what would Jesus have got you? So yeah, enjoy your fish sandwich.

Spotted on TikTok:

What’s wrong with the people who come to visit on Sundays? Don’t they have a couch?

Freshly posted on Snapchat:

She was my chai, I was her cake rusk.

Trending via WhatsApp:

I don’t jump to conclusions, I cannonball into them like a boss.

Just shared via WhatsApp:

It’d be nice if my bank account filled up as quickly as my laundry basket.

Share Wordgag 🙏

© 2025. All rights reserved.

Made with ❤️ in Sydney ☀️🌴