Funny self-interest quotes

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  4 months ago

  Share →: I’m really good at compromising as long as I get my way.

  Commentary:
  "Ah, the art of compromising while still managing to be a little bit selfish – a true skill indeed! It's like saying, 'I'll meet you halfway, as long as halfway is exactly where I want to be.' Masterful negotiation at its finest!"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: I’m fighting for free speech. Mine, not yours, so be quiet.

  Commentary:
  "Ah, the classic 'free speech for me, not for thee' argument – a true masterpiece of irony. 🎤🤫 It's like saying 'I believe in sharing, but only if it's my ice cream!' 🍦😂 #SelectiveFreeSpeech #ShhJustListen"

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