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I was about to stop overthinking, then I thought of a giraffe having a sore throat.

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Nobody sighs louder than an unemployed, debt-free dog who spends at least 16 hours a day sleeping.

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When I get to work, I always hide first, because a good worker is always hard to find.

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The shrooms told me that we need to get our shit together. That humanity is a bundle of bad habits. I’m headed back in a few weeks, and they need a response from us. What do I tell them?

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I’m too lazy to be a superhero. If I had laser eyes, I’d probably just use them to heat soup or something.

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There’s only one way we’ll at least occasionally get normal elected officials and that’s if we pick them by random lottery.

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This place was really tidy yesterday. It’s a shame you missed it.

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People are teaching their dogs how to skateboard and my dog’s chart at the vet says “must be picked up, won’t walk”.

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Insurance is cool because even if you have it, it still kinda feels like you don’t.

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Let’s go out for carrots sometime.

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My fitness goal is to lose two straight jacket sizes.

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Just gave my boyfriend an incorrect direction in the car, and he sighed and muttered to himself, “Never assign to malice what can be attributed to incompetence.”

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Oh, I’m so excited to wear Uggs, beanies, and oversized sweaters. I can feel fall creeping up.

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Blocking anyone who tries to motivate me.

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McDonald’s needs a 3rd window so you can trade in all the wrong stuff they gave you.

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“You’re a flirt!” God forbid a girl has good communication skills.

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I remember when the only in-flight movie choices were either you watched or you didn’t.

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Reading a book is nice, but reading a book in the middle of the night when everyone is asleep is even better, it’s therapeutic.

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That gap in my resume is from when I was lost at sea.

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Oh, you’re in a situationship? Are you the one with commitment issues or the one with low self-worth?

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My kids will never appreciate the amount of extroverting the introvert me does for them.

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I could never be an Instagram mom influencer. For starters, I wouldn’t be able to give my kids a name like Banjo or Parmesan or Chandelier.

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Fun fact: Malcolm X was not his birth name. He was originally Malcolm Twitter.

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My extravagant lifestyle of paying for housing and buying groceries is really getting in the way of my ability to save money.

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Of course, my summer body is ready; it’s the same as my winter body but sweatier.

95 shares on LinkedIn this month:

If a demon ever possessed me, I’d just sit back and say, “Your problem now.”

54 shares on Pinterest this month:

Getting paid to sleep would be such a dream job.

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My first mistake of my life was my birth.

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How do I gracefully leave this party early but also take the queso dip with me?

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This gingerbread house isn’t even close to fire safety codes.

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Facial recognition technology, but for me when I’m talking to people I’ve apparently met before.

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For the first time in history, you can simply post “He’s an idiot” and 90% of the world will know whom you’re talking about.

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It’s that time of year again where I go to random restaurants to tell random women, “So this is why you cancelled our date?”, while they’re out with their significant others.

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I’m sorry to break it to you, but you need a soul to have a soulmate.

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Some people get a bit strange as they get older. Not me. I’ve always been like that!

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Health nuts are going to feel stupid someday, lying in hospitals dying of nothing.

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They should make a biopic of just some random guy.

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Oxygen was discovered in 1773. How did our ancestors breathe before then?

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You learn a lot about someone when you marry them. For example, I learned I should have married someone else.

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Sometimes I want to sleep, but my brain decides to do a little tap dance through every mistake I’ve ever made, instead.

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Welcome to your 40s. A random back pain will be assigned to you shortly, and you’ll never know what flares it up every time.

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They should invent a DoorDash but for a kiss goodnight and getting tucked in.

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Forgetting to put jewelry and perfume on is literally the worst feeling.

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“Can’t wait till I get older” was the dumbest thing I ever said.

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I keep myself humble by messing up all the time.

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I can’t stand when people need constant validation online. Like, comment, and retweet if you agree.

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I wanna be a jellyfish— no heart, no brain, no feelings, no pain— just blub blub blub.

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I don’t remember if I was 43 or 44 before my birthday, so now I don’t know if I’m 44 or 45. That’s your 40’s.

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I’m always happy when I come home from shopping and the note on the table reminds me of what I wanted to buy.

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Sweet, but twisted. Does that make me a candy cane?

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Guy in front of me at the movies was reading the popcorn Wikipedia page while he was eating popcorn.

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