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I wear sunglasses when I’m driving so nobody knows I’m asleep.

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That moment when you cut into a seedless watermelon and find out it’s only allegedly seedless.

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Does running away from my problems count as cardio?

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Why there is always a kid crying when I go to the store? Dude, you aren’t the one paying for it. Stop!

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