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The advantage of being an identical twin: you only need one gym contract.

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Television is better for you than phone. It is like vaping vs smoking.

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Parenting a teenager is surreal because you’ll be sitting there, and some dude who is much taller than you will walk around the corner and ask you how to open a popcorn bag.

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Every morning I regret why I didn’t sleep earlier the night before.

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Peeling a sweaty sports bra off counts as aerobic exercise, right?

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Normalize saying, “I’m not informed enough to have an opinion on the matter.”

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Not to brag, but I’ve done nothing for several hours.

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Relationship tip: Make sure you’re the crazy one.

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Technically, all restaurants are drive-thru, it just depends how committed to the task you are.

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I’m not here to make friends, just noise.

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There’s a fat man inside me dying to get out.

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Whoever was the first to shorten “Richard” down to “Dick” must have really hated that guy.

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If I’ve offended you with my posts, I humbly apologize, I honestly did not think you could read.

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I would do absolutely anything to get 8 hours of sleep, except for going to bed 8 hours before I need to wake up.

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Please respond to my telepathic messages.

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Going to all the Halloween parties this year as the Invisible Man.

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Can you delete that photo of me? It looks exactly the way I look in real life.

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Messages are way funnier when you know how the person talks.

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I love when my grandma texts me — because I know it took her an hour.

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The world is my ostrich, or whatever.

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I would like even faster food.

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When I was growing up I always wanted to be someone. Now I realize I should have been more specific.

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Even wild things have slow mornings.

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No matter how old you are, an empty Christmas wrapping tube is still a fun thing to bonk someone over the head with.

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The best time to visit Japan is when you have money!

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No ChatGPT for me, thanks. I will be asking Liam Gallagher on Twitter.

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Do the people who make chairs know what humans look like, or nah?

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What doesn’t kill you makes you weird at social gatherings.

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