Funny solo choice quotes

Someone from 🇨🇬 has bookmarked:

Not arguing with people anymore, I’m just gonna say “it makes sense that you would think that”.

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Stop blaming others for your mistakes. Study Feng Shui and blame the furniture.

Someone from 🇮🇹 has viewed:

I’ve folded seven page corners of the book I’m reading. That’s 49 in dog ears.

Someone from 🇷🇸 has copied:

You haven’t experienced proper anger until you have a sister.

Someone from 🇹🇬 has downloaded:

One day my sanity went out for smokes and never came back.

Someone from 🇭🇷 has downloaded:

I quit boxing the moment I realized my opponent was allowed to punch me in the face, too.

Someone from 🇲🇾 has shared:

When the client says: “make it pop”, I have to ask myself whether he means my mind or the project.

Someone from 🇸🇴 has copied:

Stop eating around the bush or whatever the saying is.

Someone from 🇻🇪 has downloaded:

Game night with the family is only fun until I lose.

Someone from 🇺🇦 has bookmarked:

I can now tell the hour of the day by which part of my body needs a heating pad.